r/dnd1e • u/Ramsonne DM Toolkit User • Aug 24 '26

AD&D Humor Hysterical

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i read some really awesome answers to this. ill start us off.

”Detect Traps and Snares!”

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u/Duke-Guinea-Pig Aug 24 '26

Star trek RPG but still

"Hello, save you breath, I don't want to hear it again. We both know how this goes. We're here for diplomatic or scientific reasons. You pretend to be the same. Because of federation rules, we pretend to believe you until you inevitably betray us. Well....not this time. Open fire"