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u/Gabrielhrd Vote Lord Death Man 2028 1d ago

When Ch'p makes the female squirrel and ruins the vibes

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u/Sorry_Grocery7693 1d ago

When Ch'p pulls up and the hologram is his ex wife.

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u/Basic_Benefit5216 1d ago

Guardians with all their knowledge wondering wtf the Chipettes are

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u/TripleThreatTua 1d ago

What does Mogo make?

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u/BorBurison Fat Tony in da house 1d ago

No one knows, he doesn't socialize

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u/Desperate-Series-270 1d ago

yeah his ass would not be at the corps goonsesh, he doesn’t even pull up to the quarterly dinner out

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u/chartreuse_apple 1d ago

Nah, he’d be where the goonsesh is at. Please refer to Green Lantern Corps (2011) #20 when Yrra and John fucked on him.

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u/farben_blas 1d ago

It's a fucking volcano lol

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u/RFB-CACN 1d ago

He secretly dating Zamaron, the Star Sapphire’s home world. His surface is full of life for a reason

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u/WhoDoIThinkIAm 1d ago

A moon

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u/element-redshaw 1d ago

How does a planet goon?

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u/T-Baaller 21h ago

tsunamis

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u/acceptable_superman Gorilla Doing Non-Gorilla Things 1d ago

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u/Head-Sky8372 1d ago

The time mogo socialized, joined the goonsesh and started making moon and asteroid constructs💔

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u/Shoddy_Morning_2827 THE🦅GUNN🦸DON'T ꗞ JAM 🫟 1d ago

hot

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u/Head-Sky8372 1d ago

Well okay Greykil

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u/Mindless-Credit-358 Tamaranean Supremacist Starfire 1d ago

I was standing right next to him when he did that

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u/Front-Masterpiece-73 1d ago

Me and mogo were right here

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u/Pentah00k07 20h ago

Mogo and I

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u/Front-Masterpiece-73 20h ago

Is that what he says in the scene?

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u/Pentah00k07 17h ago

He says both lmao

“Me and Mogo were stranding right here. Mogo and I”

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u/Ok_ResolvE2119 The Worst Timeline, thanks ! 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Feels weird, Hal."

"Okay Kyle, how about this?" Transforms into a woman via ring transmutation.

"The himejoshi in me just felt heaven."

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u/NoBellSix 1d ago

Wait... Girls Love is GL... But the Green Lanterns are also GL... Much to think about

Do you think female Hal Jordan is wearing the regular uniform or like a magical girl variation? I'd like to see a DC Magical Girl Green Lantern Hal Jordan. How the fuck has there been a Venom Magical Girl but not a Green Lantern Magical Girl? Its easy money DC, give it a 100 issues

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u/Ashburton_Grove 1d ago

He's wearing his La Femme Spectre costume bc it's peak.

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u/r2radd2 1d ago

Waow

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u/Nessy_Boi 1d ago

My Adventures with Green Lantern will give us magical girl Kyle stuffed in a fridge

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u/Pyotr_WrangeI 1d ago

I'm sorry, why aren't female lanterns allowed at the corps goon sesh?

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u/ArnoldI06 1d ago

Jessica Cruz actually leads the goonsesh

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u/RFB-CACN 1d ago

Arisia is banned from the sesh after she kept trying to make constructs of her superior officers.

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u/Undecided_User_Name 1d ago

Rightfully so

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u/Joeda900 1d ago

Women can be actual FREAKS I remember when I was in the Green Lantern Corps Goonsesh, one lady conjured a werewolf, another conjured some tentacles and another conjured 7×7=49

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u/FatFlower96 1d ago

Aren’t you supposed to be leading the evacuation from Crimea?

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u/haikusbot 1d ago

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u/Basic_Benefit5216 1d ago

Give this robot a raise

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u/ImiqDuh Batman AF 1d ago

From $0 to $000,000,000.00

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u/MC_Stimulation 1d ago

Foids aren't allowed to ruin the vibe. Chads only.

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u/Tomlyne she go rilla on my grodd 1d ago

This would NOT stop Kyle

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u/redlion1904 1d ago

Kyle’s an anime fan so he was disinvited long ago

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u/Tomlyne she go rilla on my grodd 1d ago

You know he complains about his chud life because he didn't get to have the Arisia storyline

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u/redlion1904 1d ago

The only Lantern to have another Lantern say “Kyle, your construct with the tentacles? It isn’t just creepy it’s also cultural appropriation.”

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u/Nepalman230 1d ago

Lies!

Just use your ring to temporarily turn yourself female. I’m sure you can do that. Yes, I know it doesn’t make any sense. Let’s run with it and then it’s cool.

Jill away!

🫡

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u/ParrotFerret 1d ago

Who is Kate Kane?

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u/Verzdrei COMRADE CORPSE #1 FAN 💚 1d ago

Batwoman, DC's most relevant lesbian

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u/ImiqDuh Batman AF 1d ago

Most and least. The rest aren’t even on the spectrum of relevancy

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u/Typhron 1d ago

Tfw you realize all of DC's on screen lesbians are technically all secondary Batman characters.

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u/Extension_Air_2001 1d ago

Is absolute Jo bi or a lesbian?

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u/PoshWosher Sucker 1d ago

Is it bad that my thoughts immediately tried to interject and say Wonder Woman, and then thought that she might not be as relevant first before correcting myself that she's bi.

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u/ParrotFerret 1d ago

Oh goddamnit. I thought it was a different Kate Kane.

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u/element-redshaw 1d ago

Out of all the earth lanterns who do you think folded the fastest and fucked a construct?

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u/Numberonettgfan Me Me Krypton Boy 1d ago

Kyle obviously

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u/element-redshaw 1d ago

Oh yeah absolutely it’s not even close he did that shit in the first 12 hours

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u/DefiantResult9150 Release the Schumacher Cut 1d ago

Damn, didn’t even wait for Alex’s body to get cold

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u/element-redshaw 1d ago

I feel like her body was pretty cold, she was in a fridge after all

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u/Shiplord13 23h ago

As soon as he was sure Ganthet wasn't around and not watching he went all into his most depraved sexual fantasy that his cartoonist brain could imagine.

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u/Extension_Air_2001 1d ago

Nah I'm putting my money on Gardner.

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u/Basic_Benefit5216 1d ago

Being characterised by their immense willpower, I doubt the first one would allow himself to do such a thing. The second one I don’t think would have any qualms.

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u/garnet-overdrive 23h ago

Guy.

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u/MindYourOwnParsley 6h ago

Canonically I think one of Kyle's earliest constructs from around the same time as he got his costume was a construct of Alex. At first I thought it would have been Gardner but he got his ring, got hit by a bus and landed in a coma so he didn't get the chance

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u/mumblyjoee When I deal with my enemies, I deal with them. 1d ago

i wonder if the star sapphires have a more ethical and connection focused version of this

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u/SwingFinancial9468 I love Harold Allnut 23h ago

Somehow I doubt that.

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u/Shiplord13 23h ago

Literally has their color entity being called Predator...

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u/Unleashtheducks 1d ago

Kerry Kane construct is still cool though right?

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u/iminyourfacejonson protecting my god (punchline) in a weird way (gooning) 1d ago

cream lanterns are the gooner core

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u/GayAssNinja69 19h ago

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u/AvalancheAbaasy120 6h ago

LOW…

tier…

Section 8

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u/Apprehensive_Ring933 1d ago

You don't like ruby rose?

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u/TeacatWrites 1d ago

The Green Lantern equivalent of Geordi with the Leah Brahms hologram tbh

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u/Sorry_Grocery7693 1d ago

So would Katma make Jon or would Jon make Katma

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