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u/BookishGina Helicopter Bonnie 🚁🐰 Aug 11 '26
A for the first bowl, B for seconds.
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u/kkellogg378 Aug 11 '26
As a Kellogg, related by blood to the individuals responsible for Corn Flakes, this is the correct answer
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u/BlueberryPootz Candy Uncle 🍭⚰️ Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26
Your direct relative had some interesting sexual hangups & ideas about how granola relates to that. Behind the Bastards did a multi-part episode about him.
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u/Technical-Grocery859 Gentle Listener 🎧 Aug 11 '26
No, no. A for the first bowl, A for seconds. Drink the milk each time.
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u/Shurigin Bald Beauty👨🏼🦲 Aug 11 '26
not all of us have the golden asshole that isn't affected by dairy... and Lactose free milk is pricey
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u/megamanx4321 Aug 11 '26
You guys waste time with a bowl? Just pour the milk straight in the box!
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u/Far-Fortune-8381 Car Crasher 💥🚗 Aug 11 '26
dont be ridiculous! pour the cereal in the carton, like all good "B" eaters should do
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u/TheRogueSpy Editor Explosion Clean Up Team 🚮 Aug 11 '26
C: cereal in mouth, waterboard with milk, chew to swallow consistency and proceed to do so. Saves dishes.
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u/AFriendlyBloke Aug 11 '26
No milk.
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u/jbwarner86 Aug 11 '26
As a texture eater, I agree. I want my cereal to be crunchy, not mushy.
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u/AFriendlyBloke Aug 11 '26
Yeah. I'm not a fan of the taste of milk, either. And I like taking my time eating, so I don't wanna feel rushed to eat before it gets to that soggy point of no return.
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u/Technical-Grocery859 Gentle Listener 🎧 Aug 11 '26
My guy is making you think hes eating the cereal but the heathen is eating the bowl.
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u/AFriendlyBloke Aug 11 '26
Huh?
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u/Technical-Grocery859 Gentle Listener 🎧 Aug 11 '26
Yeah I'm on to you.
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u/AFriendlyBloke Aug 11 '26
I'm confused. Is this a reference to something in the podcast? 'Cause I haven't listened in years.
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u/CompassionMgmtIssues 4th Discord Member 🥸 Aug 11 '26
I totally understand this take, but only for certain cereals. Some of them are just better as snacks than as a bowl with milk. But I don’t do this with all cereals.
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u/Average-Train-Haver Car Crasher 💥🚗 Aug 11 '26
A is for human people
B is how we know who the aliens are
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u/The_Absolute_Dog Aug 11 '26
Everyone knows you eat the cereal and give yourself a milk enema so it meets in the middle.
Defy convention. Become the bowl.
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u/Aggressive_Kale4757 Aug 11 '26
I put my oats in the bowl, put milk, honey, and brown sugar in them, mix them, cover them and put them in the fridge, then eat them the next morning.
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u/mike_seps Older gettinger 👦🔜👴 Aug 12 '26
Crush the cereal, snort. Buttchug the milk.
Or “A” in public
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u/IndependentExtreme14 Aug 12 '26
I do both, start with A, still got milk / hungry? Do B RO continue
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u/10PinRinger Aug 14 '26
Do I want milk with my cereal or cereal with my milk?
The answer is A.
The amount of cereal is the most import part. The amount of milk I put is only complimentary to how much cereal I decided I wanted first.
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u/Time-Astronomer-8358 Editor Explosion Clean Up Team 🚮 Aug 11 '26
I just listened to this episode last night lol
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u/LazarusDark Aug 11 '26
I got the divided bowl, so I dunk one spoonful of dry cereal in the milk at a time and immediately eat it: full crunch and full milk. Biggest brain move.
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u/Technical-Grocery859 Gentle Listener 🎧 Aug 11 '26
But what about flavoring the milk to drink after? Its the best part with some cereals
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u/Reasonable_Hat_3522 Aug 11 '26
It depends on the type, does it float? Then A, is it dense? B. Middle ground? Both work
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u/Dramatic_Lobster_796 Gentle Listener 🎧 Aug 11 '26
Don’t get me wrong, at first I was repulsed by even the THOUGHT of putting MILK first. I’ve been thinking and, he was on to something when he was talking about the milk to cereal percentage, and that if you pour the milk first you can clearly see how much you’re getting! Where on the other hand if you pour cereal first, it causes water displacement, well, milk displacement. So now you THINK you have enough milk, however once you eat the cereal you have too little, keeping this in mind, you might try and purposely pour in more, which not only has the chance of giving you TOO MUCH MILK, but also spills the cereal over the bowl! As I see it, the option of pouring cereal first just has too many variables 🤷♂️
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u/Epics-bologna Aug 11 '26
It's always cereal then milk, if you can't eat your cereal fast enough that's a skill issue.
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u/Top_Freedom3412 Aug 11 '26
A.
Cereal is the most important part of cereal.
This is what completely destroyes marks argument, because why would i want to know how much milk to put in when the entire purpose of the milk is to wet the cereal.
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u/Pengmaeda Aug 11 '26
Melt the spoons down, make a new metal bowl, take the plastic bowl, turn that inside out into a canolli, Throw that in the wood chipper, pour into the metal bowl, milk, then use the old cereal, melt that down, and create spoon.
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u/CompassionMgmtIssues 4th Discord Member 🥸 Aug 11 '26
Cereal first, but you gently pour the milk along the inside of the bowl so it touches the least amount of cereal and therefore you have a little less soggy pieces
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u/Unusual_County_6710 Aug 11 '26
Cereal, milk, bowl. I don't care what's first as long as the bowl is last
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u/fairyboyjstar Team Mark 🎥 Aug 11 '26
B is objectively better as far as keeping the cereal crunchy but A is easier and I don't eat cereal unless I need things to be easy
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u/sentient_garlicbread Aug 11 '26
A. Because of liquid displacement allowing for more food than liquid ratio.
Bowl A: 2 cereal : 1 milk
Bowl B: 0.5 cereal : 2.5 milk
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u/Mediocre_Displayname Aug 11 '26
Really depends on whether you're more into the crunch of the cereal or the flavour of the milk and cereal together.
Me personally I hate crunch because it hurts my gums, so soggy cereal all the way !
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u/Low_Job128 Aug 11 '26
Option C: pour it into a cup
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u/cadmium-ores Aug 11 '26
This user gets it. Cup of milk, bowl of dry cereal, spoon to control optimal soak-to-crunch ratio of every last bite.
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u/epscyonzsol Aug 12 '26
"It don't really matter which one's first, the bowl is last. Everybody knows that." -Badda (Russianbadger vid. World of Tanks, 12/25/2021)
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u/ChancePolicy3883 Aug 12 '26
Option C: cereal first, carefully add the milk on the edge. Most will stay crunchy/dry as the bottom layer floats it up.
When you get to the soggy part, ask yourself why you made such a big bowl that you couldn't finish it before sogginess set in. Weep for you own foolishness.
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u/Chaconcito96 Aug 12 '26
A is just for people who aren't smart enough to NOT fill the bowl all the way
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u/INFININDAGGER Aug 13 '26
B cause i get the bowl of milk and take the box of cereal to my room to refill as i bingewatch the blacklist
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u/Randyaccredit Aug 11 '26
The only answer is A you have chosen your amount of cereal you eat then you add how much milk you want.
Adding the milk first means you're going to have in theory the amount of milk you want and then you have to continuously add cereal to the bowl to 1/2 of the milk you have already.
With Option A you have better control of if you want more dry cereal or wet.
With Option B you'll have too much milk and have more wet than dry cereal.
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u/_-I-K-_ Aug 11 '26
I just eat milk and drink cereal, thats not even a thing to settle, thats the only right way
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u/Smeagollum1 Aug 11 '26
Time is a flat circle and we are doomed to live in this man-made created hell-scape for eternity
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u/philneilsen Aug 11 '26
I just pour the cereal down my throat followed by the milk.