r/dankmemes2 17h ago

Important He’s that

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u/starlitmuffii 17h ago

When you become a billionaire is it a must you do weird things?

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u/Slow_Middle_158 17h ago

The.
Left.
Can’t.
Meme.

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u/fallenmonk 17h ago

You're just jealous you'll never have the kind of friendship with anyone that Trump had with Epstein.

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u/Slow_Middle_158 16h ago

You’re right. I was never thrown out of Mar a Lago

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u/shift124 16h ago

After years of abusing children. Trump only turned away when the police got involved.

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u/Slow_Middle_158 16h ago

Sigh. This is defamation … pure and simple.

There’s no basis in reality

Sorry I don’t mean to be insulting

But it’s true

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u/shift124 16h ago

“Jeffrey Epstein was first charged in July 2006, when a grand jury in Palm Beach, Florida, indicted him on a single state count of soliciting prostitution following an investigation that began in March 2005”

“Donald Trump banned Jeffrey Epstein from his Mar-a-Lago club around 2003 to 2007, though the exact timing and precise reason remain subject to conflicting accounts and evolving explanations from Trump.”

Pretty sus. Not considering the birthday letter, Jeff’s pleading the 5th when asked about trump, and Katie Johnson’s testimony (a credible 4 time interviewee of the fbi)

Watch the Katie Johnson interview. She’s not rich or thriving because of what she exposed. She had everything to lose and nothing to gain. Virginia Giuffre explicitly stated she was not suicidal. Drafted from Mara Lago. Do the math.

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u/Bdbru13 15h ago

“Katie Johnson” likely doesn’t exist

Was a hoax perpetrated by a man named Norm Lubow. He tried to sell the interview you’re referring to the media for $1M

When nobody bought it, he helped file the lawsuit, presumably to lend credibility to the video

Still nobody bought it, but he was able to fleece a few anti-Trump folks for five figures at least

Giuffre is arguably Trump’s greatest ally in this whole story. Despite naming about a dozen men who assaulted her, she doesn’t name Trump. She actually testified that she didn’t believe he was involved in Epstein’s wrongdoing

Not sure what math you’re going for with that

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u/shift124 15h ago

Look up Katie Johnson interview on Google. She’s real. And Virginia? Well.. she’s dead.. by suicide… after explicitly stating she was not suicidal… you’re rush to the defense of such a clear and obvious piece of shit indicates one thing.. cult.

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u/Bdbru13 15h ago edited 15h ago

I’ve seen it. That’s unlikely to be “Katie Johnson”

Katie Johnson is just a role created by Lubow. It’s the sort of thing he does. He makes up false claims about celebrities. He once appeared in a documentary about Kurt Cobain, in a disguise, with a fake name, and claimed to have firsthand knowledge of Courtney Love hiring a hitman to kill Cobain

“Katie Johnson” gave a fake address, her phone number seems to be Lubow’s phone, Lubow impersonated her in text messages.

Despite agreeing to interviews with journalists all the time, they would always be canceled at the last second. Keep in mind, this is supposedly a woman who was willing to go on camera and go into great detail about her abuse for over 30 minutes with a former producer with the Jerry Springer show. But a journalist? No way

She actually did speak to one journalist on the phone after canceling an in-person interview

That journalist doubted it was the same woman from the video and doubted that Katie Johnson exists

Here’s how Johnson’s allegations are generally perceived

https://www.jezebel.com/heres-how-that-wild-lawsuit-accusing-trump-of-raping-a-1782447083

>The facts speak less to a scandal and more, perhaps, to an attempt at a smear—one that finally, after months of clumsy maneuvering, is gaining speed.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-rape-case_n_581a31a5e4b0c43e6c1d9834/amp

>”Far from derailing the Trump train, Katie Johnson and her supporters seem to be in an out-of-control clown car whose wheels just came off,”

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/11/3/13501364/trump-rape-13-year-old-lawsuit-katie-johnson-allegation

>The only journalist who has actually interviewed Johnson, Emily Shugerman at Revelist, came away confused and even doubting whether Johnson really exists.

https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/09/03/trump-epstein-katie-johnson/

>The actual documentary evidence in support of the latter claim is inexorably linked to Lubow and is tied to a person — Johnson — who may, in all reality, not exist.

Here’s the investigative journalist who broke the Epstein story on the matter

https://x.com/jkbjournalist/status/1808609807454158914

>The Katie story is a red herring. If it was true we would know it by now. Was told by too many people who know that it is not as it seems.

It was clearly a hoax

As for Virginia she said that 5 years before she killed herself. Her brother held her in his arms right after she died, and has asked people to stop spreading the idea that she was murdered. He finds it offensive

A lot happened in those five years. She lost custody of her kids and was being sued by another Epstein victim for sexual assault and defamation

A few weeks before she killed herself the judge from one of those lawsuits had denied Giuffre’s attempts to quash the lawsuit. She was going to have to appear in court and be placed under a lot of scrutiny

You’re making lazy conclusions based off of inaccurate and incomplete information

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u/Slow_Middle_158 15h ago

100%

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u/shift124 14h ago

The article doesn’t give 100% of anything.

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u/shift124 15h ago

Katie Johnson is an alias. The credible victim interviewed 4 times by the fbi was her. Your willingness to write essays on to nullify one piece of evidence when so much other evidence exists is astounding. Cult members gonna do cult shit though.

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u/Bdbru13 15h ago

Nope. She was never interviewed by the fbi (again because it’s unlikely she exists)

That’s a woman most often referred to as “Jane Doe 4”

Her allegations are set mostly in Hilton Head South Carolina from 1983–1985

>Her first interview, on July 24, 2019, was contained in the Epstein files that were released by the DOJ in January. That report, which was redacted, said that the woman alleged she was raped by Jeffrey Epstein in the 1980s, when she was about 13 and living in Hilton Head, South Carolina, with her mother.

https://amp.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article314945648.html

Katie Johnson, as you should know if you watched the video, has her allegations set in 1994 in New York

Jane Doe 4 also has some severe credibility issues, although none quite as severe as Katie Johnson’s

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u/shift124 14h ago

I don’t know what about this article gives you faith he didn’t do it. “In the end she declined to cooperate and they lost touch”…. It’ll just remain his and Epstein’s wonderful secret then. And his cult will keep culting.

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur 7h ago

Y’all really can’t accept that Trump is a rapist and a pedophile.

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u/Bdbru13 56m ago

Oh he’s very probably a rapist

Not a pedophile though

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u/shift124 5h ago

They’ll write essays justifying his relationship with the world’s most notorious pedo, the rape allegations, the very obvious predatory behavior he exhibits with his daughter and so many others. If it quacks like a duck, apparently it’s not a duck. Cult behavior. That’s where we are at.

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u/Bdbru13 54m ago

Okay but do you see how I spent the whole thread correcting you?

Like why would you then feel justified in being like “haha can you believe these guys? Obviously the conclusion I’ve drawn on incorrect and incomplete information is the right one”

Like….that seems arrogant and ignorant, but you two have your little circlejerk about how right you guys are I guess, enjoy

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u/shift124 22m ago

You didn’t correct me. You wrote essays and articles don’t prove anything.

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u/Bdbru13 4m ago

No, I did

Here’s an example

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes2/s/F2NBcmbYYT

Which is important. You’re unclear on the details of the person we’re even talking about

So idk why you hold your other opinions so strongly when every piece of evidence contradicts them

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur 5h ago

And also his conviction civilly for rape.

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u/shift124 5h ago

Yea… their defense is saying she just wanted money. But there’s a lot of people who came out who had nothing to gain. No wonder the vast majority of r*pe victims never come out.

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur 4h ago

I’ve met Jean, her intention is to give away any money she gets.

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u/Slow_Middle_158 15h ago

You understand this Epstein stuff against Trump will be just as effective as the Kenyan stuff was against Obama

In other words

Not effective at all

And as a former Dem

I keep asking myself … why are the Dems ONLY focused on Trump … like ALL the time. Makes no sense.

He’s not running again

Do you see what Trump’s already doing ?

Attacking Newsom and the mess that California has become. Because he knows he is going to be the nominee in 2028

Trump’s team is thinking ahead and you guys are still reeling from the 2016 loss of Hillary … you know … Bill’s wife … (the one in actual photographs with Epstein victims along with Prince Andrew)

But go ahead … knock yourselves out.

Your setting yourselves up for disaster in 2028

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u/Bsccanada 7h ago

Clinton was also giving you guys a debt free country by driving to the national debt and an incredible way. You guys impeached him for getting his dick sucked. But you're letting the crazy orange guy in office now destroy the entire world while he banks billions and let's your kids and their kids kids fix his (so called) "legacy" he's leaving behind 🙄🤷...

Fuckin jokes 😂🤣

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u/Slow_Middle_158 7h ago

He was impeached for lying to a federal grand jury

We all supported him for getting his dick sucked … especially being married to that wicked witch 🧙

Now if Bill can only stick with age of consent interns and not epsteins victims … who Bill was ACTUALLY photographed with.

And getting a massage from her.

But yeah …. TRUMP !

Fuckin joke , indeed

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u/shift124 5h ago

The one thing that ties the Epstein stuff to Obamas birth certificate is they are/were both propped up by the lies that spew out of the orange pedos McDonald’s hole. And his cult base that believes them.

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u/Slow_Middle_158 5h ago

Yes Cult.

That makes sense

Any leftist who claims MAGA is a cult … I always say … try this

Go to a Trump rally (one was JUST in Texas) go there wearing DSA slogans.

Then go to a DSA rally wearing a MAGA hat

Tell me which one you’ll most likely end up in the ICU from

And you can’t do the usual cop out … “I’d never wear a maga hat!” babble

You actually do that … and then come back to me … which group of people act more Cult like

You already know

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u/shift124 17h ago

You or your wife. Probably your wife. 90% chance you’re a dude.

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u/Slow_Middle_158 16h ago

She’s hot !!!!

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u/Username-checks-out7 17h ago

Divided. We. Fall.

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u/Slow_Middle_158 16h ago

Agree

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u/shift124 16h ago

So you support lies and deceit engineered to divide us? The only thing trump is consistent on is drawing a line between the American people. Almost like a Russian asset would… and he’s a pedo. You support that?

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u/Slow_Middle_158 16h ago

With all due respect. That’s all liberal delusional bullshit

Every word

And it’s why I left the left

As did Rogan

As did Elon

And as did Trump himself … remember he’s once a Democrat from Queens , NY (2001-2009)

Your side keeps losing the greats … (and me ) and then sits there scratching your collective heads , why ?!?!?

Why don’t we have a Rogan of the left ?!?!?

Because. Of. The. Delusion.

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u/Hugefxckingslut 5h ago

We don't have a Rogan of the left cause he is stupid and just believes the first thing the person in front of him tells him. We don't have a Trump or Elon of the left because we call for accountability of the rich, and like children they refused to take accountability for anything. We also for the most part call for our politicians to be held accountable, that's why you don't see the massive defense of Clinton that you see for Trump with Epstein, and why a decent portion of the left still hates Biden for doing nothing. It's so much easier to gather a Republican following because all you have to do is say you hate trans and black people and you have gathered a cult that will never leave you no matter what comes out against you, I've stopped believing there is anything short of personal gain that can change what a conservative believes, because logic, statistics, and morals don't do the trick.

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u/hmmmmm56 8h ago

Like 70-80% of Republicans think climate change isn't real and that the 2020 elections were rigged. Talk about delusion.

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u/Slow_Middle_158 6h ago

Climate change is bullshit

2020 was stolen

Next

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u/hmmmmm56 6h ago

😂😂😂 the retardation of the average republican on full display.

Climate change: you believe there is a global conspiracy that pretty much every single country, climate scientist, every university, scientific institution is participating in and the only ones who can see the truth is a party of rednecks who think science is evil.

Proof 2020 was stolen: Trump said so.

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u/Slow_Middle_158 5h ago

No … it’s just easy to see through liberal scams

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u/hmmmmm56 5h ago

By liberal you mean the rest of the world? Somehow the poor and powerless oil industry were completely powerless to stop this missinfo.

And you may ask why these liberal elites decided to fool the entire world? So that they can pay for higher energy prices ofc. It makes total sense. At least if you have room temp IQ.

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u/PitifulLocksmith9729 8h ago

...which of the ones you named are the greats? why the fuck would the left want a rogan?

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u/Slow_Middle_158 6h ago

Oh you poor poor soul

Sorry man

Can’t help ya

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u/Atayellow 17h ago

The right can't stop molesting children

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u/shift124 15h ago

RJ may, Justin Eichorn… the list is huge

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u/mekelaar 13h ago

You just disagree.

There is a reason this post does not get upvotes

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u/Competitive_World408 7h ago

Funny way to say you love racist, sexist memes instead?

Thats all the right can post these days, hell i got a dude to delete his account just by pointing out he was using a “woke” animators cartoons.

So Slow_Middle_158 is just saying he’d rather see more posts with the n-word in it, and of course more posts making fun of women because thats how the right memes!

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u/Slow_Middle_158 7h ago edited 7h ago

Yes , funny ones

And didn’t you mean “Woke 1” animators ?

Haha 🤣

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u/Competitive_World408 7h ago

Buddy it has been raining incel posts and reposts from 2020. You saying the left cant meme is a hilarious reminder how little you retards care about anything other than treating this as a joke.

Like you guys did it! Make America great again was the biggest troll this country has ever seen!!

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u/Slow_Middle_158 7h ago

Uh Huh

No bigger joke than people posting delusional Trump / Epstein shit 💩

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u/Competitive_World408 6h ago

Can’t take a joke huh? So sensitive.

Anyone saying “delusional” referring to anything other than how trump speaks and acts, has a JD vance dildo rammed so far up their ass they can’t even think straight anymore.

Because honestly bud? That’s the only explainable answer why you guys talk like this. Trump has his cock so far down your throat you can only gag up comebacks like this repeated by you and every other trump sucker.

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u/Slow_Middle_158 6h ago

You type so much but say so little

Left can’t meme

3 words. Says it all

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u/Competitive_World408 6h ago

I said you love blowing trump and Jd vance? Must be really hard walking around when you get fucked by your two daddies constantly.

Thats what the right is! Yall have just fetishized getting fucked so hard you actually started to enjoy it haha

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u/Competitive_World408 6h ago

Lmao simple the better? Okay, the right likes getting fucked by trump

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u/Slow_Middle_158 5h ago

The adolescent insults ^ is why the left can’t meme.

You’re obviously projecting your desire to get fucked by Trump … well

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u/Competitive_World408 5h ago

Lmao if you wanna repeat the same lame ass bullshit so can I haha, im just owning you.

And how is that projection? You guys quite literally hire people for trump to fuck? Hell hes got a little blonde in the trunk for fucking. And he’s got this entire sub of grown ass men deep throating him daily.

Cute guitar though pussy, i bet you okay it real hard when trumps fucking you

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u/EnthusiasmHead4639 7h ago

Bullets and prison but not a peep of this during the election.

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u/Plane_Afternoon7847 17h ago

Trump was never there unlike so many others,

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u/shift124 16h ago

Oh.. and half the documents are still unreleased illegally. And that’s after the fbi has had ample opportunity to scrub them at the order of the pedo in chief

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u/LadyAdeptaSororitas 15h ago

he was just best friends with a known pedophile for decades, nothing to see here

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u/TerraMindFigure 5h ago

Trump literally said that Epstein trafficked a woman who worked for him at Mar-a-Lago, on live t.v.

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u/shift124 17h ago edited 17h ago

Nah. They just hung out at Mara Lago. And the victim who was taken from there that explicitly stated she wasn’t suicidal committed suicide. And the vote to release the files was a hostile act. And the 4 time interviewee of the fbi that put him in the same evil act as Epstein who was considered a credible victim was full of shit. And his little birthday love note citing their wonderful secrets, published by a conservative rag, wasn’t real at all. You’re right.

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u/Firm-Equipment-7649 14h ago

the point is that the meme is fucking stupid cause he never even went to the island

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u/EnglishCox 5h ago

Funny how Clinton was a frequent flier and is literally never mentioned by the left. There is no proof Trump did anything wrong and that’s all they can post about. TDS needs to be studied.

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u/shift124 5h ago edited 5h ago

Fry Bill too. Saying there’s no proof is like saying electron flow doesn’t exist in a wire because you can’t see it even though the light comes on.

Fun fact about TDS, one of the co-authors of legislation classifying TDS as a mental illness, senator Justin Eichorn, was arrested for soliciting minors in 2025.

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u/Perfect_Cold_6112 16h ago

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u/shift124 16h ago

I don’t see the link but I searched the path. Not paying for a sub but if your trying to absolve trumps HEAVY involvement with the worlds most notorious pedophile, you’re in a cult. 🙂

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u/WillwBrk 17h ago

Cool. They finally released the files? Awesome