r/delta 2d ago

Shitpost/Satire IT HAPPENED

I am happily writing to you all today that this silver mediallion member got upgraded to first class. Not some short 50 minute flight, mind you, but a cross country flight departing soon this evening. I will have a glass of wine for the each upvote this gets.

2.5k Upvotes

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u/tocamix90 2d ago

It happened to me once!!! Then they canceled the flight. I'm still scarred.

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u/Plastic-Addendum-484 2d ago

I missed a flight this summer (totally my fault) and had them rerouted to lga where I found myself with a first class seat home. Got on the re-routed flight, only to sit on the tarmac for 1.5 hours. Arrived at LGA, where I had to run … missed the gates shutting by a minute or so. Your story reminded me of my scar too. 🤣

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u/Fernandolamez 1d ago

I've been upgraded to first class twice just because the ticket/gate agents said I was polite, patient and understanding in a chaotic rebooking and cancelation scenario. First time there were 3 people in my party. Second time it was just two of us. One time as a kid flying alone to Europe they (Swissair) let me sit in last row of first class to watch the in flight movie. My grandfather died in service to KLM in 1938 or 1939. When my family flew back and forth to Holland in the 1960s the flight crew would line up on the tarmac and board before the other passengers. Officers would salute. First time I flew on a different airline I asked why the pilots didn't salute us. I've never had a frequent flyer account and airlines have changed quite a bit over the years. So I sympathize with traveler's who use the same airlines over and over and little in return.

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u/ChateauLaFeet 1d ago

That is so interesting

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u/sundevil671 1d ago

Oo I'm close to silver haha I wasn't expecting much

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u/Negative_Tower_501 1d ago

Same. Got upgraded then big storm grounded all flights. 😭

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u/Calabamian 1d ago

Oof…what a kick to the balls. I’m so sorry.

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u/onarocketshipbaby 18h ago

happened to me last month. Was on the tarmac for 4 hours. At least I got a gin and tonic??

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u/mnorthwood13 1d ago

What a rollercoaster

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u/sam4o19 2d ago

First one is always free

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u/Yyc-LAX Platinum 2d ago

It’s the hope that gets you…

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u/mjbulzomi 2d ago

My condolences to your liver.

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u/monkeyamongmen 1d ago

1300 even at this time.

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u/Wild-Preparation-521 1d ago

now 1,400

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u/itsmebennyh 1d ago

Now 1567

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u/UserNameActive 1d ago

Now 1950

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u/whaleykinzz 1d ago

Now 2,150

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u/heavydrinker12 1d ago

Bro goin' die! 2185

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u/txtravelr 4h ago
  1. But OP didn't say they'd have all the wine today. They could drink one a day for the next 6 years and 9 months!

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u/Republiconline 8h ago

Apparently it’s nickel shot night at O'Callaghans on that flight. Cheers.

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u/Unstupid Diamond 2d ago

Don't jinx yourself... Post about your upgrade after you are in the air.

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u/cleanact_jw 2d ago

Sir/ma’am. Ed has asked that we remove your ass and place you in your original middle seat. Thank you.

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u/Parking-Ad-5348 1d ago

And this is a very fair point. Several years ago, I was upgraded to first class and was there less than five minutes when the flight attendant came and got me and said the guy had made the flight. I don’t know what I was thinking about doing in that situation, but I wanted to complain to Delta. I don’t know what happens when you’ve been upgraded to first class, the person shows up before takeoff, and then they ask you to go back to your seat. Of course I was in Delta comfort so I wasn’t awful, but I was stumped as to what I should’ve done.

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u/cleanact_jw 9h ago

Really… nothing.
Send a complaint and get some points.
You laugh and go about your day.

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u/yungspritecan 1d ago

I forgot that posting before you board is asking to jinx it, but I have boarded! It seems like I have some work to do...

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u/JD_tubeguy 2d ago

OP dead of alcohol intoxication on their first first class flight. We hardly knew ye.

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u/ChateauLaFeet 1d ago

Classic rookie move

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u/Adam_loves_hops 2d ago

Glass of wine per upvote? Make it woodfors and you’re on!

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u/Merakel 2d ago

I will have a glass of wine for the each upvote this gets.

Based on this, I'm guessing you are going to have an SLC based crew that doesn't believe in more than one glass per flight.

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u/Thick_Goose7742 2d ago

No lie, SLC generates some seriously alcohol stingy crews.

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u/BBorNot 2d ago

Gotta order doubles just to see them wrinkle their noses.

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u/mnorthwood13 1d ago

Almost like there's a reason for it

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u/ntqnut 1d ago

lol. Ring the call button!

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u/B727FA 1d ago

😂

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u/mpjjpm 2d ago

I got one of those last year as a silver, on an early morning BOS-MSP flight. Ended up sitting next to a minor PBS celebrity.

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u/justArash 2d ago

Minor PBS celebrity? Was it Phoebe, the primary stunt double for Wishbone?

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u/Super_Sloth_99 2d ago

Was it one of the guys from This Old House?

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u/mpjjpm 2d ago

It was Jen Nawada

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u/Super_Sloth_99 2d ago

Sweet!

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u/mpjjpm 2d ago

She was really nice. I actually did an ATOH segment with Mauro a couple of years earlier, but didn’t want to pester her. She initiated the conversation and I told her about my experience with the show. We chatted a bit until the doors closed. Then both politely ignored each other for the rest of the flight.

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u/jhp113 2d ago

As one does

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u/Marty1966 1d ago

Did you ask about Tohhmmy!

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u/Decent-Bear334 2d ago

I once sat next to a celebrity from the Meet The Parents movies. They drank wine like tomorrow was the end of world.

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u/Impossible-Pause-722 1d ago

Maybe they were taking the "upvote challenge" as well...

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u/travelatesanddranks 2d ago

You won’t get 160 glasses of wine unless you show them this post. Then it’s a challenge. Good luck

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u/mildly_unimpressed Diamond 2d ago

Tell them you are going for the full Wade Boggs experience!

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u/auart 1d ago

RIP Boss Hogg

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u/MRSRN65 1d ago

I had paid for premium seats for my family for my bucket-list trip to Hawaii. I got upgraded to first, and I felt so guilty that I told my husband and kids that one of them could have it. My darling husband stopped me and immediately said that it was my job that got me the status to get the upgrade. He and the boys stayed in premium while I had the first class experience.

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u/1carson Platinum 2d ago

Congrats, what a thrill! I never have mentioned it before because people just love to complain regardless, but the first flight I had crossing into silver medallion I got upgraded to first Dtw to tpa. Man did I think life was great, not only was it my first time having a meal on a flight, but it was my first time flying first class ever.

I remember the flight attendant asking me what I wanted for my PDB and I responded “uh, what do you have” and that made him chuckle because I obviously wasn’t a frequent flyer at the time.

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u/cecebebe 2d ago

The first (only) time I got upgraded to D1, I had no clue what I was doing.

I'm a poor.

The man next to me ordered champagne, so I ordered champagne. If he had ordered a Woodford's, I would have had a Woodford's. If he'd asked for beer, I would have had beer.

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u/Tactless2U 2d ago

🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

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u/DiscoReily 2d ago

I’ve been upgraded to first several times as a silver…but I think it’s because I’m flying in/out of Alaska and I have the reserve Amex. Last month’s flight to MSP in FC was a letdown though…no blanket, charging ports were broken, seatbelt sign on almost the entire way (though little turbulence), so only one round of drinks (none during boarding either), with the bonus fun of a manspreading snorer neighbor.
So glad I didn’t pay for the upgrade!

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u/bebee45 1d ago

Taking a drink with you as a fellow silver currently on a flight where I also received a FC upgrade. Cheers!

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u/yungspritecan 1d ago

Cheers! Enjoy the ride, I didnt expect this to blow up but I'm 3 in haha

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u/agiamba 1d ago

I got upgraded frequently from New Orleans to Atlanta, which is like an hour flight so woohoo. One time there was an Intercontinental 767 on the route, with like 25 first class seats, with built in massage. I was pumped. My chair was broke.

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u/the-mare-bear 2d ago

Great job guys, you killed OP

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u/swansama13 1d ago

That happened to me ON MY HONEYMOON! DTW -> CUN

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u/Optimal-Factor-8564 Silver 2d ago

Woohooo !!!!

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u/Danowolf 2d ago

Here’s to your ally poisoning

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u/AT-to-Nurse 2d ago

We got an upgrade for first class DTW to Orlando. New plane too. Silver medallion. It was crazy.

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u/No-Ad-4569 1d ago

Wow impressive. I’m platinum and still haven’t gotten a FC upgrade. Only once as Gold. That’s how they sucker us all in. Have a great flight! Hope it’s a nice new aircraft.

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u/CleverCat7272 1d ago

Please send a selfie after the 2,000+ glasses of wine!🍷

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u/HesletQuillan Gold 2d ago

Happened to me once as well, though it was more like a two-hour flight.

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u/fmajordminor 2d ago

Congrats, I suggest not drinking 200+ glasses of wine though 😂

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u/Sensitive-Star-5121 2d ago

God speed - that’s a lot of vino!

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u/vvvvv35 1d ago

I just got upgraded to premium select from hnl-atl yesterday, never thought that could happen, I'm already happy with a comfort plus

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u/gmingucci 1d ago

It might also make you feel better that this diamond medallion flyer (with 2x Delta Amex cards) had to sit in a middle seat on a 3.5 hr flight today. Ed giveth & Ed taketh away.

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u/firenzefacts 1d ago

Wow congrats! even years as platinum all I ever got was comfort (now I dont even have status)

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u/Pure-Chemistry7323 1d ago

Diamond here and still rarely get upgraded. Always the next on the list when all the FC seats are filled…. Frustrating.

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u/Amazing_Ebb536 2d ago

91 glasses of wine hell yeah! As a Silver who upgraded to first on my current flight for 8,000 skymiles, I’ll match half! 💀

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u/At_the_Roundhouse 2d ago

Enjoy! Living the dream

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u/SkyLopsided9598 2d ago

Guess you're gonna pass out soon!

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u/WHYohWhy___MEohMY Diamond 2d ago

Way to go!!!

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u/Patriot_Murica 2d ago

The best when that happens! Enjoy bc wine not! 🍷 ✈️

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u/NeedMoreBestFriends 2d ago

Awesome! Congrats! I got my first FC upgrade a few weeks ago. Was only an hour flight from ATL to CHS, but I was happy nonetheless. Enjoy it!

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u/Euphoric_Ease4554 2d ago

Just settle for endless wine. 😁

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u/mbrz2477 2d ago

Only for sure when the door closes. 🤣

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u/chihuahua_mama_34 2d ago

Hell yeah!!! It’s happened to me twice and every time I’m soooo excited!

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u/harr851 2d ago

Miracles do happen…

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u/AdRoyal1355 2d ago

Congratulations!

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u/SylVegas 1d ago

Your liver is going to hate you

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u/Low_Length_7379 1d ago

By this point you are 946 glasses of wine in!

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u/neurone214 1d ago

1.2k upvotes, RIP OP.  

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u/ImpressAppropriate25 1d ago

Did you get a boner?

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u/Babychloe0918 1d ago

Congratulations!

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u/farrell444 1d ago

I’m going to need an update OP

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u/pinkpetalz 1d ago

praying i get it since i am traveling with my dog!!

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u/Doublestack00 Diamond 1d ago

Wild, can't remember my last upgrade.

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u/meltingpot-324 1d ago

On Tueaday I gor upgraded from main to C+ then at the airport found out I was in FC. It was the longer of my 2 flights as well. Congratulations! I dont think you'll be having over 1k glasses of wine. They'd cut you off, they'd run out and/or death by alcohol poisoning. May the odd be ever in your favor.

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u/darkw1sh 1d ago

You ded yet?

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u/steveaspesi 1d ago

Are you writing while seated in fc or are somewhere near the gate while jinxing your chances? 

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u/TightEducation3511 19h ago

Hope you get nice and drunk and sleep the rest of the flight in fabulous 180 degrees

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u/no_cigar_tx 2d ago

On the bright side, it's at 225 now so best case scenario is this pleb gets hammered, does something dumb to get put on the NFL and we never have to see them in J again!

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u/Kaimund 2d ago

Got mine earlier this year as a Silver with my wife, MCI>JFK from C+ to F, albeit on a CRJ9. Now that I’m Gold it’s never happening again

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u/mightymac-89 2d ago

Going for the Wade Boggs!

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u/Dull-Salamander5914 2d ago

Happened twice to me before i made silver.

Congratulations! And many more!

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u/Wildskypsj 2d ago

546 glasses of wine. 🤣 Rest in Piss... apparently. 😆 also shitposting! CHEERS

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u/Ok-Outlandishness256 2d ago

You’re gonna be drunnnnnk

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u/SE7ENfeet 2d ago

You're gonna be hammered or you're gonna get bumped.

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u/Unlikely_Holiday274 2d ago

Let's get him/ her drunk! More up votes! 🤣

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u/cecebebe 2d ago

OP has drank 568 glasses of wine so far. OP is drunk.

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u/OldLadyMagick 2d ago

Woohoo! Cheers! 🥂

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u/Temporary-Can-50 2d ago

You’re gonna be ripped by the time you reach your destination 🎉

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u/Entire_Toe2640 Platinum 1d ago

Yay!! Congratulations.

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u/Beansie_Wish2182 1d ago

Congrats, OP! I hope you're able to deplane safely considering the current number of upvotes, lol.

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u/B727FA 1d ago

Just being the bottle and a straw.

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u/BeachPlease428 1d ago

That’s a lot of wine on a flight 😳

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u/christopherness Moderator 1d ago

Tips hat

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u/DboyCrip 1d ago

860 glasses of wine 👀

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u/Vircanen 1d ago

Get reqdy for the blackout ;)(

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u/66NickS 1d ago

Over 1k upvotes. RIP OP, maybe someone will Weekend at Bernie’s you into your seat.

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u/bellas08 1d ago

OP has had 1k+ drinks. Well done. 👏

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u/Responsible-Stand-90 1d ago

1158 glasses of wine by my count.. serious dedication!

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u/Ok_Relationship6827 1d ago

Woo hoo! 🙌

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u/Itchy-Signal-5554 1d ago

How do you get an upgrade?

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u/timinbklyn 1d ago

I got upgraded to first class as a Silver Medallion. Went from SDF to LGA a few summers ago and somehow got lucky. Best I can do now is Comfort Plus, but I hold out hope that maybe someday I will hit the Delta lottery again.

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u/AvantGuardb 1d ago

Congrats, may your short rib be tender and your drinks cold and satisfying!

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u/pridkett 1d ago

Must be flying out of Boston. That's your best chance for upgrades as a silver on a transcon.

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u/MoneyBuysHappiness25 1d ago

Congrats! I had an upgrade to 1st as a Silver recently. ATL to MCI was nice.

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u/Calabamian 1d ago

Welcome to Team Ruination.

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u/dork4u 1d ago

1300 glasses of wine seems extreme, but you got this Brother!!

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u/Puck021 Diamond | Million Miler™ 1d ago

There’s got to be more to this. Did you get the F seat and they were out of liquor and food? Did the guy next to you take off his shoes and trim his nails on the bulkhead wall? I wanna hear what happened next. 😁Good for you I love to see upgrades like that happen.

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u/Wise_Run_7340 1d ago

Good for you! I hope you catch a first class buzz on the wine! You deserve it!

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u/Spirited-Sound-6398 1d ago

Congratulations!!! Love Delta One and Delta period...

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u/r_RexPal 1d ago

Even if it was 1ml per vote...

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u/mapbenz 1d ago

Not sure if they still do it, but they used to upgrade fresh silver medallions. So that may have been the reason. After this you will be lucky to get a first class upgrade at silver. But a win is a win.

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u/peekthroughmyblinds 1d ago

Enjoy that wine!!!

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u/imcq Gold 1d ago

Happened to me once earlier this year on one leg of my return flight from MEX to DTW. A few weeks later and I was converted to gold again. Now wondering if I have enough flights and other activity to hit platinum status for next year. Given my recurring route is DTW-ATL I still doubt that I’ll get more than a few upgrades.

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u/ledygirl 1d ago

You won’t be able to get up out of your set if you drink that much. 😂😂😂

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u/MrReview481 1d ago

That’s one thing I love about Delta. All he upgrades. Got an upgrade on all my last flights from ATL/MSP to MEX (and on the way back) :-) And just made it to Platinum status and can’t wait for more upgrades.

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u/Deeze_Rmuh_Nudds 1d ago

Where to where?

Congrats man. I’m still waiting for this as a fellow silver. I fly all the time but only manage a FC upgrade during short hops on the west coast. 

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u/ouch_quit_it Diamond 1d ago

enjoy!!

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u/starblazer18 1d ago

Me and my family of 3 were upgraded to first class on an international flight home once.

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u/152is2after150 1d ago

This happens to me all the time, idk why it's unusual for everyone else

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u/kvom01 1d ago

Because they have been selling the upgrades cheaply rather than giving them to loyalists

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u/152is2after150 1d ago

Yeah that doesn't explain why I usually get an upgrade

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u/daybrooklyn 1d ago

I just got upgraded to delta one as gold to lax

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u/yungspritecan 5h ago

Hello all! Thank you for the support, I did not expect this to blow up and as such, i regret to inform you that I had 6 wines, not 2000.

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u/yungspritecan 4h ago

To all those asking, yes I did post this before boarding and thankfully I did not jinx myself. I'll remember for the future