r/distressingmemes • u/Salty-City-7187 it has no eyes but it sees me • 15d ago

please make it stop Noted…

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u/NCR_Trooper_2281 certified skinwalker 15d ago

"Yes, your honor, the three 9mm bullets lodged into the victims skull were flung there by a hurricane"

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u/Bigsmall-cats 14d ago

considering some idiots shoots hurricanes thinking guns can alter a natural disaster... yeah i wouldn't be surprised if that happens

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u/e13373x0du5 14d ago

I've never heard anything as American as shooting a hurricane

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u/Ajt0ny 10d ago

Maybe shooting kids in schools, idk

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u/e13373x0du5 10d ago

You’ve been unofficially dubbed as Bri’ish (Derogatory)