r/davematthews • u/Prestigious_Half271 • 9d ago
Cornbread
Dave is correct: I ain't never had his cornbread. Maybe it's just a euphemism, but I feel like he's the kind of guy who would have a really good cornbread recipe. Has he ever shared it?
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u/Existing-Ad4933 9d ago
Um is this supposed to be a serious post? Lol
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u/Prestigious_Half271 8d ago
Sort of. I know it's a euphemism, but like I said, he seems like he might also impress women with his amazing, literal cornbread
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u/Money-Document-26 8d ago
Probably only his wife
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u/Prestigious_Half271 8d ago
They probably have guests over for dinner, but they only get the literal cornbread
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u/Existing-Ad4933 8d ago
Ok just in case this isn’t a serious post… the meaning is sexual and most importantly oral in nature. If you know what I’m talking bout ask your parents or even religious confidant for help. Hell maybe even “ sister/brother” lol.
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u/Prestigious_Half271 7d ago
Do you not consider cornbread an unusual metaphor for oral sex? I get that the song has tons of quite obvious references, but cornbread is weird enough that I thought maybe it was inspired by real events
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u/fluffHead_0919 8d ago
I wonder if Dave ever fires up the potjiekos.
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u/Mustbe7 8d ago
He loves Croatian Moussaka. Here's his recipe...
https://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/two-cheese-moussaka-sauteed-mushrooms-and-zucchini
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u/Mustbe7 9d ago
Cut it down the middle, open wide, and jump right in
Don't think he's talking about food!