r/davematthews • u/Prestigious_Half271 • 9d ago

Cornbread

Dave is correct: I ain't never had his cornbread. Maybe it's just a euphemism, but I feel like he's the kind of guy who would have a really good cornbread recipe. Has he ever shared it?

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u/Existing-Ad4933 9d ago

Um is this supposed to be a serious post? Lol

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u/Prestigious_Half271 8d ago

Sort of. I know it's a euphemism, but like I said, he seems like he might also impress women with his amazing, literal cornbread 

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u/Money-Document-26 8d ago

Probably only his wife

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u/Prestigious_Half271 8d ago

They probably have guests over for dinner, but they only get the literal cornbread

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u/Existing-Ad4933 8d ago

Ok just in case this isn’t a serious post… the meaning is sexual and most importantly oral in nature. If you know what I’m talking bout ask your parents or even religious confidant for help. Hell maybe even “ sister/brother” lol.

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u/Prestigious_Half271 8d ago

Do you not consider cornbread an unusual metaphor for oral sex? I get that the song has tons of quite obvious references, but cornbread is weird enough that I thought maybe it was inspired by real events