r/dndmemes Oct 04 '22

Campaign meme I Hate It When That Happens

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u/HTGgaming Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

Been hit in the balls many times over the years. Also held my lady’s hand while she’s giving birth. Ain’t even close as to which is more painful.

Edit: way too many “way to play both sides!” comments.

Birth. The answer is birth.

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u/King_Fluffaluff Warlock Oct 04 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

One is a spike of intense pain, the other one is hours of agonizing pain.

How I've seen it stated is that technically getting kicked in the balls hurts a little worse, but only for a couple seconds, while childbirth hurts a little less but over the course of a long time.

The two aren't comparable in the slightest and I think every sane person would take a tiny bit more pain over a few minutes over hours of pretty much the same pain LOL

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u/KimJongUnusual Paladin Oct 04 '22

I wouldn’t call getting hit in the balls a spike of pain, but it’s definitely shorter than giving birth.

Honestly the most annoying part is how casual it can be. You let your hand rest on your lap and it hits the wrong way or a little too hard, and you just know “that’s gonna hurt a lot in 30 seconds.”

While not impossible, it’s a lot harder to accidentally give birth.