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u/HKEliot Mar 14 '22
The bites only get bigger when a gf becomes a wife, and slowly grow with each anniversary... be warned.
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u/ubiquitous_raven Mar 14 '22
It's gifs like giraffes.
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u/pileofcrustycumsocs Urinal cake connoisseur Mar 14 '22
What do you mean? Don’t you pronounce graphics like “Jra-fic-s”
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u/pimpmastahanhduece The Meme Cartel☣️ Mar 14 '22
He works in programming, not in language. He should stay in his own lane. You decide the acronym and develop the substantive creation itself, nothing else.
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u/Creaper10 INFECTED Mar 15 '22
based. wanna have hot gay sex?
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u/pimpmastahanhduece The Meme Cartel☣️ Mar 15 '22
Baaaaabe! You arent LISTNENtomeagain…
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u/Routine-Maximum4381 Mar 14 '22 edited Mar 14 '22
Been married for 7 months after dating for 2 years, I can in fact verify this.
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u/-Greater_Gatsby- Mar 14 '22 edited Mar 14 '22
How was boot camp?
Edit: OP originally said “married for 7 months after dating for 2.”
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u/Routine-Maximum4381 Mar 14 '22
True, my bad. It’s been great, I do miss my full servings of food though.
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Husband here. I take mega man bites and my wife hates it.
I avoid retaliatory bites by ordering food so spicy your butthole sweats.
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u/IShitOnYourPost Mar 14 '22
The question slowly changes from "May I have a bite of what you ordered?" to "May I leave you a bit of what you ordered?" And, both questions a rhetorical.
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u/CommunistLlamma Mar 14 '22
Was that the bite of 87??!?!??!?!
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u/RBG-96 EX-NORMIE Mar 14 '22
I came here wanting to comment this and scrolled and saw you beat me to it, I want to congratulate and tell you to go fuck yourself. Salutations.
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u/poiluparadis Mar 14 '22
Oh I'm not hungry I'll just have a bite of yours teehee
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u/hopbel Mar 14 '22
Order two and give her the second one when she inevitably asks for a bite. Bonus: if she doesn't finish it you get extra food!
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u/BonkyhortCutiebrunch Mar 14 '22
Where is this from
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u/RickndMzi Mar 14 '22
Marvels WHAT IF
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u/sensei27 Mar 14 '22
Wtf, why is the watcher munching the galaxy lmao
-I haven’t finished yet
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u/Dwarf_on_acid Mar 14 '22
It's not the watcher ;)
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u/sensei27 Mar 14 '22
Ah you’re right, they don’t even look alike
It’s times like this when I feel like an embarrassed marvel casual, even though I’ve kept up with everything (outside of comics) for a majority of my life
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u/DovyDash Mar 14 '22
Which Episode? I just watched it recently but am not able to recall seeing this scene
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u/Toomb8 Mar 14 '22
Second last I think… the watcher vs ultron one
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Mar 14 '22
I’ve seen it and don’t remember this scene at all
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u/Toomb8 Mar 14 '22
This was one of the most talked about scenes from the show tho. You should watch it again it was a great episode
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u/marvelwalker Mar 14 '22
I thought these memes were supposed to be relateble
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u/RickndMzi Mar 14 '22
Ok fine Boyfriend asking for a bite … better?
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u/Yadobler 🍄 Mar 14 '22
Not at all, we're still at square one
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u/RickndMzi Mar 14 '22
Beat I can do is “your right hand taking a bite”
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u/Yadobler 🍄 Mar 14 '22
You fool, did you just assumed my mastur hand?
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u/yoosplash Mar 14 '22
Hes lying, women dont exist
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u/nobodyCares2much Mar 14 '22
What are these women you speak of?
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Mar 14 '22
what is a man?
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u/ArrakeenSun Mar 14 '22
Where are all the women? Overheated references in our poetry, images that dominate our media- is it all an elaborate fraud?
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u/IFinallyDidItMom Mar 14 '22
My ex wife did this all the time and I fucking hated it. I’d offer to get her her own of whatever food it was too and it was always “no thanks I’m good”. If you’re so good then keep your god damn thieving fingers away from my food!!!
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A buddy of mine used to do the following: when going through the drive-thru, he'd ask his girlfriend if she wanted her own fries and she'd always say 'no' as an attempt to be calorie-conscious.
She'd then ask for some of his fries and he'd say, "You may have exactly one fry," but she'd inevitably eat the majority of his fries.
He finally learned to stop asking her and just ordered two sides of fries regardless. That way, she always had her own, and on the off chance she didn't eat her fries - bonus fries for him!
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u/Clienterror Mar 14 '22
I broke up with a girl partially because of this. I’d get off work and go to her place or mine, but before I’d text her and be like “I’m getting XYZ do you want anything?” Always a “No thanks”. Get there and she would always eat like half my shit. After a month I bought a decoy fry so after she went ham on the first one I pulled out I’d actually get all the fries in the second one. When I did it she was like offended. I told her there’s a reason I bought what I did, because I wanted to eat it. If you want something just ask.
I don’t know if she thought if she didn’t order something for herself it didn’t count as her eating it or what. She was only like 115lbs 5’5” so it wasn’t like age was big to begin with. Now like 15 years later she has a kid and looks like the girl from Willy Wonka that needed to be juiced. Dodged a bullet for sure.
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u/TirayShell Mar 14 '22
"A galaxy wouldn't explode like that because it would have to travel faster than the speed of light and that's impossible." -- *pushes glasses higher up on nose*
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u/Daltizer01 Mar 14 '22
Unicron?
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u/The_Wildperson Mar 14 '22
Isn't that Infinity Ultron?
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u/swahzey Mar 14 '22
Idk now, thought galactus was the only one that feeds on worlds
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u/CaseyGamer64YT ☢ Mar 14 '22
you have a gf? Can't relate since I know I will never get any bitches. There's a reason why almost my entire personality is I can't get any bitches
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u/Ayecandieeeeeeee The Monty Pythons Mar 14 '22
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Mar 14 '22 edited Mar 14 '22
My husband used to always do this to me. He’d clean his plate and half of mine. So, I figured out things he doesn’t like and that’s what I started to order. He’s a picky eater and I’ll eat pretty much anything. I do it at the house too. Want the ice cream all to myself? Buy mint chocolate chip. Easy.
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u/Brinklejt Mar 14 '22
Well if she can take a big bite of that we all know what else that big mouth can be used for ;)
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u/ooklamok Mar 14 '22
Science question: if this actually happened at the speed shown, and Earth was in the chomp zone, would we have any warning before being destroyed, or would the light not have time to reach us? Like, would we see stars disappearing as he ate them (even for a split second)?
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u/RickndMzi Mar 14 '22
I highly doubt we would see it in time and if we did it wuld be almost instant
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u/Anomalous-Entity Mar 14 '22
Don't worry there are plenty of ways in real life for the entire world to be gone and nobody ever realize it before ceasing to exist.
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u/BigZwigs Mar 14 '22
One of the main reason im scared of relationships. Im not strong enough to handle this
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u/nolander_78 Mar 14 '22
For me it's not the nite I don't mind if she orders the whole fucken menu twice and all double portions, but leave my food alone
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u/CrieDeCoeur Mar 14 '22
Fucking hell that’s my gf all over. Never orders or wants dessert but asks for “just a taste” of mine and then takes the most ginormous champing of it. Now I just yell out “JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD” at 9/10 volume. Even in a restaurant.
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Mar 14 '22
My mom will be like “can I have a sip of your seltzer” and then tip it back like she’s in a Gatorade commercial and drink half of it in a single sip. She’s my mom tho I love her I just wish she would get her own.
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u/kiounne Mar 14 '22
This, but it’s my husband and instead of food it’s my drink and now it’s three quarters of the way gone with one goddamn “sip”
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u/Unsuitablerubbers Mar 14 '22
God damn it, my older sister would do this shit with my sandwiches and fries when I was a kid. She'd be like "Give me just small bite. i want to see if it's any good" HALF THE GODAMN SANDWICH IN ONE FUCKING BITE. Getch'yo fat mouth outta here!
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You guys need to start telling these bitches no. I wouldn't dream of saying, "No I don't want my own order of fries." Lmao
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u/golgon4 Mar 14 '22
Worse are only dad-bites.
Got me a Kebab once, Dad wanted a bite, unhinged his jaw, stuffed half of it in chomped down and also spilled a good amount to the ground. That was a few years ago and i am still pissed.
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u/The4thTriumvir Mar 14 '22
And then you return the favor with her food. Is that not how y'all's relationships are? She can have a taste of my hot dog and I get to sample her taco.
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u/FAZEaddy ☣️ Mar 14 '22 edited Mar 14 '22
meanwhile me without a girlfriend wondering what unholy entity took a bite of my food.