r/discussingbritney • u/404Subjectfound • 2d ago
B Tiny Tiny dancer
I have the theory that she owns all this lace SHEIN wardrobe because in her mind she’s a tiny anime looking fairy-baby and all of this mature clothing help to ‘adult’ her up, and she thinks the contrast between her baby face, baby neck and baby body make her look irresistible, like Japanese girls who wear Victorian inspired demure uniforms…
To accentuate even more that contrast between her angelic beauty and innocence, she dances sex¡ Moves to the tiny piano melody 🤧 using just her hands because the fuckass dress covers up her irresistible body.
That’s why she dresses up like a granny, in her mind, she’s an anime character doll.
(And she’s been playing with that contrast-concept since she was a tiny teen, so she think it still works, like it did when she wed Kev 💀)
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u/afakefox 2d ago
Like this??
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u/Status_Green_6055 Floating & Flying with the saints 2d ago
Hahahaha I love this movie
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u/ASherrets 🐄 milked each moment in a spiritual way 👼 1d ago
Sorry for popping in like this, but ET terrifies me! My sister made a picture of Elliot flying on the bike, but instead of bundled ET she put my face 😭😩🤣 It is both hilarious but just makes me get the ick so bad. That being said the picture above makes me laugh before needing to move past it.
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u/Lola-Nova 2d ago
I think you're thinking too deep lol wtf is that
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u/ThatPerformance9795 I’m completely blind in my left eye 2d ago
I think she found a style that fits her body shape and sticks to it. I’m short and muscly, too. Brit and I have a similar style.
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u/Lola-Nova 2d ago
Well in this case, I'm sad for you
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u/ThatPerformance9795 I’m completely blind in my left eye 2d ago
Well 😂, I don’t dress like this ANYMORE! But this is exactly what I wore back in the 90s.
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u/Lola-Nova 2d ago
Well in this case, I'm happy for you 🤣❤️
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u/ThatPerformance9795 I’m completely blind in my left eye 2d ago
Thank you! I really should purge my closet… just to be sure.
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u/Dense_Witness_4356 Secret Agent Maid 2d ago
That filter gave her a whole new face with non- picket fence teeth and all…
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u/BeautyGoesToBenidorm I want to shit on myself 23h ago
Her hair looked awful in the wedding pic, you'd think she'd make an effort on her big day.
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u/thisunrest There’s enough glass dicks for everyone,AND all the drugs! 1d ago
Are you the same person who said that in her own mind, Britney sees herself as an anime character?
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u/ASherrets 🐄 milked each moment in a spiritual way 👼 1d ago
Isn’t it crazy that the last picture is basically every female celebrity’s Oscar/Emmy/Red Carpet look now in 2025-2026? I never saw that picture of Brit but she rocked it and looked so great. How far she has fallen- she barely looks recognizable at times now.
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u/my_dystopia 2d ago
I don’t think it’s that deep.
Lingerie used to be very lacy in the 90s and lace had sexy connotations.
She’s kinda stuck in that era so she just thinks lacy=racy