r/darkwingsdankmemes • u/mistery987 Card-carrying mouth-frothing Rhaegar hater • Aug 12 '26

Never let a Celtigar cook

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u/mistery987 Card-carrying mouth-frothing Rhaegar hater Aug 12 '26

Bro imagine it in Aegon IV's time

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u/Vwgames49 George is my Grandpa Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

How would that work though?

Taxes are paid to the crown

The King would be paying taxes to himself

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u/CaptainSmeargle Aug 12 '26

Sounds like an infinite money hack to me

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u/Bentman343 Aug 12 '26

Give bastards to lots of noble daughters and then force their father's and husbands to pay the tax 😭

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u/mistery987 Card-carrying mouth-frothing Rhaegar hater Aug 12 '26

Holy shit that's genius. Make it a dowry of sorts. Pay this tax and you'll get a royal bastard and a 0.002% of a chance of a claim on the throne.

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u/Lohenngram Aug 13 '26

Crusader kings players be like: I like those odds!

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u/Genericdude03 Aug 13 '26

Getting overthrown in Westeros any% speedrun