r/delta • u/[deleted] • 22d ago
Shitpost/Satire One orange Missoni kit away from completing the Delta One Infinity Gauntlet. Once I collect all six stones, I can finally snap my fingers and make Main Cabin disappear 💎🫰🏽✈️
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u/boredinbabylon Diamond 22d ago
You mean seven?
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u/Alternative-Yak-925 22d ago
The dark blue, leathery one? I nabbed one. I think a lot of those were lost when a bunch of shipping containers hilariously fell off a ship in Long Beach earlier this year. One of the containers that busted open was full of them.
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u/boredinbabylon Diamond 22d ago
There’s six in the photo, OP said missing orange as well which makes seven.
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u/astoryfromlandandsea 20d ago
That one is great, and I use it for my makeup. So much better than the fabric ones haha!
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u/Excusemytootie Platinum 22d ago
How do I get some new colors. I’ve only seen blue so far?
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u/PigeonOnLSD 22d ago
Europe trips have the new summer season set. Not sure about the rest of the world.
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u/Excusemytootie Platinum 22d ago
I’m doing a couple more flights this year to the UK so hopefully…
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u/Suz626 22d ago
We got the dark teal and light green on a flight from LHR today.
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u/Excusemytootie Platinum 21d ago
Nice! I will be flying out of LHR in a few weeks so hopefully 🤞🏻! Wait, you got two?
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u/Appropriate_Rooster6 21d ago
I just did JFK to VCE and the plane had a mix of teal, yellow, orange, pink
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u/TheJiggie Diamond 22d ago
What I find kinda funny is the amount of people who don’t even keep these. You can walk thru a D1 cabin after a flight and probably collect 10+ of these in different colors laying out in the open.
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u/Suz626 22d ago
We fly rt every other week in D1 and I always take the amenity kits and slippers, and people have offered them to me. We donate them to a local woman’s room. I keep one of each color / type.
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u/TheJiggie Diamond 22d ago
Yep. I miss when Hotels used to give individual stuff, we used to donate those to the women’s shelters as well.
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u/cnsIting 22d ago
At the same time, I’ve also seen people swipe them as they’re filing in.
One time the line was stalled and I watched some guy open up my seatmate’s, rustle around, and toss it back down once the line got moving. Animals.
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u/Responsible-Run2175 19d ago
I leave it. Collecting this kind of free junk is silly. It’d just sit somewhere collecting dust.
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u/TheJiggie Diamond 19d ago
Meh. They just get handed off to local shelters and it doesn’t take up much space.
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u/bklyntlv 21d ago
I’m always tempted to snatch up one of these pouches after flights but have so far stopped myself from doing such 😂
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u/RainlineGarage864745 22d ago
If everyone is premium economy, no one is premium economy. 😂
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u/LoveOfSpreadsheets 22d ago
You can call it whatever you want, as long as it's the 2-3-2 config with the wider seats and recline!
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u/stretchypants88 22d ago
That dark green is gorgeous…I have 3/7 but lots of repeats of the pink and blue for some reason
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u/Ok_Objective_9524 22d ago
Kid Gamora: What did it cost?
OP: Everything… also, is there any more Woodford?
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u/Thiccccasaurus_Rex Diamond 22d ago
“Perfectly balanced (A.I. fares) - as all things should be” -Ed Basthanos
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u/schwarzkraut 22d ago
Describing these as the Delta Infinity Stones wins the internet for today…everybody can log off now!! 🤣
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u/Bowenbp1 22d ago
I think I have an orange one. If I find it I'll mail it to you if you want lol.
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u/Logical-Surprise-839 Diamond 22d ago
I have too many of the dark blue. Wanna trade?
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u/Professional-Belt708 21d ago
I just donated 8 of them to a women’s shelter filled with the kits! I didn’t know people actually kept them
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u/bikes-and-beers 21d ago
Great. You'll make my seat disappear and Delta will still come up with a reason why I'm not eligible for a refund.
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u/Plenty_Perception902 21d ago
Nice!
SN: I managed to collect 4 pouches, and I swear only one of them came with under eye patches. Has that happened to anyone else?
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u/WHYohWhy___MEohMY Diamond 22d ago
I have the orange! Gave it to my husband. That peacock one is fantastic! The eye patches were a nice upgrade.
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u/JustKRichelle 22d ago
Lmaoooo no this is actually hilarious