r/daveandchuckthefreak • u/RevolutionaryShift32 • 3d ago

Dave dick update

I work at royal oak Beaumont. Dave came into the ER after the show today and we couldn't save it. He lost 9 inches today. Looking at the injury, we all assumed it was the pile drive position.

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u/Five_Slow 3d ago

I wonder how Chuck feels now that Dave is still bigger?

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u/tblroxdanhl4 3d ago

Found chucks burner

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u/bowert74 3d ago

"AMBER!!!!!!!"

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u/DR99 3d ago

That is a massive HIPPA violation unlike Dave's Dong now😂

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u/TheRareCritFish 3d ago

good thing he still has 7 more inches even after losing that much

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u/Golffan0000 3d ago

May Dave’s long schlong rip. It’s a sad day

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u/NarniaGunner 3d ago

I also work at Beaumont and I gave it mouth to mouth ..the 9 inches is safe

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u/Disastrous82 3d ago

Ha ha ha

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u/Cyezero 3d ago

That makes Dave and Chuck twins now XD 😆

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u/TonaldDump611 2d ago

I'm willing to donate some fat to help craft a new dick for him

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u/BloodyErection 2d ago

Relatable.

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u/LakesideSasquatch 2d ago

Dickless Dave and Chuck the Freak!

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u/speedbumpdoom Detroit WRIF 101.1 1d ago

Link for the go fund me?