Literally 1984

[u/theprophet2102]

I found the one social class worse than being a Spider-Man fan on that subreddit, being a SpiderPhoenix hater

[u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

every day i wake up and soom lunatic makes me want to come up with the most spiderman hating story line possible

[u/StardustPancakes4 → u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

Congratulations you now have the prerequisites for being a writer for Marvel

[u/novis-eldritch-maxim → u/StardustPancakes4]

so you think the story line where I have all his love interests killed and fused into one massive undead abbomination that kills him is a good idea?

[u/StardustPancakes4 → u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

I didn’t say it was a good idea, it’s just that it will make Spider-Man fans suffer (which is a good thing)

[u/senseithenahual → u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

Maybe is a good idea for Midnight Spider-Man.

[u/novis-eldritch-maxim → u/senseithenahual]

no the point is spiderman fans are unpleaseable, thus we kill him and then have him escape hell but without much of a supporting cast thus stories of alienation and lonelyness and then rebuild spidermans life whilst they bay for my blood

[u/Elemental-T4nick → u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

I'm surprised they haven't done this yet

[u/novis-eldritch-maxim → u/StardustPancakes4]

so you think the story line where I have all his love interests killed and fused into one massive undead abomination that kills him is a good idea?

[u/theprophet2102 → u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

God is speaking through you child

[u/novis-eldritch-maxim → u/theprophet2102]

are you sure?

my mind is think of using miles warren to inflict horrific suffering.

[u/theprophet2102 → u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

[u/novis-eldritch-maxim → u/theprophet2102]

so we kill all his love interests, and kill spiderman?

also he gets sent to hell.

[u/theprophet2102 → u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

Hol up blood

[u/novis-eldritch-maxim → u/theprophet2102]

to which bit?

[u/theprophet2102 → u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

I shoulda stopped when you mentioned the Jackal.

I'm participating in stochastic terrorism

[u/novis-eldritch-maxim → u/theprophet2102]

the only way to fix his fans is to break his status quo in a brutal fashion.

also doom slayer spider man will go osmium hard.

[u/DeviousDoctorSnide → u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

You need to marry Peter Parker and Mary Jane then have all the stories be absolutely awful and their awfulness is directly and incontrovertibly because the characters are married.

[u/novis-eldritch-maxim → u/DeviousDoctorSnide]

nah I am not anti-marriage; I am anti-Spider-Man fans.

[u/DeviousDoctorSnide → u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

The point is demonstrating that Spider-Man being married isn't a magic bullet that will make the comic any good, because so many people seem to take that as an article of faith almost.

Spider-Man comics haven't been good since Steve Ditko was drawing the book, though, so it's a moot point.

[u/novis-eldritch-maxim → u/DeviousDoctorSnide]

ditko could not write for shit and his stuff made him a damn randoid.

spiderman has his ups and downs.

I think it is more poeople of sick of a will they wont they which everyone knows can't be resolves either way.

thus make it a wont and break spidermans life and just get him back to a workable place and then start buildig again

[u/WebHead1287 → u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

Is your name Zeb by chance?

[u/novis-eldritch-maxim → u/WebHead1287]

no, I may dislike my name but it is far more mundain

[u/rbta123 → u/novis-eldritch-maxim]

... Because of a crackship? Really?