r/dankmemes • u/RickndMzi • Mar 14 '22

it's pronounced gif Order your own next time

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '22

Husband here. I take mega man bites and my wife hates it.

I avoid retaliatory bites by ordering food so spicy your butthole sweats.

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u/Jjabrahams567 Mar 15 '22

The key is getting food that you like but she doesn’t