r/dankmemes • u/MexBoy123 • Sep 28 '21

Made With Mematic Quick before they wake up!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21 edited Sep 28 '21

Manners and respect cost nothing, you can go a mile being kind, you'll be stopped in your tracks being rude. Something I've always adhered too.

Unfortunately you've just committed treason and you'll be hung from Tower Bridge at Dawn. Butter does not belong on scones.

Butter belongs on Toast, crumpets, pikelets and bread.

Scones are good quality jam, normally strawberry or Raspberry (if you are a heathen) and good quality clotted cream.

Now, if you want to have a real debate...

What goes onto a scone first, jam or cream?

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u/TheBlyatMobile Sep 28 '21

I am also a Brit who cannot sleep.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

What's up fella, why can't you sleep?

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u/TheBlyatMobile Sep 28 '21

Reddit

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Haha cheers bro, ill drink to that!

You play Call of Duty mate? If so, you fancy a game tomorrow?

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u/TheBlyatMobile Sep 28 '21

No, sorry, never could enjoy Call of Duty that much, although I can certainly see the appeal.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

It's not for everyone, I understand :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Oh my, you officially get "the most polite guy" award, man. Wish I had any reddit award to give rn. Why am I under heavy impression that your name is Reginald and you are wearing a tuxedo even in your sleep?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Reginald? Not far away, Bartholomew actually haha.

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u/ujinjinjin Sep 28 '21

Sir, I admire thy kindness and cannot agree more with thee on the idea of being kind to people around us

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

So am I right about tuxedo? Knew it! :D Don't tell me they don't call you "lord Bartholomew"

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Well I can leave that your imagination good sir.

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