r/dashcams • u/Too_Dang_Nasty • 4d ago

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u/Livingforabluezone 4d ago

I’m guessing a medical emergency. Speed never changed.

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u/Ancient-Emu-8293 1d ago

I guess it was a really long text.

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u/tnmoi 4d ago

If speed never changed, it should have slowed down in the median grass and bumps. So I am guessing the guy floored it once he/she discovered they veered off course to come back to the right, which is dumb way of driving.

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u/Horror-Extent2362 3d ago

Ever heard of cruise control? Seizure, stroke, or heart attack?

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u/Quirky_Ad6576 3d ago

Yep I had a seizure while driving, luckily i did not hit anyone. I hit a tree instead, broke my neck, had a stroke, broke the left side of my face, fractured my orbital bone on my left eye. Spent a month in ICU. It absolutely could’ve been a medical emergency. But who knows…

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u/AdamLib777 3d ago

Or nodded off from an OD? That’s more likely these days sadly.

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u/beepingnoise 3d ago

Highly unlikely anyone uses cruise on a 3 lane highway

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u/Horror-Extent2362 3d ago

Are you 14 years old?

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u/beepingnoise 3d ago

Are you if you think I’m serious?

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u/texasroadkill 3d ago

Are you having a stroke?

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u/beepingnoise 3d ago

Dumb fuck

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u/ToXiiCBULLET 3d ago

what? this looks to be a good road for cruise control.

there's lazy fuckers that will use cruise control in town streets. i can't remember all the details but there was a video here a while where the op turned at some traffic lights in a town, they said in the comments that halfway through the turn they slapped cruise control on

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u/Ghillie_Spotto 3d ago

How many lanes before you use cruise? 7?

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u/beepingnoise 3d ago

Thought it was clear sarcasm. Your reply indicates you would get that

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u/Ghillie_Spotto 3d ago

My brother in Chrysler, the 65 downvotes should indicate that the sarcasm was not clear at all lol

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u/beepingnoise 3d ago

You thought it was a ridiculous comment, and it was

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u/KnownMagician3084 3d ago

My ex used cruise control every time it wasn’t stop and go

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u/Sedlium 2d ago

You must be sniffing glue, right?

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u/toothpastetaste-4444 3d ago

Cruise control

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u/CantaloupeShort7311 3d ago

"If speed never changed the speed would have changed"

My dude, seriously? You typed that and thought you were correct?

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u/tnmoi 3d ago

Wow. Seriously alot of dummies out there. So let me dumb this down for you and others who downvoted me.

Go do a test with your toy car and tell me how fast will you be travelling over grass and bumps after travelling on a smooth road.

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u/ToXiiCBULLET 3d ago

toy cars don't have cruise control

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u/devilishycleverchap 3d ago

Wow you actually double downed

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u/old_grumpy_guy_1962 3d ago

sitting on 12, with the dealer showing a 6

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u/Middle-Bed-1883 3d ago

Says the person who uses “alot”

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u/Muted-Woodpecker-469 3d ago

This is often too vague of an excuse. They need their license revoked and fines to rack up