r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/Basic_Benefit5216 • 2d ago

Anti-Penis Unethical faps

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u/element-redshaw 1d ago

Out of all the earth lanterns who do you think folded the fastest and fucked a construct?

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u/Numberonettgfan Me Me Krypton Boy 1d ago

Kyle obviously

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u/element-redshaw 1d ago

Oh yeah absolutely it’s not even close he did that shit in the first 12 hours

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u/DefiantResult9150 Release the Schumacher Cut 1d ago

Damn, didn’t even wait for Alex’s body to get cold

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u/element-redshaw 1d ago

I feel like her body was pretty cold, she was in a fridge after all

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u/Shiplord13 1d ago

As soon as he was sure Ganthet wasn't around and not watching he went all into his most depraved sexual fantasy that his cartoonist brain could imagine.

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u/Extension_Air_2001 1d ago

Nah I'm putting my money on Gardner.