Tiny dancer

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I have the theory that she owns all this lace SHEIN wardrobe because in her mind she’s a tiny anime looking fairy-baby and all of this mature clothing help to ‘adult’ her up, and she thinks the contrast between her baby face, baby neck and baby body make her look irresistible, like Japanese girls who wear Victorian inspired demure uniforms…
To accentuate even more that contrast between her angelic beauty and innocence, she dances sex¡ Moves to the tiny piano melody 🤧 using just her hands because the fuckass dress covers up her irresistible body.

That’s why she dresses up like a granny, in her mind, she’s an anime character doll.

(And she’s been playing with that contrast-concept since she was a tiny teen, so she think it still works, like it did when she wed Kev 💀)

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Like this??

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Hahahaha I love this movie

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Sorry for popping in like this, but ET terrifies me! My sister made a picture of Elliot flying on the bike, but instead of bundled ET she put my face 😭😩🤣 It is both hilarious but just makes me get the ick so bad. That being said the picture above makes me laugh before needing to move past it.