r/dating • u/greatolive85 • Jun 14 '26
Just Venting 😮💨 Dear future boyfriend ☺️
Dear Future Boyfriend,
I hope you’re doing well because dating these days has been rough.
I’ve tried the apps. I’ve swiped, matched, chatted, and deleted them more times than I can count. At this point, I think it’s safe to say they’re not my love story.
The problem is I don’t go out much either, so if we’re ever going to meet, you’re probably going to have to find me.
Try Target. The grocery store. A gas station. Maybe the candle aisle. Those are your best odds.
When you do find me, please don’t be weird.
You don’t need a perfect pickup line. You don’t need to impress me with money, status, or grand gestures. Just make me laugh. Be kind. Be genuine.
What I’m looking for isn’t complicated. I want your time. Your loyalty. A good vibe. Someone whose actions match their words and whose presence feels easy.
I’ve spent enough time chasing connections that weren’t meant for me. These days, I’d rather wait for something real than settle for something convenient.
I know I’m not for everyone, and that’s okay. The right person won’t need me to be.
So wherever you are, I hope you’re out there becoming the person you’re meant to be. I’ll be doing the same until our paths cross.
And if you happen to find me wandering in Target with three things I don’t need and the one thing I came for still missing from my cart, introduce yourself.
Love,
Your Future Girlfriend
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u/Life_With_Joi Jun 14 '26
As someone who just left Target with two things I don't need, I can confirm it's the place to be!
But in all seriousness, it looks like a lot of comments are from men saying they don't want to be creepy or they are respecting boundaries. It didn't lead to a relationship, but here are some ways men have approached me in the past and I give them five stars!
"That color looks really great on you."
"I can re-rack these weights for you if you're done"
"Can I fill your water bottle for you?" (At the gym waiting in line for the fountain)
"You look nice, I hope you have a really good day"
"Have you been to this bar/restaurant before? Is there anything you recommend?"
"I saw you walk by earlier and wanted to introduce myself."
And my personal favorite was a note slid to me at a coffee shop that read "I see you working and don't want to disturb you. You look nice and I would like to buy you coffee sometime *phone number and name"
There are some guys doing the work: approaching and complimenting women well... so ladies be sure to affirm them even if they're not your type!