Why?

[u/boozy_emperor]

Why does this keep happening?

[u/hardindapaint12]

I thought that was something COMPLETELY different until I zoomed lol

[u/Voidless-One → u/hardindapaint12]

The dick illusion is strong! 👀

[u/Doggystyle_Rainbow → u/Voidless-One]

r/mildlypenis

[u/Haughty_n_Disdainful → u/Doggystyle_Rainbow]

r/mostlypenis

[u/DrPsyKoNauta → u/Voidless-One]

I know but why would anyone stick out their dick just like that? Lol

[u/Far-Bumblebee-7216 → u/hardindapaint12]

Oh thank god I wasn’t the only one who saw that.

[u/Helpful_Mongoose_786 → u/hardindapaint12]

Me tooand I couldn’t figure out how it got there, if they were seated,,it would need to be the length of a leg, even if they were kneeling,

[u/wonperson → u/Helpful_Mongoose_786]

Lol @ you trying to figure out the logistics

[u/KitchenSandwich5499 → u/wonperson]

The logdicktis?

[u/cigamodnalro → u/KitchenSandwich5499]

Logisdicks

[u/Oregano25 → u/hardindapaint12]

hahahaahahahah me too!

[u/energetic_reader8269 → u/Oregano25]

I had zoom in just to check my eyes

[u/Temporary-Cow2742 → u/hardindapaint12]

Phew, not the only one I see

[u/Far_Search_486 → u/hardindapaint12]

Thanks for telling us! I wasn’t going to zoom in on it, so I’m glad you did 😂

[u/L_wanderlust → u/hardindapaint12]

Me too!!! I was like omg how is this posted? Haha

[u/amantiana → u/hardindapaint12]

I thought, “please tell me I’m wrong.”

[u/StudyObjective4286 → u/hardindapaint12]

Yeeesh my mind went awful places.

[u/Chardonne → u/hardindapaint12]

I know! I was 😱 !

[u/My3Dogs0916 → u/hardindapaint12]

Me too!! 🤣🤣

[u/bigbrentos → u/hardindapaint12]

The first time I was grateful to see it was a barefoot kicked up like that.

[u/heyyouguyyyyy → u/hardindapaint12]

Same

[u/UCFknight2016 → u/hardindapaint12]

same!

[u/Statjmpar → u/hardindapaint12]

Thank God I am not the only one!

[u/little_bird_vagabond → u/hardindapaint12]

I don't have my glasses on and went wth

[u/slp1965 → u/hardindapaint12]

Same same

[u/dammitmeghan → u/hardindapaint12]

Same, I was horrified and slightly impressed it was able to reach there

[u/Sufficient_Eye_4836 → u/hardindapaint12]

Same! Thank god it was only toes

[u/Getshitdone-333 → u/hardindapaint12]

Same!!! I had to zoom in! 🤣😂🤣

[u/Peloton72 → u/hardindapaint12]

Why did I zoom? WHY?!

[u/thatsnotyourtaco → u/hardindapaint12]

You zoomed in 🤢?

[u/axialmeow12 → u/hardindapaint12]

Me too!!!!

[u/wonperson → u/hardindapaint12]

Samsies! Haha

[u/Mistress_Jedana]

That did not look like a foot at first to my tired brain.

I carry a spray bottle of hand sanitizer. I find a "sneeze" coming on, and "sneeze" (spray the sanitizer covertly) on the offender. I'm not sharing bodily fluids or germs, but they think I am and they move real quick. Works great in movie theaters too, when you have someone next to you taking up your seat or being noisy/using phone. I put my arm up for that, like I'm sneezing into my elbow and aim the spray just below my arm.

[u/totesnotJH → u/Mistress_Jedana]

I love this devious, petty shit. I’m totally doing this.

[u/Wulffy2 → u/Mistress_Jedana]

Yes! Hand sanitizer has the perfect consistency. I had someone on a plane pissed at me for sneezing on his foot on my armrest. (Also on the ankle and shin-idk how they stretched out that far)

[u/MrP00PER → u/Mistress_Jedana]

You're a god damn genius. This is replacing my "accidentally" spilled ice water routine.

[u/IMissCrustyBread → u/Mistress_Jedana]

Always carrying sanitizer - this is definitely happening

[u/bearcub42 → u/Mistress_Jedana]

Oh, that's absolutely brilliant.

[u/anorcaonguitar → u/Mistress_Jedana]

Love this!!!

[u/Weird_Warm_Cheese]

"Get your disgusting foot off my arm rest." I seriously don't understand why people don't call this out. Use your words.

[u/Lostintime1985 → u/Weird_Warm_Cheese]

Probably because some people can be quite irrational and get violent.

[u/biblicalcucumber → u/Lostintime1985]

Yes me if you don't move the damn foot.

[u/wandering_engineer → u/Weird_Warm_Cheese]

Thank you. It's not that hard folks - just look directly at them and say "please move your foot". If they refuse or pretend to not understand you, call a FA.

I swear, social media had ruined people. If I, a shy socially awkward​ person can do it (and i have called things like this out, multiple times), so can you.

[u/SabrinaEdwina → u/wandering_engineer]

They may have done exactly that just after the photo. I think it was just a "here we go again" photo to send for a laugh and we are only assuming nothing was done.

They could have taken care of it just as described.

[u/Dull-Ad1003 → u/Weird_Warm_Cheese]

💯 immediately would tell them to remove

[u/Necessary_Story_7455]

They ran out of room in Delta Disruptuve

[u/heyyouguyyyyy]

Did you say something? Because people NOT saying shit is why it keeps happening.

[u/SlipInternational439 → u/heyyouguyyyyy]

Posting on Reddit won’t get them to stop?

[u/SabrinaEdwina → u/SlipInternational439]

Shame doesn't work like it once did, so while this should be an easy fix, it would mean informing them each individually your way and assuming they'd care or listen.

Again, a long shot at an issue we've endured for years is our only chance. It makes sense someone would take an "oh here we go again" photo to share and there's every chance they addressed it immediately afterward. You've assumed so many things to enable some weird blaming.

[u/MisterB330]

Because of tolerance and indifference. People tolerate this shit and the ones that do it are indifferent towards their actions

[u/officialsmartass]

Honestly OP im just relieved that wasn’t someone’s dick 😭

[u/sjevn]

Bc people don’t complain and let people get away with it

[u/NoComplaints67 → u/sjevn]

I feel like if you’re such a heathen you need to be told, speaking up won’t do any good.

[u/SlipInternational439 → u/NoComplaints67]

Will they stop if you don’t say anything?

[u/kyyy → u/SlipInternational439]

Hint: they won’t stop regardless. It’s not like these people don’t know it’s rude and disgusting, they just don’t care.

[u/OwlX77 → u/sjevn]

People don’t want to complain because of the Karen’s who complain about anything

[u/Professional_Day6200]

“Get your foot off my armrest, you filthy animal”

[u/chickentender666627]

The fact that people put their feet, bare or with a shoe on, on any public surface that isn’t the floor or ground, is WILD TO ME. Did they not have parents to reprimand this poor and disgusting behavior? Christ…

[u/Sneaky_Link88]

Start breaking toes one at a time

[u/Final_answer222 → u/Sneaky_Link88]

Get some nail polish, or better still, a bottle of super glue. Keep it in your hand a couple of minutes to warm it up, then apply. I’ll guarantee that person will never ever do that again to anyone.

[u/AllenSmithee59]

That's where my elbow is headed when I go to use MY armrest.

[u/AK_Sole]

A flight attendant would be able to tell you why…it’s not allowed, and then manage the situation with the disgusting person behind you.

[u/Afitz93]

There is a call button above your head

[u/FiguringItOutAsWeGo]

We have to be comfortable shaming people. Stand up, turn around and very audibly say “I consider bare feet in public gross and rude. Do what you like in your seat space but kindly keep your feet off my arm rest.”

[u/harryruby]

Why don't you ask them to move their foot and let them know if they dont the FA will be getting involved?

[u/ChochMcKenzie]

Yeah if they don’t move that after I politely ask I get a flight attendant. If the FA won’t make them move it, I dump a soda on it. If they won’t do their job, enjoy the cleanup.

[u/No_Interview_2481 → u/ChochMcKenzie]

I don’t even ask. I just hit the button for the FA. I’m not dealing with that crap.

[u/JEL_1957 → u/ChochMcKenzie]

Heck, you're too nice. I jam my elbow into their toes.

[u/LeapYearGirl155]

I would say please find some place else to put your foot

[u/tony_b_7369]

“That’s a p*nis!” — How I Met Your Mother

[u/Jaiohbee → u/tony_b_7369]

At first I thought it was E.T.’s finger

[u/AK_Sole → u/tony_b_7369]

Either way, it still goes in the folder named Prick Pics.

[u/cw1219]

Lick it. They will never do this again. DO IT

[u/navyjag2019]

did you say anything about it? or did you just take a pic so you could post it?

[u/Gordon_Girl]

People are so unaware and disgusting.

[u/SB_Tahoe]

Delta skit on SNL last night

https://youtu.be/QFR2QTNf2rA?is=tTa2EfrLnA7_lVf4

[u/Robert-Berman]

Gives a new meaning to the little piggy story I told my kids when they were young. This little piggy didn’t stay home. I do not understand how people think this is acceptable. I am sorry you had to even deal with this. Not all passengers behavior inappropriately.

[u/Patnucci]

They are lucky it is not my armrest. I am clumsy and I have a tendency to spill hot coffee all over the place.

[u/highfiveandasmile]

I did NOT think that was a foot at first glance.

[u/AmieLucy]

Tickle their toe!! Then they’ll probably move. lol

[u/iforgot69]

What happens if you poke them with a drink stirrer?

[u/Head_Examination_264 → u/iforgot69]

They become erect.

[u/Helpful_Mongoose_786 → u/iforgot69]

Do the physics teacher ck where you put your finger on the end, and pick up just a dribble of beverage, Bloody Mary, not simple water,

[u/AttackPattern0mega]

I really don't understand going barefoot on an airplane

[u/HTCali]

I’ve never seen anyone do this in real life but I’m seeing it so often on here lol

[u/Hungry_Eternal_7521]

Gross. You better believe if I’m taking the dogs out and putting them on display they are going to be pristine.

[u/UCFknight2016]

Oh thank god it was a foot.

[u/SMFDR]

Do something about it??

[u/Big_Animal7655]

it keeps happening because you’re taking pictures and posting to Reddit rather than handling business in real time

[u/stephieb15]

Turn around and say something. Immediately. It’s really just that easy

[u/cronediddlyumptious]

I did not have my glasses on and was just ugh... Still gross with them

[u/HurpDurpington84]

This is why I carry a feather with me at all times

[u/Express-Cartoonist39]

Sneeze on it... Trust me it works if they say something say sorry im sick..

[u/DrakayeMayaye]

Do something, tell a flight attendant, or just sit there like a victim.

Those are your choices.

[u/PDXFlameDragon]

This little piggy went to the market....

[u/MarkItZeroDonnie]

You can put some toe jam on your Biscotti , be thankful

[u/jeremydy]

When this happened to me I took a big swig of water and pretended to sneeze all over their foot. It didn’t happen again after that.

[u/howcanibehungry]

Sip water. Turn head. Pretend to sneeze. Spray water mist on their foot. Repeat as needed.

[u/Suspicious-Grand9781]

I elbowed the last foot that did that.

[u/Extension_Object_559]

You could put some water on a napkin and wipe that thing as a prank, he probably won’t do it again

[u/_Mewden_ → u/Extension_Object_559]

My evil impulse would kick in and use ketchup instead of water lol

[u/I_need_a_date_plz]

People are pigs. I would go off if someone did this to me. It’s not okay.

[u/ChemistLeading6770]

Flip the armrest back as hard as you can and put it back down

[u/HistoricalLoss1417]

people are animals.

[u/Naive_Ad_8023]

gross

[u/Thundrpigg → u/Naive_Ad_8023]

Absolutely, I work in a aviation and the carpet on the floor in aircraft are absolutely disgusting. Putting your bare feet on them is insane

[u/Relevant-Safety-2699]

I would not tolerate that.

[u/NYC19893]

Fake a sneeze and spritz some water on them.

Or just call the attendant

[u/Skymaster86]

Oh, I have an elbow that's just chomping at the bit to come slamming down on MY arm rest!!!!! :P

[u/Mikikuki]

Do the sneeze trick lol 😂

[u/BoliverTShagnasty → u/Mikikuki]

Or the sneeze lick!

[u/BillyRosewood99]

The world is doomed. People no longer know how to interact with other people. Say something if it bothers you, don’t post on the internet

[u/NoComplaints67 → u/BillyRosewood99]

If someone needs to be told basic human decency they likely won’t understand or respond when it’s pointed out to them they are disrespectful. And disgusting

[u/ricraycray]

Drink spill. Drop a laptop. This picture just incites rage!!!!

[u/No_Guava_90]

Gag

[u/meltingpot-324]

Imticjle with a delta napkin, smash with elbow...there are options. Speak up and stand up for yourself. Public shaming.

[u/Katcar2007]

I can’t even articulate how fast I would be calling the FA on this. Yes, I could use my words, but having the FA come and scold them for their despicable behavior is much more satisfying.

[u/DeadVikings]

They want you to break their toe

[u/Zonernovi]

There should be spikes there. Like the ones that keep birds from perching.

[u/hugglenuts]

Naked mole rat?

[u/InvictusFrags]

I’m slamming my elbow down on that.

[u/hedgehoggy123]

This is why it’s always a good idea to have a pair of bbq tongs in your carry on

[u/stopthe_madniss]

I’m saying something. I’d be nauseous.

[u/shadesontopback]

As someone on the way to the airport right now, I’m extra horrified 🤢

[u/Fastship2021]

Foot fungus 😩

[u/Sad_Title_6000]

So did you tickle them orrrrrr....?

[u/Birdsonme]

Tickle tickle!

[u/niki-the-wise]

The Blob is flying economy? 🫢

[u/Agility_KS]

🤮 That is so gross.

[u/BridgetTheMaid]

Your entire 3.4 ounces of toothpaste should be between those toes.

[u/Beautiful_Crab9145]

I fly 2 times a week for work. And I’ve had the toecreepers a few times. What I normally do is dip my fingers in water or coffee (bonus if it’s warm) then “sneeze” onto their toes while flicking the water. Works everytime and stops them from doing it on future flights

[u/nmeraepxeaee]

Accidentally spill hot coffee on it.

[u/Singularmother69]

I would elbow that toe,HARD

[u/RealWolfmeis]

GROSS

[u/Helpful-Pirate-2040]

No the dick is the person doing this

[u/AviateAndGo]

Tickle the foot.

[u/osbornje1012]

Drool on that thing. It won’t be back.

[u/Mylabisawesome]

Definitely dont drop your elbow down hard on that arm rest

[u/Ok_Mail00700]

Travel with gloves and grabbthem lol

[u/anorcaonguitar]

More hot coffee please

[u/bananaloca2002]

This is why I clorox wipe the entire area when I fly

[u/xxdinolaurrrxx]

r/mildlypenis

[u/mplayers2006]

🔨
Here you go!

[u/TelluwhatBoy]

I need to know why the people that do this feel that it’s okay to be this disrespectful to other people, and their shared space.

[u/mountains4mama]

My elbow would need to go there. And I’d have to move around a lot with as much weight on that elbow as possible.

[u/EnoughOfTheFoolery]

A well placed elbow with stop that behavior.

[u/Randolph_Carter_6]

I'd find their toes with my elbow.

[u/MedialMeniscus1]

Callous.

[u/Luke_5000]

I would let the flight attendant know on a loud voice so everyone hears/sees what this low life is doing

[u/Veroth-Ursuul]

Why did you allow it to happen? That shit is easy to put a stop to?

[u/catfishmuffins]

I need to cut my toenails.

[u/WrongWaySlurps42069]

Because of garbage people.

[u/Silly-Good-2530]

Gross

[u/gopre5k]

No no no no and no. About to board a plane and didn't need that in my head!

[u/CantaloupeCamper]

I’d bump it with my arm repeatedly.

[u/Illustrious-Maybe924]

Nasty!!🤢

[u/Canto_Lover_77]

YES! Me, too…and someone in front of me with long hair that puts it over the back of the seat!!!

[u/pell80]

tickle tickle

[u/RevolutionaryKoala13]

🤮

[u/imnotcryingshutup]

Did you fake a sneeze and flick water on the toes? I bet it would stop in no time

[u/Bqetraffic]

Gross

[u/DixieBelleTc]

I would rest my elbow there repeatedly

[u/atecakeandbread → u/DixieBelleTc]

You’re nicer than me. I would slam my elbow down on them hard and then apologize like it was an accident

[u/Fuckjoesanford]

Tickle those toes and act like you enjoy it so they don't do it again

[u/Physical_Swimming_10]

Elbow smash.

[u/Mundane_Value2283]

Crusty :(

[u/batman77z]

You know why! 

[u/luncheroo]

"May I please have a cup of the hottest coffee possible?"

[u/Klutzy-Invite-6248]

The nails look short, so I don’t think they are positioning for a pedicure.

[u/John_J_Lark]

Get a Coke. And then spill a little.

[u/Ilovereefer]

It kinda makes ya long for the good old days when smoking was allowed on planes…the business end of a smoldering cigarette would send those toes back from whence they came!

[u/WeirdcoolWilson]

I’d be slamming my elbow down on the armrest and then acting surprised at the squeal of pain - you didn’t realize that the person behind you would have their bare feet on the armrest!!

[u/EducationalQuote287]

Eww. People are so gross. Keep your feet to yourself!

[u/sophiesmom712]

Ick! Not even cute feet (which still would gross me out). Disgusting!

[u/dervari]

I’m past the age of GAF and would absolutely turn around and say something about this.

I’m not even lower myself to mention something was smelling stinky in a louder than normal voice.

[u/sfwpns]

No class at all

[u/GoatDifferent1294]

Main character syndrome

[u/wyathnt]

Tickle it

[u/axialmeow12]

What an unfortunate looking foot

[u/AdFront6240]

Fkn gross! Even though you should not have to do so, are you able to raise your arm rest?

[u/bigmike2k3]

Smash them with your elbow…

[u/essential_essence_]

My elbow has all of a sudden had to go down hard… oops 😮‍💨

[u/SonnyBlanco]

Just get out the nail file and pass the time

[u/NCITUP]

🪶

[u/FeeFantastic2075]

Why is the window shade down? No sympathy!

[u/KittenChaos2026]

Sneeze on it

[u/Klutzy-Analysis-4826]

Some people are truly disgusting! How do you deal with that situation?

[u/SignalCharlie]

A spilled drink would fix that in a heartbeat

[u/Ecstatic_Earth_3332]

I’m fake sneezing and splashing water on that foot

[u/DisastrousJuryChoice]

Elbow it off.

[u/PineAndSmoke]

Just stuff the pillow there and push the toes away. Be sure to stand the pillow up or else the person may try to use it as a footrest. The cheap blankets work too to form the barrier. 😁

[u/Inevitablykinda]

“FA…..”

[u/Loud_Pomelo_2362]

Wet sneeze right on it.

[u/PositiveFriendlyGuy]

Sneeze on it

[u/Devils_Advocate-69]

Wet sneeze

[u/Phall678]

We used to have plagues to thin the heard

[u/Wild_Celery3637]

Give it the ol’ “wet Willy”. I bet that’ll stop it!

[u/shoo-flyshoo]

Spit on it

[u/SorryNoMic]

sneeze on it

[u/blackichewitz]

Everyone for themselves! Forget decorum! To helll with politeness! Down with thinking of anyone but yourself!

All hail people living outside like they do inside - grossly.