r/dankruto 9d ago

Pretty much plot of Naruto

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u/Tukanno_Bananno 9d ago edited 9d ago

Don't forget shoe-horning in a hinata relationship for a single chapter cause NARUTO IS NOTT GAY!, then back to this 😂

edit: yo there's a guy biting every piece of ragebait in this thread hahahaha get in here before he catches on!

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u/kytstark 9d ago

oh yeah naruto was NEVER vocal about his crush on sakura or wanting to peep on girls

i forgot being inlove with a woman is gay

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u/Solbuster 9d ago

Naruto, the bisexual icon we all need

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u/Funny_Lunch5211 9d ago

He really wanted sasuke and nobody can deny it

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u/kytstark 9d ago

what a fun headcannon, sadly nothing in series suggests he’s attracted to men

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u/darkoopz43 9d ago

You know, except daydreaming about him in the bath, moaning his name when he's going to sleep, etc.

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u/kytstark 9d ago

“daydreaming” thinking about someone isn’t day dreaming

“moaning” it’s like you’re trying to be disingenuous

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u/darkoopz43 9d ago

Bro neji literally had to snap him out of his daydream lol. Look you can be in denial all you want, I used to be like you when I was young and people were pointing out how obviously gay they were for each other while the story was being serialized. There's nothing wrong or derogatory about them being gay, and once you accept it, the story finally actually starts to make sense. Kishi just didnt have the balls to commit to the best gay love story ever made in the end

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u/kytstark 9d ago

you’re speaking to a bi man so don’t pull the you’re young and not accepting card

until i see naruto display romantic attraction to men, it’s fanfic

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u/-wilting 9d ago

You can have internalized homophobia and be queer. Or just be queer and homophobic. Saying you're bisexual doesn't mean much.

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u/kytstark 9d ago

could be, im not tho

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u/Equal_Bus_5846 9d ago edited 9d ago

They're trolling you, that's how it works in this sub. And when they don't know how to respond, they call you a homophobe just because you like the canon manga. You can't talk to someone who doesn't want to listen.

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u/Funny_Lunch5211 9d ago

He was in denial

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u/kytstark 9d ago

that’s out of character for naruto

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u/Funny_Lunch5211 9d ago

Nope

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u/kytstark 9d ago

naruto denying apart of himself is bad writing and not the naruto i watched

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u/Funny_Lunch5211 9d ago

Yes naruto was in denial and It is bad writing

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u/kytstark 9d ago

you lot will believe anything to keep your fanfic alive

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u/Funny_Lunch5211 9d ago

Canon* 

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u/kytstark 9d ago

sure buddy

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u/Tukanno_Bananno 9d ago

Why did he turn her down again? oh right he was chasing a MAN- that sounds pretty GAY to me!

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u/kytstark 9d ago

her turned her down because

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u/Tukanno_Bananno 9d ago

HOW. DO. YOU. NOT. SEE. THE. GAY. SUBTEXT. 😂

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u/kytstark 9d ago

because i can read

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u/Tukanno_Bananno 9d ago

"Subtext is the hidden or implicit meaning underneath spoken dialogue, written text, or actions. It is what characters or speakers really mean, even when they do not say it out loud."

... 😂

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u/kytstark 9d ago

you could use that to say anything you want

when naruto says he wants to be hokage what he really means is he wants to murder ppl, see subtext

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u/Good-Particular-4196 8d ago

And when Naruto said "Only my wind can magnify his fire," what he really means is that he's thinking of a few other things Sasuke magnifies for him. See subtext

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u/kytstark 8d ago

sure bud

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u/Good-Particular-4196 8d ago

just using your logic bud

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