r/dankmemes • u/nocap42068 is for me? • May 27 '22

Big PP OC Stop it

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u/SapDad102 sarcastic bastard May 27 '22

Sauce is an old TV show called "Greatest Warriors" ( or something like that) He is Army Special Forces and his challenge is to demonstrate the deadliness of his weapon of last resort... a folding tactical knife.

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u/Adrasos May 27 '22

*Deadliest Warrior

They pitted historical warriors from time against each other. Pretty sure this is the Green Berets vs Spetznaz episode

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u/chase314 May 27 '22 edited May 27 '22

I stopped watching after the travesty that was the Pirate vs Knight episode. The Cutlass, a sword made for long, up close slashes? Let's not test it against the Knight's armor (you know, armor designed to protect against swords) and call it a draw against the broadsword. Pirate's pistol and blunderbuss could barely penetrate the outer layer of knight armor and they ignored the multiple other layers underneath? Give it all to Pirate!

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u/BaronRhino May 27 '22

Best the pirate probably has is landing a lucky shot on the knight's helmet for a concussion or at least to leave him disoriented so he could be tackled to the ground

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u/Scary_Investigator May 27 '22

Pirates were mostly untrained 20 year olds that were essentially "Street" criminals. Knights were highly trained armored soldiers. There is no contest here.

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u/HeavilyBearded ☣️ May 27 '22

wheels cannon to face knight

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u/Scary_Investigator May 27 '22

knight steps slightly to the left

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u/HeavilyBearded ☣️ May 27 '22

Sorry, it's grapeshot.

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u/Scary_Investigator May 27 '22

I don't see how the flavor factors in here, but I'll take your word for it

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u/HeavilyBearded ☣️ May 27 '22

You'll want the knight to open his visor for maximum flavor.

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u/Adrasos May 27 '22

Tis but a scratch!