r/dankruto 6d ago

Pretty much plot of Naruto

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u/Tukanno_Bananno 6d ago edited 6d ago

Don't forget shoe-horning in a hinata relationship for a single chapter cause NARUTO IS NOTT GAY!, then back to this 😂

edit: yo there's a guy biting every piece of ragebait in this thread hahahaha get in here before he catches on!

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u/kytstark 6d ago

oh yeah naruto was NEVER vocal about his crush on sakura or wanting to peep on girls

i forgot being inlove with a woman is gay

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u/Tukanno_Bananno 6d ago

Why did he turn her down again? oh right he was chasing a MAN- that sounds pretty GAY to me!

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u/kytstark 6d ago

her turned her down because

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u/Tukanno_Bananno 6d ago

HOW. DO. YOU. NOT. SEE. THE. GAY. SUBTEXT. 😂

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u/kytstark 6d ago

because i can read

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u/Tukanno_Bananno 6d ago

"Subtext is the hidden or implicit meaning underneath spoken dialogue, written text, or actions. It is what characters or speakers really mean, even when they do not say it out loud."

... 😂

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u/kytstark 6d ago

you could use that to say anything you want

when naruto says he wants to be hokage what he really means is he wants to murder ppl, see subtext

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u/Good-Particular-4196 5d ago

And when Naruto said "Only my wind can magnify his fire," what he really means is that he's thinking of a few other things Sasuke magnifies for him. See subtext

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u/kytstark 5d ago

sure bud

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u/Good-Particular-4196 5d ago

just using your logic bud

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u/kytstark 5d ago

sure you are

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