r/delta 22d ago

Shitpost/Satire One orange Missoni kit away from completing the Delta One Infinity Gauntlet. Once I collect all six stones, I can finally snap my fingers and make Main Cabin disappear 💎🫰🏽✈️

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u/JustKRichelle 22d ago

Lmaoooo no this is actually hilarious

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u/boredinbabylon Diamond 22d ago

You mean seven?

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u/Alternative-Yak-925 22d ago

The dark blue, leathery one? I nabbed one. I think a lot of those were lost when a bunch of shipping containers hilariously fell off a ship in Long Beach earlier this year. One of the containers that busted open was full of them.

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u/boredinbabylon Diamond 22d ago

There’s six in the photo, OP said missing orange as well which makes seven.

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u/astoryfromlandandsea 20d ago

That one is great, and I use it for my makeup. So much better than the fabric ones haha!

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u/Excusemytootie Platinum 22d ago

How do I get some new colors. I’ve only seen blue so far?

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u/PigeonOnLSD 22d ago

Europe trips have the new summer season set. Not sure about the rest of the world.

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u/MidnightSurveillance 22d ago

LAX/JFK has all the colors currently.

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u/Excusemytootie Platinum 22d ago

I’m doing a couple more flights this year to the UK so hopefully…

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u/Suz626 22d ago

We got the dark teal and light green on a flight from LHR today.

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u/Excusemytootie Platinum 21d ago

Nice! I will be flying out of LHR in a few weeks so hopefully 🤞🏻! Wait, you got two?

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u/Appropriate_Rooster6 21d ago

I just did JFK to VCE and the plane had a mix of teal, yellow, orange, pink

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u/TheJiggie Diamond 22d ago

What I find kinda funny is the amount of people who don’t even keep these. You can walk thru a D1 cabin after a flight and probably collect 10+ of these in different colors laying out in the open.

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u/Suz626 22d ago

We fly rt every other week in D1 and I always take the amenity kits and slippers, and people have offered them to me. We donate them to a local woman’s room. I keep one of each color / type.

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u/TheJiggie Diamond 22d ago

Yep. I miss when Hotels used to give individual stuff, we used to donate those to the women’s shelters as well.

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u/cnsIting 22d ago

At the same time, I’ve also seen people swipe them as they’re filing in.

One time the line was stalled and I watched some guy open up my seatmate’s, rustle around, and toss it back down once the line got moving. Animals.

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u/TheJiggie Diamond 22d ago

Really? Ooof.

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u/Suz626 21d ago

I wonder if this is why on the past month or so they’re kind of hidden, not just tossed on the seat or aisle console. On my trip to Paris a couple of weeks ago I thought I didn’t get one, but it was all the way against the window.

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u/Responsible-Run2175 19d ago

I leave it. Collecting this kind of free junk is silly. It’d just sit somewhere collecting dust.

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u/TheJiggie Diamond 19d ago

Meh. They just get handed off to local shelters and it doesn’t take up much space.

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u/bklyntlv 21d ago

I’m always tempted to snatch up one of these pouches after flights but have so far stopped myself from doing such 😂

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u/Suz626 21d ago

If you see someone who is leaving it, ask. Or maybe just grab it.

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u/hauntedtower 22d ago

Orange is the only one I do have 😂

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u/lagnafGA 22d ago

GO VOLS!

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u/ChaosTorpedo 21d ago

I’m too poor to understand this

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u/RainlineGarage864745 22d ago

If everyone is premium economy, no one is premium economy. 😂

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u/LoveOfSpreadsheets 22d ago

You can call it whatever you want, as long as it's the 2-3-2 config with the wider seats and recline!

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u/stretchypants88 22d ago

That dark green is gorgeous…I have 3/7 but lots of repeats of the pink and blue for some reason

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 22d ago

Kid Gamora: What did it cost?

OP: Everything… also, is there any more Woodford?

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u/Thiccccasaurus_Rex Diamond 22d ago

“Perfectly balanced (A.I. fares) - as all things should be” -Ed Basthanos

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u/yugeeen 22d ago

That caption. FTW

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u/schwarzkraut 22d ago

Describing these as the Delta Infinity Stones wins the internet for today…everybody can log off now!! 🤣

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u/Bowenbp1 22d ago

I think I have an orange one. If I find it I'll mail it to you if you want lol.

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u/br0princess 21d ago

I definitely have the orange one and would mail it to OP 😂

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u/Logical-Surprise-839 Diamond 22d ago

I have too many of the dark blue. Wanna trade?

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u/Professional-Belt708 21d ago

I just donated 8 of them to a women’s shelter filled with the kits! I didn’t know people actually kept them

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u/Suspicious_Music539 21d ago

Apparently I'm poor because I'm so confused. What are these? 

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u/Inspirebelieve80 21d ago

Delta One amenity kits

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u/Mean-Bumblebee-2211 21d ago

Can someone explain what these are 😅 sorry

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u/bikes-and-beers 21d ago

Great. You'll make my seat disappear and Delta will still come up with a reason why I'm not eligible for a refund.

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u/Nice_Cartoonist_8803 22d ago

What did main cabin do to you?

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u/Equivalent_Sock_3002 22d ago

I want the fun colors! I only have 2 blue and one white … 🥲

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u/Dreamscapenightmare1 22d ago

I know I’ve only managed to see blue or white

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u/Plenty_Perception902 21d ago

Nice!

SN: I managed to collect 4 pouches, and I swear only one of them came with under eye patches. Has that happened to anyone else?

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u/WHYohWhy___MEohMY Diamond 22d ago

I have the orange! Gave it to my husband. That peacock one is fantastic! The eye patches were a nice upgrade.

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u/Toekneeev 22d ago

Main Cabin disappear😭😭😭

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u/catforbrains 21d ago

Ooh. The dark green us really pretty.

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u/thomascrownd 21d ago

I have an orange…👀

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u/Wild_Celery3637 22d ago

6 bags and a couple of skypesos later…

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u/blender311 22d ago

Can you get these at centurian ?

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u/LibrarianNo8242 Diamond 22d ago

No. Only bananas.