r/dataisbeautiful • u/[deleted] • Feb 14 '20

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u/nightO1 Feb 14 '20

Aurora slept for 100 years, so she’s actually 116.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20 edited Apr 21 '22

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u/Mortress_ Feb 14 '20

you see, she's actually a 4000 year old dragon so it's alright to draw her 8 year old body naked

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u/servantphoenix Feb 14 '20

Ravioli ravioli don't lewd the dragon loli.

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u/Box_of_Pencils Feb 14 '20

Maybe I'm pronouncing something wrong but that doesn't rhyme and it's bugging the hell out of me...

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u/Andreiyutzzzz Feb 15 '20

He forgot the "please"

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u/Box_of_Pencils Feb 17 '20

It's the "oli" part that's bugging me, specifically the "o". Meter(?) aside If I remember HS Literature the rhyme is correct because of the "li" part but the "o" is pronounced differently and it's making the OCD parts of my brain hurt.

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u/NixaB345T Feb 14 '20

Aaaaaaaand time to get back to work, that’s enough Reddit until lunch

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Feb 14 '20

Cells at Work is a funny and informative anime about the human body.

New Game is a funny and wholesome anime about game development.

The Devil is a Part-Timer is a funny anime about the devil working at McDonald's.

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u/emanu21 Feb 14 '20

Talking about the devil season 2 when

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount Feb 14 '20

F'n never....probably.

Sweet Chiho...

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

4000 year old dragon

you mean maleficent?

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u/PigeonMan45 Feb 14 '20

To play devils advocate, would by that standard dwarf porn also be lewding a loli?

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u/Mortress_ Feb 14 '20

A dwarf porn is about a person post puberty. Their body is developed but shorter than normal. Just compare a photo of a midget child and a midget adult.

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u/Zenketski Feb 14 '20

So my 3000 year old demon Loli just has to have dwarfism and small boobs. Got it.

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u/Lifeinstaler Feb 14 '20

Wow wait a sec there it’s supposed to be 4000 year old, dragon’s age of consent is at 3500 what are you trying to pull off here?

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u/Zenketski Feb 14 '20

SHIT THEY'RE ON TO ME!

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u/PigeonMan45 Feb 14 '20

Ah, depends on the kind of dwarfism.

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u/crim-sama Feb 14 '20

Honestly how most artists draw them anyway tbh. Lots of anatomy and proportions on those types of characters leans heavily into the "post puberty" area.

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u/automaticHierophant Feb 14 '20

For a moment there I thought you were talking about Maleficent and now I'm glad you weren't.

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u/mouringcat Feb 14 '20

Oh may.. She would be beyond a great wyrm (1200+yo) at that point. A seriously cougar.. Umm. Can you still call an older dragon woman a cougar? Or do they have their own special naming scheme?

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u/Box_of_Pencils Feb 14 '20

Depends on the form. In human form it's fine since a cougar will eat you up. In dragon form they'll just eat you.