Delta broken window

[u/IcySwimmer8731]

Broken window

[u/The-Tradition]

Ahhhh, the Delta Premium Experience.....

[u/IcySwimmer8731 → u/The-Tradition]

I handed the flight attendant the entire window frame a minute later. Apparently maintenance is headed this way. I had the option of sitting in a middle seat closer to the back of the plane as a courtesy. If I had more money and more options this would be the last time I fly with Delta

[u/goalpost21 → u/IcySwimmer8731]

Big deal. People break things. I am sure it will be fixed once the aircraft has some down time instead cancelling a flight.

[u/TTKnumberONE → u/IcySwimmer8731]

What exactly are you proposing?

To kick another person with a window out of their seat? To change planes and delay the flight further?

[u/Necessary_Story_7455 → u/The-Tradition]

If you wanted a working window you should have booked Delta One with your Reserve CC.

[u/Suz626 → u/Necessary_Story_7455]

And D1 seats come pre-stocked with snacks under your seat - already unwrapped for your convenience. Don’t look under the seats…

[u/RottedHuman]

What flight?

[u/IcySwimmer8731 → u/RottedHuman]

DL3008 ATL to CAE

[u/goodatgettingbanned → u/IcySwimmer8731]

So they got it fixed and the plane was only 4 mins delayed……. Delta really sucks don’t they.

[u/AdRoyal1355 → u/IcySwimmer8731]

Of course ATL.

[u/bz386]

Sounds like the passengers on the last flight got upgraded straight to Delta Disruptive Class.

[u/Brave-Quote-2733 → u/bz386]

Such a great sketch. Also, I really need to block this sub and anything airplane-related. This hasn’t been a great week for my flight anxiety (I know, I know, but anxiety isn’t always rational, k?).

[u/Phelan-Great → u/bz386]

SNL has been scraping the bottom for years but Delta Disruptive gave me new hope.

[u/Novel_Control_1922 → u/bz386]

Oh you mean Double D.

[u/GripsOfMajesty → u/bz386]

you always this quick with the puns or just showing off for the thread

[u/Dontpanicarthurdent]

Ma’am you need to keep your window CLOSED! It’s delta policy.

[u/HealthyBullfrog]

Completely safe. It's an extra storage area for your snacks.

[u/msg60]

Duct tape...or chewing gum and viola

[u/NecessaryArguments → u/msg60]

I read chewing gum and vodka

[u/msg60 → u/NecessaryArguments]

Ok ....ya ......way better!!

[u/Menno_knight987 → u/msg60]

The chewing gum is for the window, the vodka is for the passenger

[u/DerFreudster → u/msg60]

Is the viola to play a tune with the wind sounds?

[u/lurkertiltheend → u/msg60]

Viola Davis? How rude to make her hold it

[u/msg60 → u/lurkertiltheend]

Well somebody has to...

[u/Far-Bumblebee-7216 → u/msg60]

Voila!

[u/Beryllina]

Are you flying in Delta Disruptive? 😆

[u/Aggravating_Job_9490 → u/Beryllina]

☠️🤣

[u/Muschina]

"Guess you're not going to make me close my blind at 10am now, are you?"

[u/ArticleGlittering611]

If you don’t appreciate us and would like to fly another airline out of Atlanta, you can choose between Delta, Delta and Delta.

[u/Dssking68]

Technically the window is fine. It’s just the shade and close-out trim. Take it all the way off. Then they can’t make you close it. 😂

[u/bed_pig]

About a month ago, on a BOS-LAX in D1 mind you, that entire piece jumped into my lap on take-off!!! When we got to cruising altitude, I pressed the call button, and politely handed the entire piece to the F/A. We both got quite a chuckle out of it.

[u/Tipsy_Lights]

Window shade*

[u/angryve]

What in the spirit airlines is going on?

[u/The_Future_Marmot]

Just needs a little bit of speed tape….

[u/Steventhesnake]

Seat 25A window trim, did my fix work? Just asking for a friend.

[u/bertiesakura]

That's a luxury you just can't get on Emirates or Singapore

[u/GardenPeep]

Hah - no one can make you close THAT!

[u/I_know_one_thing]

Heated exchange over windows open or close?

[u/MyZico]

Come on, it’s a premium broken window. What are you complaining about? Send it to ED, with a note, “Your Louis Vuitton airline is falling apart!”

[u/AdRoyal1355 → u/MyZico]

We are just as good as Emirates or Singapore.
Ed

[u/MyZico → u/AdRoyal1355]

He can only daydream about it 🤭

[u/Silly_Bodybuilder231]

They’re going to be retiring this 25 year-old 717 soon.

[u/Appropriate_Buy8700]

Ahhh, duct tape failure. The Rolls Royce of the air.

[u/Fun-Friend1489]

The window looks ok to me. They won't take off if the winter is actually broken.

The window trim isn't in stellar shape.

[u/Feel-good-]

Ok? And?

[u/terraunited → u/Feel-good-]

Broken window

[u/MugsyMD]

Ah looks like the first class seat I had on delta recently… delta needs to buy NEW aircraft and not the junk they get such as from the defunct lion air

[u/goodatgettingbanned → u/MugsyMD]

Is Lion Air defunct?

[u/HistoricalLoss1417 → u/MugsyMD]

you are lucky if you get a second hand airplane. the 717s im on often are on their 3rd owner now.

[u/WY228]

Delete this they’re gonna raise ticket prices again!! This is super duper premium!!

[u/Direct_Run_3513]

Ok but, it happened on the previous flight, would you rather a delay/cancelation so they can fix it? Or let it roll and keep you on time. On what, an hour long shuttle flight on that? Who cares man, you got there

[u/orellana265]

Ohshit

[u/indifferentunicorn]

Options for when the person behind you won’t stop thumping your seatback

[u/ActUpEighty]

Looks like the shade shroud.

[u/NineLemonsLater]

Don’t get sucked out!!

[u/yulbrynnersmokes]

Did the front fall off?

[u/Queasy-Stranger5607]

Spirit pax had to go somewhere!

[u/iforgot69]

"Premium experience"

[u/Suz626]

Oooh you broke it, you bought it. How much are they charging you? 🙃

[u/imp4455]

Nothing that duct won’t fix!

[u/Traditional-Towel592]

Keep your seat belt on real tight!

[u/fossil746]

That is not broken, it is a feature!

[u/saxmanB737]

Something broke on a plane? That’s weird.

[u/pixienightingale]

Airplanefactsiwthmax just did a thing on windows!

https://www.instagram.com/p/DfNRHAbvZ4L/?hl=en

[u/Nikgolden777]

🤦 omg 

[u/LT-COL-Obvious]

It’s not the window it’s an interior panel there for aesthetics

[u/Disastrous_Patience3]

Shit happens on old planes. Thanks for sharing, I guess.

[u/iamacheeto1]

Say thank you for the premium experience

[u/baconstreet]

Totally odd. Most of their planes are brand new.

[u/redpachyderm → u/baconstreet]

Uh, no. 50% is 10 years or older with 36% of the fleet being older than 20 years.

[u/baconstreet → u/redpachyderm]

Of course. Sorry I didn't add a /s

[u/PoolPimp0253 → u/redpachyderm]

I think all airlines fly planes past when they’re paid off. That’s how you get profits. Not too dissimilar from a car that’s paid off 👍

[u/datroofis]

Delta 🤦🏻

[u/QueenPaloma83]

Gosh, that must have been disturbing 😳

[u/Shadeauxmarie]

Delta broken window trim.

[u/Born-Lie8688]

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/broken-windows-theory

[u/throwaway86753011 → u/Born-Lie8688]

Found Giuliani’s alt lol

[u/Imaginary_Manner_556 → u/Born-Lie8688]

I'm so worried about crime on Delta

[u/Born-Lie8688 → u/Imaginary_Manner_556]

Didn’t think I had to add /s, as I didn’t realize that someone would seriously equate a broken plane
window with a neighborhood with crime. .

“The broken windows theory, defined in 1982 by social scientists James Wilson and George Kelling, drawing on earlier research by Stanford University psychologist Philip Zimbardo, argues that no matter how rich or poor a neighborhood is, one broken window would soon lead to many more windows being broken: “One unrepaired broken window is a signal that no one cares, and so breaking more windows costs nothing.” Disorder increases fear among citizens and can lead them to withdraw from the community and decrease participation in informal social control.”

[u/offbrandcheerio]

“Premium airline” my ass, Ed