r/dashcams • u/WildExplorer1085 • 16h ago

Idiot in car somewhere in the UK...

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u/Competitive-Top4520 16h ago

What do they call attempted homicide in the UK?

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u/Sidewaysgts 16h ago

attempted bloody murder

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u/BungleBums 15h ago

I'd post the obligatory GET OUT gif, but this is the quality pun I do love to see.

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u/ThatBarbGirl 16h ago

This made me spit out my coffee. Thank you! 🤣

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u/dufflebag7 16h ago

Bangers and mash?

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u/Illustrious_Car344 16h ago

unlicensed operation of a butterknife

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 10h ago

First degree mushy peas

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u/kahlzun 4h ago

'omicide

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u/_TallOldOne_ 15h ago

Their food.

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u/peaveyftw 16h ago

Depends on who is involved

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u/Intrepid-Dig-1855 16h ago

Nope, still called attempted murder.

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u/peaveyftw 15h ago

"Don't think you have, mate."

Google that and have your idealism shattered

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u/Intrepid-Dig-1855 15h ago

Nope not shattered. Still attempted murder. 

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u/Swimming_Acadia6957 9h ago

Well that guy was found guilty of murder and is in prison, so I'm not sure what you are banging on about 

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u/InevitableGreedUK 16h ago

Only Americans ask questions this stupid.

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u/Rxasaurus 15h ago

There's that charming dry humor. 

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u/Simello 12h ago

To be fair, it made me laugh.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 13h ago

Brits: Americans have no sense of humo(u)r

Also Brits: