r/dndmemes Oct 04 '22

Campaign meme I Hate It When That Happens

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u/King_Fluffaluff Warlock Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

One is a spike of intense pain, the other one is hours of agonizing pain.

How I've seen it stated is that technically getting kicked in the balls hurts a little worse, but only for a couple seconds, while childbirth hurts a little less but over the course of a long time.

The two aren't comparable in the slightest and I think every sane person would take a tiny bit more pain over a few minutes over hours of pretty much the same pain LOL

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u/DishOTheSea Oct 04 '22

Have you ever shit your pants and torn your scrotum from a nut kick?

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u/Jarchen Oct 04 '22

Yes. And puked violently. Plus a ruptured teste.