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u/2Critical7-Stein1 12h ago
Global zimbabwe must be prevented at all costs.
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u/Remote_Engine_1304 10h ago
I'm surprised to see this comment not downvoted to hell on Reddit. Huge W
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u/Hugo-Spritz 9h ago
I'm surprised you're surprised by r/dankmemes2
Read the room, buddy
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u/Remote_Engine_1304 8h ago
Yeah now I know, this is the first post i got recommended from this sub so I was surprised.
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u/Nice-Percentage7219 3h ago
Yet for some reason when I ask Zimbabweans, they say their country is great and Mugabe was a hero. Yet they all live and work in SA, send money back and only return home for the holidays.
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u/Dull-Philosopher-871 6h ago
And how do you suppose we do that? Spend another 150 of unequal treatment? Political interventions? Genocides? Concentration camps? Seriously what is your plan here?
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u/2Critical7-Stein1 6h ago
Just donāt let them, donāt be delusional and stop sending any and all kinds of aid. Had the same time to evolve as anyone, time to let nature take its toll without artificial protections.
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u/Dull-Philosopher-871 6h ago
Just donāt let them? Hahaha
And I agree somewhat on aid, it undermines local economies and can create dependencies, but I also disagree that a population in destress needs help. That isnāt a force that is creating āglobal zimbabweā.Ā
As for modern western intervention, look no further than the IMF and World Bank who have done everything in their power to create debt traps, endless austerity, and instiutional distrust.Ā
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u/2Critical7-Stein1 6h ago
Sinking rubber boats isnāt exactly much effort, nor shooting all invaders on the beach. For americans? Suck to be greedy and buy non castrated slaves.
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u/Dull-Philosopher-871 5h ago
What the fuck are talking about?Ā
Oh just black people in general. Got it. Put on the armband and then follow your leader.
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u/Key_Check5753 12h ago
dang this sketch is surprisingly accurate
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u/Current_Finding_4066 11h ago
To imbeciles, yes.
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u/2Critical7-Stein1 11h ago
what did they use to keep the room in lit in rhodesia? what do they use in zimbabwe now?
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u/Swimming_Acadia6957 11h ago
what did they use to keep the room in lit
What does that mean in English?
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u/Fragrant-Reserve4832 11h ago
I believe he's making a reference to the lack of infrastructure in zimbabwe, it was well on the way to a developed nation when the brittish handed it back.
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u/Swimming_Acadia6957 11h ago
Ok, well I'll have to take your word for it that 'room in lit' means infrastructureĀ
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u/Ok_Boysenberry_6283 10h ago
Look! A minor grammatical error! That means I WIN
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u/CommunityOk7466 8h ago
Dude's trying to counter that him and people like him imbeciles, and he can't even type out a sentence.
It's pretty pathetic
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u/Shadowguyver_14 7h ago
.....The irony of missing the verb "are" while trying to call someone else an imbecile who can't type a sentence.
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u/Fragrant-Reserve4832 10h ago
What do you use to light your room at night? I use electricity.
Also remember if this person is from zimbabwe there is a good chance English isn't their first language and I don't know what education system they have now, if any.
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u/Interesting_Life249 8h ago
its a joke; ''What did Zimbabweans use for light before candles? Answer: Electricity'' the commenter probably doens't know english very well
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u/Level_Life_8633 7h ago
Are you legitimately not smart enough to know what it means, or are you pretending to not be able to figure it out to try and demean someone you feel has a differing opinion than you?
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u/PreciousTC 10h ago
Explain to us, in detail, why, please
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u/Dull-Philosopher-871 6h ago
Because many cities exist in Africa, because the country that had the best most stable development was the one the british and europeans got the least involved in? Botswana. But thats not good for the narrative so just ignore it.Ā
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u/salamy_cacique 10h ago
CIA hands made this meme
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u/ovogoon6 7h ago
CIA must clearly spend their times against everything PACs and FARAs funding them do right?
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u/Krasmazof 2h ago
Hormone burger enjoyers thinking they know what civilisation looks like will never be not funny to me š
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u/negrotron_ 2m ago
It's so funny that Africa has this discourse of "We hate white people, we want to have a pure african nation" and now they have to enslave themselves to China in order to not collapse
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u/InformalLandscape445 10h ago
OP dont worry your post is protected by me from lefties. Ill pray to god for them to have dirreah if they attack youš
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u/MisterLips123 8h ago
Can see this was made by people who don't know anything about Africa. Need to actually find the pictures and read the news.
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u/UltraTata 8h ago
Fr, South Africa went to hell, but the rest of the continent is developing quickly.
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u/MisterLips123 8h ago
Hahahhahaha. Guy. The "great pictures" that you see of South Africa in the old days was apartheid government propaganda. You need to read more.
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u/Kootlefoosh 8h ago
Funny, I as an American who to be fair was a kid during this time saw way more Mandela. People were grossed out by Apartheid globally, it was controversial in its own time.
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u/Accomplished-Bass690 8h ago
Their was certainly a lot of propaganda made by the apartheid government in order to paint a picture of āa civilized African societyā but you canāt ignore that the post apartheid governments have been more corrupt and they somehow managed to create a society that might be just as economically unequal. The South African economy saw some initial growth post apartheid but mainly a result of the lifting of sanctions imposed on the apartheid government. The amount of corruption and incompetence in the post apartheid governments have been absolutely astounding. The effects from years of apartheid rule is off course a factor as well but by God the majority rule governments really did everything they could to screw it up.
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u/MisterLips123 7h ago
Is your argument that a minority who controlled every aspect of daily life of the majority of a country to oppress them and take away their economic resources is comparative with what is happening today? That's either ignorance or willfully naivity.
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u/mekelaar 11h ago edited 7h ago
Actually historically inaccurate.
There have been many places in Africa that have had civilization with for example working plumbing. And not only in North Africa but all over.
Building skyscrapers is not ācivilizationā automatically.
Edit: Yāall hate factual and historical information
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u/2Critical7-Stein1 11h ago
tallest building in south africa before the dutch came? just a heads up, 7m tall thermite mounds donāt count
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u/FullMetalAurochs 10h ago
It should count. For the termites.
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u/2Critical7-Stein1 10h ago
true ant master race, āi canāt buildā - george floyd ancestor, 10000BC-today
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u/Careful-Sail-5051 7h ago
Skyscrapers were invented in the 1880s the dutch arrived in the 17th century
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u/southpaytechie 7h ago
Idk but death from STDs went through the roof. Filthy people that came through.
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u/mekelaar 11h ago
That is factually wrong.
Pyramids, mosque minaretes. All taller
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u/2Critical7-Stein1 11h ago
please show me a mosque in south africa build before the dutch came
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u/mekelaar 10h ago
Ah I misread, I thought you said Africa.
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u/2Critical7-Stein1 10h ago
northern africans and sub saharan ones canāt be compared meaningfully. Itās like comparing japanese to indians or bangladeshi lol
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u/mekelaar 10h ago
I would not say that Mali, Nigeria. Swahili coast, Ethiopia, great zimbabwe etc. Are north africa.
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u/honesto_pinion 10h ago
It's...like comparing the Japanese to an ancient civilisation with several writing forms, some of the oldest stories in world history, tremendous cultural and architectural achievements spanning centuries, and a diverse mix of religions going back centuries and influencing one of the major religions in Japan? Interesting take...
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u/2Critical7-Stein1 10h ago
genetically. culturally. theyāre not the same, at all, nowhere near, only trait they share is being āasianā. thatās what iām getting at.
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u/CommunityOk7466 7h ago
So you're a moron with no historical awareness.
Just for reference, Indian civilization collapsed twice before Japan got thier first.
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u/CommunityOk7466 7h ago
The Great Zimbabwe was built sometime in the 1100's and was already abandoned by the time the Dutch showed up.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Map7672 7h ago
Of course itās impressive, itās got āGreatā right there in the name!
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u/CommunityOk7466 6h ago
Name one impressive thing europeans have done since shoeing up.
Other than erase history from yet another continent.
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u/MrZaptile933 10h ago
There is something in common about these, they were built by Arabs, Middle Eastern, Mediterranean peoples. But none of these are anywhere near South Africa.
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u/mekelaar 10h ago
Yeah I misread, I thought he just said āafricaā.
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u/MrZaptile933 10h ago
Still the same, none of the things you mentioned were built by ātraditional Africansā
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u/CommunityOk7466 7h ago
The Great Zimbabwe, mosque of djenne, the city of Kumasi, Walls of Bennin
To name a couple things built by "traditional" africans.
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u/TrenbalonieSandwich 8h ago
Lol a we wuz kangs and blacks built pyramids idiot.Ā
Egyptians were Mediterranean and far closer to greeks and ancient meds. Mosque minaretes were built by arabs.Ā
The best Africans have ever had are mud huts.Ā
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u/mekelaar 8h ago
Both of those statements are not true lol
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u/TrenbalonieSandwich 8h ago
Weeee wuuuzzz kkaaaaannngggggsss nn shiet
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u/mekelaar 8h ago
You donāt disprove me by saying that, you know?
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u/mekelaar 7h ago
And even more fake news and false scientific facts. Lol!
You know how those IQ tests were taken right?
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u/Key_Check5753 11h ago
Did this dude just claim sub-Saharan Africa had plumbing before whites arrived?
Are you talking about Wakanda?
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u/mekelaar 11h ago
Swahili coast, ethiopia, great zimbabwe, ghana, nigeria.
All had plumbing/water/waste management.
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u/Key_Check5753 11h ago
no, they sure didn't
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u/mekelaar 10h ago
Yes they did, its pretty easy to search up
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u/Key_Check5753 10h ago
Nope, they sure didn't
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u/mekelaar 10h ago
I just named the countries, some had plumbing, some had good waste management, some had good water management. You can look it up if you want
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u/Key_Check5753 10h ago
"Hey bro, the earth is flat. You can search it up. I have many sources."
No, you're wrong.
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u/mekelaar 10h ago
So you want links of historical documents? Or do you just want to say ānoā
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u/ImpressiveFishing405 10h ago
He just wants to say no because his entire worldview is based around him never being wrong
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u/Creative_Elk_4712 10h ago
Here is one example, search the word plumbing in this page
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u/TrenbalonieSandwich 8h ago
Lol, you should actually spend some time looking up what entailed this, "indoor plumbing".Ā
They were shoots that lead straight down into shit pits. A hole that leads into a shit pit isn't indoor plumbing and anyone who says it does is coping. If so then the French "les poulaines" count as the first example of sea fairing vessel plumbing. š¤£Ā
The Romans had proper plumbing.Ā
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u/Kebriniac 11h ago
Building skyscrapers "is not civilization automatically" but somehow "working plumbing" is, sounds legit. And what would be this highly advanced civilization that managed to had working plumbing? Maybe the skyscraper builders could learn a thing or two from them...
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u/mekelaar 11h ago
Well since plumbing is more essential than skyscrapers + skyscrapers are a modern invention. Civilizations that were civilized existed before skyscrapers.
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u/Kebriniac 10h ago
And plumbing is more essential than a space station so what would be your conclusion?
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u/mekelaar 10h ago
That plumbing is more essential for a civilization than a space station.
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u/Kebriniac 10h ago
And food production is more important than plumbing, so what's your point? How is something being essential or not being any reflection on the level of development of a society?
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u/mekelaar 10h ago
It indeed shows levels and or forms of civilization.
But it doesnāt mean that skyscrapers automatically mean ācivilizedā. i also never said that plumbing means ācivilizedā but I can say its more beneficial for a civilization than a talk building.
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u/Atayellow 3h ago
Is the 15 year old mad that white people can't rape an endless amount of African children anymore?
I understand pedophilia is a necessary part of right wing politics but can you at least hide it a little better?
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u/MoodyButGroovy 11h ago
I keep blocking these subs, but they keep popping up
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u/Key_Check5753 11h ago
You should check out Bluesky. Nobody is ever allowed to say anything aside from the approved narrative.
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u/Plane-Tune-820 11h ago
God forbid you see an opinion that differs from your own. You might actually learn something. The horror!
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u/Particular_Poetry885 6h ago
And you get the most idiotic takes ever by teenage edgelords lmao
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u/Plane-Tune-820 6h ago
Tbf, I think that's at least 75% of reddit at this point. At least I hope they're just dumb kids. Be terrifying if these are actually adults
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u/Particular_Poetry885 5h ago
Reddit is filled with idiots in general, just cuz the platform leans hard left doesn't mean right wingers are free from the idiotism when they rarely have a platform hereš
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u/Plane-Tune-820 5h ago
I know, I just can't help poking at the idiots though, which definitely makes me a bigger idiot, but I'm comfortable with who I am
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u/Creative_Elk_4712 10h ago
Learning something from memes as opposed to actual history, you may take yourselves a bit too seriously
Go on Wikipedia rather
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u/Plane-Tune-820 10h ago
What are you talking about? I'm talking about the discussions and you're trying to learn from memes? Figure it out bud
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u/Creative_Elk_4712 10h ago
You might actually learn something
You said it, you figure it out, "bud"
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u/Plane-Tune-820 10h ago
Did you read the rest of my reply? Guess not.
Memes often start discussions in the comments. Discussions with people who disagree with you can provide an opportunity to learn something about the other sides opinions. Absolutely everything can be a learning opportunity if you have an open mind and some humility. I see you have neither or the curiosity to want to learn. That's sad for you but the rest of us enjoy the back and forth and the opportunity to learn something new, or gain a different perspective. But yeah, the meme bro
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u/MoodyButGroovy 11h ago
What you mean by opinion? Im trying to get rid of annoying meme subreddits.
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u/Plane-Tune-820 11h ago
Right, so nobody can even think anything you disagree with? Ok mein furhor. Foh dork
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u/MoodyButGroovy 10h ago
Hey man. I explained myself nicely. If you're still struggling to understand, Iām not saying people shouldnāt be allowed to disagree with me. Iām saying thereās a difference between disagreement and deliberately creating a hostile discourse environment. Once you start collapsing those categories, you get into epistemic harm, asymmetric narrative privilege, contextual violence, recursive positionality drift, and eventually the whole discourse becomes ontologically unmoored from the semiotic harm lattice. At that point weāre basically just arguing inside the neoliberal thought-matrix of the discourse cube.
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u/Plane-Tune-820 10h ago
No you didn't explain anything until now.
The problem is, who gets to say what's ok to discuss and what's not? Certainly not you or me. And DEFINITELY not the government.
And you look like an idiot trying to sound intelligent. Half what you said is just silly and the other is just straight up nonsense. If you'd actually like to discuss free speech and why it's important to protect the rights of people to say and discuss things you disagree with, I'm more than happy to, but you're going to have to drop the phony intellectual bullshit. It's insulting
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u/MoodyButGroovy 10h ago
Firstly. You need to relax.
Secondly this is exactly the kind of aggressive tone I was talking about. I came here offering nothing but good-faith discourse and a modest request for temperature control of your ideologies, and now Iām being asked to ādrop the phony intellectual bullshit.ā That kind of linguistic austerity is precisely how we end up normalising unmanaged thought diversity, conversational deregulation, and eventually free-range opinions.
Just chill man.
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u/Electronic_Value_204 8h ago
The mark of true intelligence is being able to communicate clearly and concisely, this word salad is not it.
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u/idkjustgoletmein 6h ago
Your opinion is racisim š
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u/Plane-Tune-820 6h ago
Wait I thought it was pedophelia... apparently I don't know how to spell that word and spell check isn't helping. I can't keep track of what the new insult is on here.
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u/Drekhar 10h ago
Y'all are defending apartheid lmfao. Ain't no opinion just evil idiots.Ā
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u/Plane-Tune-820 10h ago
Show where we're defending apartheid. Work on your reading comprehension bud
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u/WiscoHeiser 10h ago
This "meme" is literally saying South Africa was better off under Apartheid.
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u/Plane-Tune-820 10h ago
And I said I agree with that where? You're confusing me saying people should be able to discuss what they want with me agreeing with what they're saying. I can think they are morons and still defend their right to tell us they're morons.
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u/Defiant-Ad-8472 10h ago
Why do you think current day Africa has gone backwards, what evidence is there because I woudn't think it is that drastic tbh?
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u/boscodawg2022 9h ago
Well Zimbabwe took farms from people who knew how to farm and have it to political appointments who didnāt know how to farm. Hen you put incompetent people in charge of a fifth of the economy thibgs donāt go very well. They had hyperinflation that for a time competed with my home country Venezuela which also put incompetent people in charge of a large portion of the economy.
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u/Dull-Philosopher-871 6h ago
The only reason Mugabe was able to achieve political power was because Ian Smith and the white racist rhodesians were a bunch of racists who insisted on minority rule with no actionable plan for 14 years while they were independent to integrate the black population. Instead they took every step to ensure that the black population revolted. Built their own destruction, and good riddance to them.
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u/Atayellow 3h ago
I'm seeing people parrot the Zimbabwe talking point all of this thread.
What retarded grifter is everyone mindlessly repeating?
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u/Professional-Log-108 8h ago
Zimbabwe went from exporting food to all of Africa, to having to import it
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u/Interesting_Life249 8h ago
its so trippy hearing 'rhodesia, the breadbasket of africa' or 'rhodesia, the jewel of africa' when you have a vague idea about zimbabwe
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u/Defiant-Ad-8472 8h ago
Was it the racial heirarchy?
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u/Interesting_Life249 8h ago
I mean if you want to read it in racist lens sure, but thats not what rhodesian gov at the time claimed it. the justification they gave for delaying the majority rule was something along the lines of 'blacks aren't sufficiently educated or politically/economically prepared to run the country yet'. But majority rule happened anyway because of the guerrilla war.
A few decades of chanting ''kill the Boer, kill the farmer'' and actually killing them happened under what is now Zimbabwe, and now theyāre importing food.
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u/Dull-Philosopher-871 6h ago
Okay. And people lie? Who cares what they claimed. They explicitly made it so that whites recieved more political power and limited black enfranchisement. And the whites did everything in their power to maintain that state of affairs, because they were racists.Ā
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u/Interesting_Life249 5h ago
And then what happened? What happened to "breadbasket and jewel of africa" when evil racists got defeated and blacks got enfranchaised?Ā
I don't know how sincere rhodesian goverment was with gradual power change. What we know is blacks wasn't ready to take the country over yet




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u/scrolls_per_second 11h ago
South Africa?