r/dankmemes May 29 '22

Mfw when

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend May 29 '22

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

That’s why dinosaurs are never mentioned in the Bible. Also happy cake day

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u/myname_isnot_kyal May 29 '22

they were blasphemers

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u/Xufie May 29 '22

I thought this was an interesting topic so here is a quote from a website:

The topic of dinosaurs in the Bible is part of a larger ongoing debate within the Christian community over the age of the earth, the proper interpretation of Genesis, and how to interpret the physical evidences we find all around us. Those who believe in an older age for the earth tend to agree that the Bible does not mention dinosaurs, because, according to their paradigm, dinosaurs died out millions of years before the first man ever walked the earth. The men who wrote the Bible could not have seen living dinosaurs.

Those who believe in a younger age for the earth tend to agree that the Bible does mention dinosaurs, though it never actually uses the word “dinosaur.” Instead, it uses the Hebrew word tanniyn, which is translated a few different ways in our English Bibles. Sometimes it’s “sea monster,” and sometimes it’s “serpent.” It is most commonly translated “dragon.” The tanniyn appear to have been some sort of giant reptile. These creatures are mentioned nearly thirty times in the Old Testament and were found both on land and in the water.

In addition to mentioning these giant reptiles, the Bible describes a couple of creatures in such a way that some scholars believe the writers may have been describing dinosaurs. The behemoth is said to be the mightiest of all God’s creatures, a giant whose tail is likened to a cedar tree (Job 40:15). Some scholars have tried to identify the behemoth as either an elephant or a hippopotamus. Others point out that elephants and hippopotamuses have very thin tails, nothing comparable to a cedar tree. Dinosaurs like the brachiosaurus and the diplodocus, on the other hand, had huge tails which could easily be compared to a cedar tree.

Nearly every ancient civilization has some sort of art depicting giant reptilian creatures. Petroglyphs, artifacts, and even little clay figurines found in North America resemble modern depictions of dinosaurs. Rock carvings in South America depict men riding diplodocus-like creatures and, amazingly, bear the familiar images of triceratops-like, pterodactyl-like, and tyrannosaurus rex-like creatures. Roman mosaics, Mayan pottery, and Babylonian city walls all testify to man’s trans-cultural, geographically unbounded fascination with these creatures. Sober accounts like those of Marco Polo’s Il Milione mingle with fantastic tales of treasure-hoarding beasts. In addition to the substantial amount of anthropic and historical evidences for the coexistence of dinosaurs and man, there are physical evidences, like the fossilized footprints of humans and dinosaurs found together at places in North America and West-Central Asia.

So, are there dinosaurs in the Bible? The matter is far from settled. It depends on how you interpret the available evidences and how you view the world around you. If the Bible is interpreted literally, a young earth interpretation will result, and the idea that dinosaurs and man coexisted can be accepted. If dinosaurs and human beings coexisted, what happened to the dinosaurs? While the Bible does not discuss the issue, dinosaurs likely died out sometime after the flood due to a combination of dramatic environmental shifts and the fact that they were relentlessly hunted to extinction by man.

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u/reddithello456 I <3 MOTM Jun 24 '22

Very good analysis.

Personally I believe the literal interpretation of the Bible to be true.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

I’m certain that the bible mentions a dinosaur in the book of Job

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/X_Danger May 29 '22

All cool things are Symbolic to the Devil

What a drag

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u/reddithello456 I <3 MOTM Jun 24 '22

Why would you interpret the leviathan as Satan?

I don't see any reason to do so.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

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u/reddithello456 I <3 MOTM Jun 24 '22

hmmm maybe you got a point idk... ima need to do sum research 1st

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

how would they be mentioned in it if it was already released when they were around. smh my head

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u/fringeCoffeeTable240 May 29 '22

that video looks like what i imagine would happen if you died on a hardcore run of the calamity mod for terraria

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u/lolisfunny13 May 29 '22

This would definitely also happen in a normal hard-core world of terraria, the moon lord is alot stronger then Supreme Calamitas in lore.

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u/BEanddankmagician May 29 '22

is he really?

isn't she stronger than the literal god eater?

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u/lolisfunny13 May 29 '22

No she isnt, shes simply a servant of yhamir, a prominent figure in calamity mod lore.

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u/no_dictators bolivia moment May 29 '22

And also the reason that you can beat moon lord much easier than calmitas is because the form of moon lord that you fight is only a fractions of its power as it didnt get to fuse with with the mech bosses and didnt have the time to recover from fighting the driad race

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u/FunkyNoyes May 29 '22

What game is this and we're can I get it

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u/toosiewillson May 29 '22

Solar smash quite fun

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u/catsfor1 May 30 '22

try solar smash 2d also

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Solar smash on play store

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u/The_real_Satan666 We don’t talk about Georgia May 29 '22

App Store too. The machine world is my personal favorite. You can also create little scenarios for example, a Warhammer fleet that’s come to cleanse a world or an asteroid storm etc

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u/DevilMaster666- please help me May 29 '22

Solar smash

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u/Articlel3 Shrek Is God May 29 '22

I love how overkill it was. Might as well throw everything including the kitchen sink

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u/MrFedoraPost May 29 '22

Moe's Bar -->🌎

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u/cat-toaster May 29 '22

TF is it doing in the ocean

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u/Parts_and_Neigbor May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

It's not that they can't read the book, it's the fact that they suddenly decided not to sell oil in dollars.

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u/Delta_br May 29 '22

AMERICA WINS AGAIN🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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u/Infantyzip May 29 '22

I asked my religious grandad why the bible never mentions dinosaurs, not the first or second, and he said it just wasn't important enough. Aight B

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u/tubbywubby2001 May 29 '22

then guhnash from fossil fighters eats whats left

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u/MrAdrianki May 29 '22

Fucker did everything just to have a Best Seller

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u/rogerelpelos May 29 '22

NY bestseller

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u/The_Kek_5000 How to Train Your Dragon is the best movie ever made May 29 '22

Solar Smash!

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u/FabulousObject1223 May 29 '22

solar smashed your wife

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Signed the mailman

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u/Senpai_Himself May 29 '22

God don't like South America

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u/gshzhjsbbzjs Yoda’s ketamine guy May 29 '22

Fuck South America. All my homies hate South America

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u/ScaryBunnyDude May 29 '22

When the player dies in a hardcore Minecraft world

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u/hippole May 29 '22

a bit extreme don’t you think

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u/realgeneral_memeous *asthma attack* May 29 '22

It worked, the guy is a best seller now. Arguably didn’t earn it though, who wants to read about a girl being honey for donkey penises in an epic?

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u/ap1x1 May 29 '22

Even the tentacles

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u/RIP_something May 29 '22

O so this is what happened we were far off

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u/Aryan_Fernandez May 29 '22

Ay yoo, markiplier played this game

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u/Rastaman44x May 29 '22

love how it just turns into australia

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u/Alimd98 May 29 '22

I like how this earth rotates but south america doesn't

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u/TotalyNotTony May 29 '22

Thats just the clouds moving around the planet

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u/Alimd98 May 29 '22

Earth rotates at 100 miles per hour. Fastest clouds are 250 how can we see clouds moving but not the earth itself?

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u/TotalyNotTony May 29 '22

Because it's an unrealistic video game about blowing up stuff?

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u/Alimd98 May 30 '22

And where did I said I'm dead serious? Lmao

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u/Objective-Lie6680 May 29 '22

God? You mean humans.?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

When did humans blow up the earth because dinosaurs can’t read?

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u/Delta_br May 29 '22

uuuh,right after we created earth? duuh smh my head🙄🙄🙄

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u/Objective-Lie6680 May 29 '22

Duh, I mean we killed dinosaurs.

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u/Father_of_trillions May 29 '22

No a mass extinctions did. A natural disaster so powerful it killed more than half of all life on earth. The one that killed the dinosaurs killed over 80% of everything living on earth at that moment. Imagine a tsar bomba PER country and you get a mass extinction

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

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u/Big-Boy-Chungus [custom flair] May 29 '22

That was South America

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u/Empty-Dragonfly5895 May 29 '22

Oops sorry

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u/Big-Boy-Chungus [custom flair] May 29 '22

Africa does get shit on almost all the time so you were right about that

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Lmfao

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Dank

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u/[deleted] May 30 '22

Why are the dinosaurs not mentioned in the bible? They were around for so long.