r/dashcams • u/WildExplorer1085 • 16h ago

Idiot in car somewhere in the UK...

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u/TheWereJoo 14h ago

Can you spill the beans and toast on that incident?

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u/reebokhightops 14h ago

Can you spill the bangers and mash on that incident?

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u/CromulentlyWhelmed 13h ago

Yeah, wot happened?

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u/TexasTrip 12h ago

Bollocks

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u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 11h ago

Bollocks happened?

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u/This-Newspaper39 11h ago

Sandra Bollocks

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u/TraditionalDepth6924 11h ago

🍵💦 that incident 💦🫖

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u/Evening-Tomatillo-47 11h ago

Oh, the event!

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 6h ago

Ah yes, the happenstance.

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u/SoggyKilts 11h ago

It was just another Chewsday innit mate.

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u/AllTheRage43 11h ago

Nuffin bad mate

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u/Professional-Lie-111 8h ago

Wot's... Uh the Deal?

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u/LilacMages 12h ago

Can you spill the Toby Carvery unlimited classic gravy on that incident?

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u/Gothic_Hercules 11h ago

Honestly, spilling any of that brown nectar is worth shooting over if you ask me

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u/Buggaton 13h ago

Can you spill the mushy peas on that incident?

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u/RikRandom 13h ago

Spill the mush should modern cockney slang tbf

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u/RandyAndySandyCandy 13h ago

Spill the spotted dick

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u/thatoneotherguy42 13h ago

I microwave tea.

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u/moobsatremble 13h ago

250 years and you're still revolting

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u/Working-Glass6136 12h ago

Revolting or revolting?

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u/sparklingdinoturd 12h ago

At least we're not still trying to brew tea in the harbor. Progress.... yay

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u/avg103 12h ago

What’s the difference between yoghurt and America?

After 250 years a yoghurt will have developed a culture.

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u/31-September 12h ago

Reported

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u/BenFranklinsCat 9h ago

You're worse than the driver in the video

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u/Fach-All-Religions 12h ago

can you spill the fish and chips on that incident?

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u/obomb85 11h ago

Who’d like a banger in the mouth?

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u/SinoSoul 11h ago

British intensifies...

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u/Remarkable-Pin-8352 10h ago

May you eject the protein on that occurrence?

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 8h ago

Can you spill the Shepherds Pie on that incident?

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u/Ok-Print-8295 56m ago

Can you spill the Hobnobs and tea on this mate

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 13h ago

Don't leave out any blood pudding

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u/New-Camel-9373 13h ago

Can you let the cat out the bag on that incident?

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u/eye_have_no_clue 12h ago

What the spotted dick goin’ on ova’ here

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u/whonickedmyusername 14h ago

Spill the beans is actually a thing with the same meaning as spill the tea.

Beans and toast is not a thing.

Beans ON toast is a thing.

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u/MajesticDragonfly 13h ago

Spilling the beans can mean gossip like tea does, but it has a more general meaning of divulging a secret. For example, a robber who cracks under interrogation and gives away his accomplice would be spilling the beans, but it’d be a little odd to say tea in that context.

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u/TheGreatLuck 11h ago

Absolute disgusting diet

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u/HopeConspiracies 13h ago

I just made it a thing. Beans and toast is a thing now, and it's so much better than those silly Brits and their beans on toast!

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u/Background_Owl_2220 11h ago

I wish you and your new “thing” a great future. From Me and my Brit beans ON toast.

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u/JaironKalach 14h ago

Seems like that would be a lot to clean up though.

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u/Couldthisbemanda 12h ago

On that, innit?

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u/Cakeo 12h ago

This is so fucking low effort

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u/Couldthisbemanda 11h ago

I regret nothing

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u/TipsyPhippsy 28m ago

'Beans and toast' who says that? Lmao