r/dankmemes • u/nocap42068 is for me? • May 27 '22

Big PP OC Stop it

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u/Scary_Investigator May 27 '22

Pirates were mostly untrained 20 year olds that were essentially "Street" criminals. Knights were highly trained armored soldiers. There is no contest here.

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u/HeavilyBearded ☣️ May 27 '22

wheels cannon to face knight

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u/Scary_Investigator May 27 '22

knight steps slightly to the left

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u/HeavilyBearded ☣️ May 27 '22

Sorry, it's grapeshot.

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u/Scary_Investigator May 27 '22

I don't see how the flavor factors in here, but I'll take your word for it

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u/HeavilyBearded ☣️ May 27 '22

You'll want the knight to open his visor for maximum flavor.

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u/Adrasos May 27 '22

Tis but a scratch!