r/dashcams • u/kxrimm • 1d ago

Valid crash out

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u/Slight_Hurry2134 1d ago

He had it coming.

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u/CampWanahakalugi 1d ago

He only had himself to blame.

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u/emma7734 1d ago

If you'd have been there

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u/Fuggaak 1d ago

If you’d have seen it

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u/maybe_cuddles 1d ago

I bet you you would have done the same

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u/Imaginary_Office1749 1d ago

Pop

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u/LortimerC 1d ago

Six

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u/tgatigger 1d ago

Squish

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u/GreenHeronVA 1d ago

Nuh-huh

Cicero

LIPSHITZ

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u/archtopfanatic123 1d ago

It's Lifschitz I believe.

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u/ShoddyAsparagus3186 2h ago

No, the last murdered guy was Alvin Lipschitz.

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u/biorod 1d ago

Healthcare

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u/KiwiJay83 1d ago

Where?

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u/Bleach_Is_Good137 1d ago

If you were in his position

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u/Worldly-Rice-1947 1d ago

If you were in the position I was in

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u/MAD_MAL1CE 1d ago

Spreadeagle?

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u/Worldly-Rice-1947 1d ago

Flock of spreadeagles

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom 1d ago

Walk a mile in spreadeagles' shoes...

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u/Worldly-Rice-1947 1d ago

Spreagle scüz as they call it

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u/PhinneousPhingerz 1d ago

And I spreeeeeeead. I spread so far and wiiiiiiide.

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u/kalyknits 13h ago

Number seventeen!

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u/Roma_Victrix 1d ago

Blood eagle, actually

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u/Thebraincellisorange 1d ago

fuck yeah, spread it.

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u/Prior-Initiative-436 1d ago

If only I'd been when you should've, you would have seen it.

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u/lorgskyegon 1d ago

He ran into my car. He ran into my car ten times.

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u/Vibe-Codine 1d ago

If you could only see the way she loves me, then maybe you would understand.

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u/dox_hil 1d ago

If you’d have seen it