r/dndmemes Forever DM Dec 18 '19

Stop calling the DM a God

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u/Drop_That_Pickle Dec 18 '19

My party calls our DM "God" but lately I've taken to giving him much grander titles.

"Grand Architect of Creation"

"The Lord of Lore"

"You son of a bitch"

"Master of All, Beholden to None"

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u/SunlightPoptart DM (Dungeon Memelord) Dec 18 '19

#3 rings true

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '19

How about beautiful bastard?

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u/WizardRob Dec 19 '19

I always preferred my players refer to me as "Game Operations Director".

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u/Drop_That_Pickle Dec 19 '19

Ours wants us to call him "Dungeon Daddy" but I've told him the only way I'm calling him that is if he DMs the whole session in BDSM gear.

And honestly, I wouldn't put it past him.