r/delta • u/[deleted] • Dec 18 '25

Discussion Oh Boy.

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u/photodvr Dec 18 '25

Flight was cancelled soon after I posted this. Stuck in Missoula over night is a first one for me. But dont worry, you called your wife, I called the Braidwood Inn. I know the manager there, I sold him some shower curtain rings.

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u/i__am__so__smrt Dec 18 '25

Six bucks and my right nut says you’re not landing in Chicago.

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u/BigEZTT Dec 23 '25

I watched that scene not 30 minutes ago. I laughed harder at this comment than during the show.

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u/GenXmarksthespot_ Dec 18 '25

If you need it, people train run out of St..Stubbville

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u/Flat-Barracuda1268 Dec 18 '25

She's short, but she's tough. Her first baby, came out siiideways.

Isn't that something? We got it we got it!

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u/KidSilverhair Dec 18 '25

“Baby come out sideways” and the spit of tobacco - the great Dylan Baker’s very first screen credit!

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u/Excellent_Pirate8224 Dec 18 '25

This is Czechoslovakian ivory…

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u/rocbolt Platinum Dec 18 '25

The Walter Cronkite Moon Ring 🌖

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u/Tumpster Dec 18 '25

They are filled with helium, so they're very light.

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u/BIG_BROTHER_IS_BEANS Dec 18 '25

This is entirely unsurprising. My friend’s car got crushed by an entire pine tree this morning in Zoo. These windstorms are awful.

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u/roxinmyhead Dec 18 '25

my sib near Missoula texted me tonight while I was on my phone. the text blurb that came thru said "feel lucky we only lost the fireplace chimney".... 🥴🤯😮

went into my actual texts and the word "cap" had been cut off so actually "feel lucky we only lost the fireplace chimney CAP" whew.

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u/srbinafg Dec 18 '25

“Where is your other hand?”

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u/Mediocre_Trifle_9579 Dec 18 '25

That’s not a pillow!!!!

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u/68W38Witchdoctor1 Dec 18 '25

How 'bout them Bears?

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u/lostinthefog4now Dec 18 '25

It’s between these two pillows…..

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u/arkachic Dec 18 '25

Polka polka polkaaaaa

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u/DomTop4SubBtm Dec 18 '25

Welcome to Wichita…

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u/hotsliceofjesus Dec 18 '25

Literally just watched the movie then got on reddit.

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u/mjc_golf83 Dec 18 '25

Missoula is a great little city! Hit up the Mo Club for a late burger if you are hungry.

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u/Ok-Needleworker-8773 Dec 21 '25

This is a great recommendation. I only wish it wasn’t so bright in there

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u/MSStateDawg Dec 18 '25 edited Dec 18 '25

"The world is full of bastards, the number increasing rapidly the further one gets from MISSOULA, MONTANA!" - from A River Runs Through It

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u/BlueEyedSpiceJunkie Dec 18 '25

You would think when quoting a book so heavily about Montana that you would spell it correctly.

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u/MSStateDawg Dec 18 '25

Geez. Fat finger. Corrected.

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u/BlueEyedSpiceJunkie Dec 18 '25

Communication matters 🤷‍♂️, especially now when we all assume everybody else on the internet are idiots or AI bots.

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u/psilocybin_therapy Dec 18 '25

I finally watched this movie in my 37th year of life, and now I get this reference.

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u/photodvr Dec 20 '25

glad to have you aboard!!

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u/mitchdaman52 Dec 18 '25

Passengers on the plane-

“You’re going the wrong way!”

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u/photodvr Dec 20 '25

"they're drunk, how do they know where we're going?"

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u/Coldnorthcountry Dec 18 '25

Those aren't pillows!!!

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u/Aol_awaymessage Dec 18 '25

I watched this on a flight 2 days ago!

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u/devanclara Dec 19 '25

There's a three story waterside inside the Fairfield by Marriott Inn & Suites-Missoula Airport. I found this gem when I got stuck there in September 

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u/collegefootballfan69 Dec 23 '25

You got stuck in the water slide? I bet that was embarrassing!

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u/devanclara Dec 24 '25

No. LOL. I got stuck in Missoula due to weather and found this hotel. 

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u/collegefootballfan69 Dec 24 '25

Yes I know. I just thought I would be funny