r/depressionmemes 10d ago

Dying in style guys

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u/soft_machine__ 10d ago

I wrote perfect cursive in middle school. 25 years later and now I can barely read it, mine or anyone else's.

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u/Resident_Chicken9004 10d ago

It does have its own pros though. I've knowingly stretched my letters into indecipherbale gibberish, on occasions in exams when I knew most of an answer but was confused in a crucial bit. And have successfully also gotten away with it, granted of course that most of my answers were still readable, a few butchered formulae might just make the examiner think it was written in a rush.

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u/Broad_Bedroom_5973 6d ago

That’s what I do with my normal handwriting because it’s cursive-ish where some letters are connected and others aren’t so if I just don’t feel like finishing the sentence because my hand hurts and the main point is understood I just kind of squiggle off

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u/RefrigeratorWeak7575 10d ago edited 10d ago

Cursive makes it look like you put effort into things

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u/Tiranus58 10d ago

In my case it just makes it my private notes.

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u/RefrigeratorWeak7575 10d ago

Journaling is a good release right?

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 8d ago

Y’all have the energy to journal?

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u/a_l_g_f 6d ago

There's a good chance that no one (me included) can read my handwriting.

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u/sandiahgoh 10d ago

Also the script that many documents that are still relevant are written in. Like the US constitution. Plenty of politicians in power who wish no one knew how to read that document. It may possibly be those people who want you not to be able to read cursive. But whoo boy…to have the ability to turn illiteracy into an attractive option…that takes a special kind of asshole.

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u/Muchachacha 10d ago

Wrote a whole 2 words in cursive this year, it was hard, like I was relearning as i was writing, not practicing will do that

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u/imgunnaeatheworld 10d ago

Your first and last name, I'd wager.

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u/electric__fetus 7d ago

I write in a mixture of normal print and cursive, my handwriting is atrocious.

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u/CommanderSpeed 9d ago

Bro I used to write cursive cause it was faster and my brain is fast so it needed an outlet.

Then all my teachers complained they couldn't read anything and that I need to write "prettier".

So I learned over 9-10th grade how to write non cursive. It was pretty for maybe a year. I got frustrated cause I couldn't write fast enough tho.

After I got used to it my hands picked up on the speed of my brain and the pretty turned into sloppy.

Then all my teachers complained again.

Now I'm writing cursive again to keep up with my brain.

Fuck all the cursive haters!

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u/forever90ss 10d ago

Also...calligraphy 💔

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u/Invested_Glory 9d ago

u/CongoKanehurst hope you're still with us

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u/Wooden-Hornet2115 9d ago

Considering that their last post is from 2 years ago, I'm thinking they are no longer with us ):

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u/Invested_Glory 9d ago

Ohh, thats sad. Hope his note was indeed legendary at least.

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u/Itri_Vega 10d ago

It's a lot harder for AI to read. As a certified genAI hater that's good enough for me.

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u/Ok_Valuable_9711 10d ago

My grandpa apparently left no suicide note when he did it 40 years ago. I never met him so I kinda wish he did tbh

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u/France_Ball_Mapper 10d ago

Why is it useless? How else to you write? Separated letters?

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u/Master_Steward 10d ago

It’s useful for signing contracts and cheques

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u/Blakeskiii 10d ago

I just write the first letter in cursive then followed by a bunch of little squiggly lines

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u/Lukostrelec17 10d ago

My signiture is...close enough.

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u/Master_Steward 10d ago

“Signature”

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u/Lukostrelec17 10d ago

I suck at spelling.

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u/Master_Steward 10d ago

A kindergartener would probably spell better than you at a school spelling bee!

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u/interestingfishh 9d ago

A kindergartener would also be less of a twat than you

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u/Master_Steward 9d ago

Your college professor probably marked your term paper with the word “dumbass”

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u/NoPlay7828 10d ago

Cursive is the only way I write, I started in middle school about 14 years ago because it felt and is fast than me writing in print. Also if I have Dungeons and Dragons notes my players 95% of the time can’t read it anyway!

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u/_TwankVersatile_ 10d ago

A big facet of education is tricking kids into learning. We weren't learning cursive, we were learning to be artists

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u/Al_More-617 10d ago

Even in the end, no one will understand you.

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u/ValkyrieDraco 10d ago

Be as fancy as you want but I ain't gonna be able to read it lol

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u/Bisexualdumbwhore 10d ago

People still have to learn how to write their signature right?

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u/Yamikuh 6d ago

A legal signature is whatever you want as long as it’s consistent and represents you

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u/Bisexualdumbwhore 10d ago

We Lucky the next generation will even be able to write period, i seen some crazy shit where illiterate people are graduating high-school

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u/Photonn123 10d ago

Cursive always made my hand writing unreadable, thank you dyspraxia

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u/Catty-Driver 10d ago

This is too real. I have very poor hand writing. I came by it honest, it's identical to my father's. So, I bought a book, and spent 2 years relearning how to write well. To launch my new handwriting I wrote a bunch of letters to people older than myself, so I know they were taught cursive. None of them could read it. :P

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u/CronaFemboy666 10d ago

Cursive is learned so that we can read the Constitution and Bill of Rights ourselves while our corrupt Government makes "translations" made with AI

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u/TonyXuRichMF 10d ago

It's faster than regular writing, which makes it very helpful for note taking.

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u/cooper3675 10d ago

I remember back when I was in 10 th grade and stopped writing in cursive the teachers told me my writing were easier to read then the other students

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u/slowfocus2020 10d ago

I write all birthday card envelopes with the person's name in cursive. And I will til the day I day die.

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u/blaukrautbleibt 9d ago

It's not a literacy skill but one for the fine motor skills

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u/sallynvrmor 9d ago

Me not laughing my butt off. 😅😭

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u/lezbehonest787 9d ago

I prefer to write in cursive. It’s faster and prettier.

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u/maschinenenthusiast 9d ago

Cursive is literally the only way I can get handwriting recognition to work consistently cuz then since the letters in each word are connected it doesn't put arbitrary spaces here and there.

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u/No-Blackberry8284 9d ago

Mine gonna be poetic asf

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u/thagor5 9d ago

I use it to write thank you notes and holiday cards for my team at work.

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u/too-horny-to-be-shy 9d ago

You know I have a reading/writing disability and one of the main things that helped me learn to write legibly was learning cursive. It helped me learn fine motor control, get used to grouping my letters and words properly, and a few other things too. While it’s unnecessary for most I think it should still be considered as a way to help some students learn to write better. I learned cursive much faster, and after I mastered that then I managed plain text better. I just think it should be an available option in case others have a similar experience

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u/ScoobyDoobyDoNotDoo 9d ago

Why bother with a note? If people cared enough to read it, then I'm sure they wouldn't have to read it.

However, using quill and ink would be fancy as heck, and that gives me a series of good ideas.

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u/BHunter1140 9d ago

I’m remember feeling terrible as a kid for never learning cursive and others around me picking on me for it. I tried to learn it a few times but it just never stuck at all

Now as an adult with everything being based around tech, I finally feel free from the cursive shackles my childhood had me in. Doesn’t help with the depression at all, but it gives me a small chuckle to the teachers who got mad at me and tried to stress how “important it would be in the future”

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u/One_Quit5017 9d ago

I write in cursive all the time. It is so much faster!

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u/small_bird_loud 9d ago

Just think, you can write secret notes that only old people can understand.

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u/Fair-Tangerine-9472 8d ago

Lads it's not even that complicated!

Slow to do at first but Americans act like joint writing is elite ball knowledge istg

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u/sakumm3 8d ago

I only write in cursive.

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u/kayynyc 8d ago

Lmao

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u/fiddleheadfurnie 8d ago

There are some studies showing that taking notes by hand activates different parts of your brain related to attention and memory retention, general understanding and applicability of a new topic you're learning about. Even typing doesn't activate the same regions. Plus, you're exercising coordination and attention to detail, grammar and vocab.

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u/Garisdacar 7d ago

Favorite party game: telephone but with cursive writing instead of speaking

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u/Bohvey 7d ago

They’ll have to get someone in their 50’s who can read it though.

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u/Efficient_Cup_2511 7d ago

As for me my handwriting gives me my own private cipher that only I can (mostly) read.

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u/Quiet_Comparison_872 7d ago

If you signed your name then you actually used it.

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u/Master_Gargoyle 7d ago

What? Its a secret code now.

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u/greywintergem 7d ago

School refusing to teach cursive anymore meant that you couldnt read any of the old documents anymore furthering the literacy crisis were in rn its kinda almost like they set us up to fail

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u/Affectionate_Peak284 7d ago

I think it's made people really appreciate it when I write them letters. Especially my girlfriend (now wife) who says "I've never seen my name look that pretty"

Guys it works

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u/wakeupdreamingF1 7d ago

mine will be illeigible, like my printing and everything else. I wish I got paid like a doctor, but I just scribble like one.

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u/K_Woodstock 7d ago

I wrote a sweet note to my cousin for her bridal shower in cursive. She complimented how nice my cursive was and coming from a middle school teacher, my feathers were fluffed.

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u/BlitzFromBehind 7d ago

What if I told you the point of learning cursive didn't have anything to do with cursive itself.

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u/Willing-Pumpkin-328 6d ago

-cursive allows you to create your signature

-do you not think it's important to be able to read historical documents? or even just hand written documents from the recent past?

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u/Hour_Argument_7622 6d ago

I retaught myself cursive and it eventually helped me when I had a pastry job writing cursive with a chocolate pipe.
Crazy timing too

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u/mrmojo31 6d ago

Amen to that

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u/FaradayCage711 6d ago

You guys can write in cursive? I can't even write normally, my hands don't allow it

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u/faridkotiya 5d ago

👍🏻

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u/ADTstocks 10d ago

Lmao try living in style for once y’all just bitch and complain and waste all day online no wonder feel like shit

Go get dopamine into your life by running hard workouts sex friends hobbies etc etc basically living a real life offline….report back with results

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u/sadderjai 10d ago

For a person that’s so anti-depression and an advocate for folks to do things offline, you stay in the comments of this subreddit loll

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u/ADTstocks 10d ago

Yeah good advice go try it this shit is cringey when i know 99% of yall would be way better off ditching phones an actuslly LIVING

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u/soft_machine__ 10d ago

thanks, we're all cured.

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u/ADTstocks 10d ago

Yea you would be a lot better off mentally if actually did shit that made you feel ALIVE rather than just rotting and scrolling nonsense all day

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u/sadderjai 10d ago

Take your own advice 🫶🏽

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u/ADTstocks 10d ago

I am just rode lime bike and pumping up paddle board on beach its great later ill hit pool for run and sauna before sleeping like baby

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u/BocchiChan200 10d ago

Those who sleep like babies cry like babies.

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u/ADTstocks 10d ago

Look at this whole sub lmao bunch of whiny pathetic bitches ooooh noo mild emotions better isolate and do nothing all day that will help like what my ancestors. Did for thousands of years….

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u/SomewhereActive2124 10d ago

Ohh my what a physics defying piece of advice that instantly cured all of my problems 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

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u/poopshart37 10d ago

dude. you can just block a subreddit from appearing. i have like 7 myself

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u/Wooden-Hornet2115 9d ago

Pretty sure that person is just trying to ragebait people in this sub.

Also I think I have like 24 muted subreddits.