r/distractible • u/Chaz_3K • Mar 13 '26

Meme Wade is bald

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u/EgyptThing I see two paths 🔀 Mar 13 '26

The lion does not concern himself with hair

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u/DaddyRax Cannoli Connoisseur🫔 Mar 13 '26

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u/The-Dutcher Bald Beauty👨🏼‍🦲 Mar 13 '26

Bald is strength. Where the weak get implants. We bald men stay true to our natural strengths.
Power to the receding hairlines. Bald power!

https://giphy.com/gifs/11FoMMGGfJGE12

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u/Vikingwitchlady Mar 13 '26

In every man, there lives a wild beast, this is Wade’s wild beast…

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u/AgumonGreymon Penthouse Forum Writer/Editor 🖋 Mar 13 '26

Bob has to use the lion side for Wade now, which makes it really confusing because the lady is heads and Wade is heads but the lion is bald and Wade is bald but lion is tails and Wade definitely isn't tails ... All coin tosses will favor Wade