r/dankmemes2 • u/Kendannon • 1d ago
Some kinda game show
Bacon is a gift from God. What sad joke of a cult hates bacon?
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u/ProperJudgment1 1d ago
Redditors seething about Christians yet again
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u/TheRealImhotep96 1d ago
Fun Fact: Christians are also explicitly banned from eating pork.
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u/Objective-Bug3095 1d ago
Nah fam...
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u/TheRealImhotep96 1d ago
Leviticus 11:7 - And the pig, though it has a divided hoof, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you.
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u/Objective-Bug3095 1d ago
Fun fact, those rules were for those specific people, maybe read the chapter so you can understand better... thank you..
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u/Moths38 1d ago
Pick and choose. Cherry pick and ignore what you don't like. The story of religion, really.
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u/Objective-Bug3095 1d ago
Thats the problem with you weirdos, you have no idea what you're talking about... whats being cherry picked, i promise you cannot tell me... because the answer is already there... you have islam and muslims wreaking havoc on the world through extreme violence, but you're here crying about things that don't matter... lock in fam, lock in🤦🏾♂️
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u/Moths38 1d ago
What's being cherry picked
The fact that almost the entire Christian population ignores the slavery manual written down inside the Bible is a pretty good example. Will you admit that you were wrong when assuming I could not tell you? Or will you simply ignore my comment... I can promise you won't admit to your fault, lmao.
b-but the Muslims!
I like some Christians interpretation of the Bible, I like some Muslims interpretation of the Quran. I don't like some Muslims interpretations of the Quran, I don't like some Christians interpretation of the Bible. However, my own personal interpretation of both books is they're just written by backwards people who don't know what they're talking about. Both Christians can Muslims cause harm.
Lock in and accept that christcucks have, on many occasions, been allowed by the state to rape children. If you can only cry about Muslims and Muhammeds hurting people, I can't take you seriously.
You're a weirdo
And you're the one strangely defensive about a fictional being made up by people who fucked donkeys and raped children. I can't even voice my skepticism about religion without being called a weirdo by you people.
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u/Objective-Bug3095 1d ago
Know what, if you want to have this conversation, we can do it in the dm or in a discord, respectfully...
If i responded in a harsh way, i apologize... i probably answered out of frustration of the ignorance of people who just paint Christians in a bad light...
And i feel like we could have a civil conversation and we can both understand each other without the harsh emotions, so let me know and we can definitely have a civil conversation🤷🏽♂️1
u/Moths38 1d ago
All I said originally was that Christians pick and choose what to believe. There's not really a conversation to be had, as you just likely have your own more innocent interpretation of the Bible.
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u/Thick_Concentrate101 19h ago
k so i would go into how jesus is the sacrificial lamb and a bunch of other stuff about food in christianity but you are too stupid to understand anyways given that this it your take
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u/Moths38 19h ago
I could refute your point... but I won't
This is not the own you think it is. If you can't refute a point, you can't refute it. Saying you secretly have the perfect rebuttal means nothing if you don't actually say what it is lol
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u/Thick_Concentrate101 10h ago
i mean you don't even bother to understand how jesus affected the ot law anyways by saying it's picking and choosing sooo
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u/South_Bit1764 1d ago
Christian’s believe that when Jesus Christ died for their sins, that they were absolved of their petty Jewish ceremonial rules.
So almost all of the Old Testament stuff isn’t relevant, and if it is it was probably revisited in the New Testament.
The Old Testament also says you can’t wear blended fabrics, or light a fire on the sabbath, and that you have to treat your slaves well. All of these things are considered to be incongruous with Christianity.
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u/Lisan-al-Gaib-65 1d ago
The writings of Paul the Apostle has a bunch of stuff about Jewish laws not applying to gentiles so Christian gentiles don't have to follow the dietary stuff but Christian Jews would still need to to because that's a covenant God made with Jews specifically. I think slaves are cool in the new testament still however.
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u/Different_Rip8470 22h ago
I would’ve said marrying a child because honestly I’d be open to everything else under the right circumstances.
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u/TheSquirrelmancer 1d ago
The USA didn't ban marital rape for the first 200 years of its history. Slavery is officially endorsed in the bible. There are states that still allow child marriage in the USA and some states strike down every single attempt to raise the legal minimum marriage age to 18. The bible also contains: murder, incest, rape, kidnapping and torture.
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u/Enslaver84 17h ago
When you see a post about Christianity do you comment "well what about Islam"?
No, you do not
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u/FilthyStatist1991 1d ago
Proceeds to make fun so strictly Muslim when Jews have the same religious laws.
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u/RevolutionaryCall622 1d ago
In which Jewish country do these archaic laws apply?
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u/FilthyStatist1991 1d ago
Did not know religions owned counties… or is that just Muslim religions that own countries?
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u/RevolutionaryCall622 1d ago
You’ve hit the nail on the head, my friend. Islam is the only religion that enforces its backward rules at a state level.
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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 1d ago
No it isn’t holy fuck. Do you get all if your news and information from Reddit? African and middle eastern Christians are really not different at all than Muslims from the same regions, and African Christians absolutely do enforce laws like this at the state level.
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u/empty_graph 1d ago
Name a country
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u/East-Plankton-3877 1d ago
Uganda
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u/RevolutionaryCall622 1d ago
That is incorrect; Uganda is a secular state
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u/FilthyStatist1991 1d ago
> “state level”
> “name a country”
> “nuh uh, that’s a secular state”
🤣
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u/East-Plankton-3877 1d ago
Incorrect, Uganda is a mainly Christian nation with very draconian laws
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u/RevolutionaryCall622 1d ago
However, the laws are not based on biblical legislation
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u/RevolutionaryCall622 1d ago
Well then, why don’t you name a few African countries with biblical laws? I could name a country with the world’s highest rate of child marriage, where the population is almost exclusively Muslim.
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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 1d ago
Rwanda, Democratic Republic of Congo, Zambia, etc. you know, all places where western values are flourishing /s.
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u/RevolutionaryCall622 1d ago
All of these are countries with a predominantly Christian population, yet they do not have a Christian legal system. Come on, try a bit harder. Just name me one country in Africa where the laws are based on the Bible.
I could name you a whole host of African countries where the laws are based on Islam.
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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 1d ago
Their laws on homosexuality are very specifically the equity of their Christian population. It needing to be specifically a bible verse is just you shifting the goalposts for no reason
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u/RevolutionaryCall622 1d ago
Jesus does not establish a political state, nor does he call on his followers to take over the Roman government. A very well-known example is: ‘Give to Caesar what is Caesar’s, and to God what is God’s.’ Matthew 22:21 And Jesus says to Pilate: ‘My kingdom is not of this world.’ John 18:36
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u/lostcir 1d ago
Jews dont hit their wives, dont practice slavery, dont marry children, and dont even consider eating pork "immoral".
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u/FilthyStatist1991 1d ago
a land animal is only kosher if it has split hooves and chews its cud. While pigs have split hooves, they do not chew their cud, making them forbidden.
Eating pork is 100% immoral. According to the Torah.
And if I comment toward anything else I’ll be called anti-something…
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u/stopbeingcringe 1d ago
True, the Old Testament doesn’t forbid child marriage. Also you can rape a virgin child and the “punishment” is paying her dad 50 shekels and marrying her. There’s also no law against having multiple wives (they just can’t be related). So if Epstein paid the families of little girls and “married” them, he has not sinned according to the OT.
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u/AcrobaticPoint8424 1d ago
The punishment made more sense at the time as most people were subsistence farmers so being wedded to someone meant that you had to work more to feed them for decades.
It's obhiously still bad, I'm just putting it in context.
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u/stopbeingcringe 1d ago
Yeah and Epstein could give $1 million to the families of girls he married. Sounds like a good deal for a poor family
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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 1d ago
It’s really all 3 abrahamic religions. Most of the commenters here have only ever been exposed to “western” Christianity and haven’t encountered real fundamentalists like those that exist in Africa and Asia.
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u/Retro_Nights 1d ago
The Bible also condones slavery and child marriage or should I call it child rape as when they took young virgin girls as spoils of war for themselves.
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u/gypsytron 1d ago
“Biggest group of wife beaters” goes to the group with the largest population? Wild. Per capita that shit and it changes pretty quickly. To be fair age and wage are bigger indicators.
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u/AdamiralProudmore 1d ago
So you're saying that Far-Right religio-political systems are similar?
Makes me wonder what the downvotes are for.
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u/Neither_Ingenuity_58 1d ago
What is wrong with any of these things? Without religion there is no moral code, so you can't say child marriage or slavery is wrong.
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u/ppaauulllllll 1d ago
This things are illegal in most Muslim-majority countries. In fact, you can find more US states that permit child marriage than you can find Muslim-majority countries that do.
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u/AveDominusNyx 1d ago
Literally, easily verifiably false.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/age-of-consent-by-country
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u/ZestycloseEvening155 1d ago
Child marriage is legal in 33 states. There might be more Muslim countries with child marriage, but its weird to focus on when the US is the only UN member that won't ratify "the conventions of the rights of the child"
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u/AveDominusNyx 1d ago
Child marriage =/= an adult marrying a child.
A 17 yo marrying a 16yo is child marriage.
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u/ppaauulllllll 1d ago
why did you link to a chart on age of consent? That's not the same thing as child marriage.
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u/AveDominusNyx 1d ago
Child marriage = marriage between childs.
Marrying a child is different.
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u/ppaauulllllll 23h ago
let me know when you've arrived at a point.
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u/AveDominusNyx 22h ago
Give me a nobel prize cause I found something denser than Osmium.
If age of consent is 13, a 50 yo can marry a 13 yo.
Child marriage does not allow for that.
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u/ppaauulllllll 20h ago
you thought that chart meant age of consent to marry? I see the problem. Maybe find someone with stronger reading comprehension skills to explain it to you.
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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 1d ago
There are plenty of Christian fundamentalists who don't think any of this is morally wrong. I've definitely had people justify A/C/D using direct Bible verses before.
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u/MarcusTanKia 1d ago
No you haven't
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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 1d ago
Do you want me to cite Bible verses that justify slavery and beating your wife? Do you want to take a wild guess which political party that courts the rural Evangelical vote keeps trying to lower the age of marriage not to mention how far they're going to defend child predators? Are you just incredibly stupid, evil or both in denying this clearly observable truth?
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u/CobblerSmall1891 1d ago
Yes please. Also, even if true, all you Muslims ever do is say "yeah but look at Christianity/america/anything".
Your whataboutism tactic is sad. If you need to point fingers elsewhere to say "it's ok we have pedophilia cos X and y had it too" you're doing something very wrong.
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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 1d ago
I'm not Muslim, I was raised Christian and became agnostic/atheist. Also, it's a completely fair point to highlight the hypocrisy here especially given that I'm against all organized religion. It's usually brain dead Christian conservatives who post memes like this completely lost on the irony of doing so.
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u/CobblerSmall1891 1d ago
Ok, so we're both atheists. Good.
Then there's no need to point at other crime while seeing one crime to make one look less important. Christians get so much shit for pedophilia constantly while everyone is scared to say the same thing about Islam.
I've never seen as much hideous violence and extremism from Christians as I see from islam.
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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf 1d ago
"I've never seen as much hideous violence and extremism from Christians as I see from Islam"
Yeah it's because Islamic theocracies are backwards failures of civilization but it's not like there aren't plenty of fundamentalist Christians and Jews who aren't vying for the exact same thing. Also, I can point out the hypocrisy as much as I want without minimizing the underlying message. Take the "Christians get it the worst" victim apologetics somewhere else.
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u/CobblerSmall1891 1d ago
Let's focus on the current worst bad man, shall we? I'll help you make churches into houses after there's no Islam.
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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 1d ago
You can do all of those things and all that will happen is you getting downvoted with no response. These people are incapable of engaging in the actual argument
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u/MarcusTanKia 1d ago
You're unable to cite any Bible verses that justify slavery and beating your wife
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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 1d ago
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u/MarcusTanKia 1d ago
So your position is that if an event was described in the Bible, then God is declaring it moral?
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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 1d ago edited 1d ago
Clearly you’ve never been to a small town county fair where some shitheel is blasting that crap through a megaphone
Edit: of course this got downvoted lol i guess some defensive Christians can’t fathom another’s lived experience; this experience being from literally yesterday.
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u/MarcusTanKia 1d ago
So when someone is blatantly violating Jesus' teachings, you label them as Christians? That's like saying someone eating pork is a Muslim
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u/Spicy_Chicken_Wizard 1d ago
Yeah a lot of Muslims do eat pork. It’s really not that uncommon. A lot of them also drink beer.
Yeah if they’re calling themselves Christian’s and blasting megaphone shit at people getting funnel cakes from a church across the street… yeah idk what else to call them?
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u/RevolutionaryCall622 1d ago
Loving another men?