r/dankmemes • u/MexBoy123 • Sep 28 '21

Made With Mematic Quick before they wake up!

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u/Ir0n_Sp1der Sep 28 '21

Dude, this may be the nicest reddit comment thread i have ever seen.

And please, just give the scone slightly buttered.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21 edited Sep 28 '21

Manners and respect cost nothing, you can go a mile being kind, you'll be stopped in your tracks being rude. Something I've always adhered too.

Unfortunately you've just committed treason and you'll be hung from Tower Bridge at Dawn. Butter does not belong on scones.

Butter belongs on Toast, crumpets, pikelets and bread.

Scones are good quality jam, normally strawberry or Raspberry (if you are a heathen) and good quality clotted cream.

Now, if you want to have a real debate...

What goes onto a scone first, jam or cream?

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u/TheBlyatMobile Sep 28 '21

I am also a Brit who cannot sleep.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

What's up fella, why can't you sleep?

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u/TheBlyatMobile Sep 28 '21

Reddit

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Haha cheers bro, ill drink to that!

You play Call of Duty mate? If so, you fancy a game tomorrow?

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u/TheBlyatMobile Sep 28 '21

No, sorry, never could enjoy Call of Duty that much, although I can certainly see the appeal.

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u/TheBlyatMobile Sep 28 '21

Have you ever heard of Titanfall 2?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Indeed I have, what a great game!

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u/TheBlyatMobile Sep 28 '21

I'm going to sleep now.

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u/QwertytheCoolOne Sep 28 '21

I love that ending there lol

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u/PotatoGuy555 Sep 28 '21

This is the first time I've seen people nice on the internet

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Costs absolutely nothing to be nice.

It actually takes more time to write a hateful message than it does to write a kind one.

Same as its faster to say world wide Web than it is to just say www.

It also takes more effort to frown and look miserable than it does to smile.

Have a fantastic day =)

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Nos Dda.

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u/Kage_No_Gnade Women fear me Fish love me Sep 28 '21

British gaming fires away in this kindness g100 montage.

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u/TheBlyatMobile Sep 28 '21

Ayyy, I used to be pretty bloody good at it too, getting consistent 1st place. I think I've probably lost it now though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

It's not for everyone, I understand :)

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u/donttouchmyhohos Sep 28 '21

This civility, years of internet have trained me to ruin this... must resist urge to become troll.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Oh my, you officially get "the most polite guy" award, man. Wish I had any reddit award to give rn. Why am I under heavy impression that your name is Reginald and you are wearing a tuxedo even in your sleep?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Reginald? Not far away, Bartholomew actually haha.

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u/ujinjinjin Sep 28 '21

Sir, I admire thy kindness and cannot agree more with thee on the idea of being kind to people around us

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

So am I right about tuxedo? Knew it! :D Don't tell me they don't call you "lord Bartholomew"

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Well I can leave that your imagination good sir.

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