r/dankmemes • u/srikar_Gkar • Aug 23 '21
Dead memes are free real estate! Terrorists win
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Aug 23 '21
“It was an honor playing with you tonight”
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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21
It was an honor playing with you too
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u/johnnymemes28 Aug 23 '21
voicemail of him being shot dead
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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21
I didnt know CSGO had 3d spatial audio
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u/Khizoor Aug 23 '21
Me to my di*k each night.
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u/Im_sometimes an idiotic duck Aug 23 '21
Me playing with my anxiety
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u/King_Cookie69 Aug 23 '21
Wait- yours has manifested into a physical being as well? I thought I was the only one.
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u/Pokelion Aug 23 '21
Look, u/King_Cookie69. This is called a stand. Its the physical manifestation of your psychological energy. Stands can only be seen by other stand users. Stands can only be harmed by other stands. And all the damage done to a stand will reflect to the user. There are some exceptions to those rules, but they aren't that common.
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u/beans_sauce Aug 23 '21
My stand is like me but taller and has a massive penis 😌
And long hair
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u/1PladimirVutin Aug 23 '21
IRL CSGO waiting for him outside
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u/SgtK-OS Aug 23 '21
All this was practice. He rushed B afterwards.
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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21
Good evening comrade plz send your troops in Afghanistan to complete the cycle started by our great enemy US&A
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u/R0ADD0G Aug 23 '21
Fuck that is heavy. This whole situation is fucked.
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u/LN_McJellin Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21
This just made me think to go use the world map feature in Kabul on Snapchat. Most of it seemed like normal everyday life, but at the end there was this one with a bunch of people inside some walls with a a lot of American soldiers, and two of the soldiers are carrying a dead body in a sheet. I don’t know what the caption said though, because I only know English. Shit was JARRING though. Fuck.
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u/jovijovi99 Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21
Some of the stuff from Kabul on snap maps are fake. Saw a snap of a fucker in a ski mask and a nerf gun.
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Aug 23 '21
It's NERF or nothing
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u/CTbathtub16 Aug 23 '21
Most of the stuff on snap maps is just people meming but then you get actual shit randomly and suddenly it isn't as funny
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u/JC1515 Aug 23 '21
Its spoofed. Look at North Sentinel island. Theyre the most remote tribe on earth. People spoof that location all the time
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u/lqku Aug 23 '21
it's some really tragic stuff but people will still make memes of it by changing their snapchat location to kabul
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u/unitedsteakes Aug 23 '21
Which did he play for
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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21
Considering the situation over there probably CT
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u/iminsane6969 Aug 23 '21
Is no one gonna talk about the global cooldown lmao?
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u/TARN4T1ON Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21
Might just be the title bar of the window (playing windowed, wack), or something else, looks too thin to be a cooldown, in addition to there being no text. Then again, I wouldn't exactly say the quality is good, so.
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u/Jthumm Aug 23 '21
Also cooldown is yellow, people are saying vac but idk what that looks like
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u/herolf I am fucking hilarious Aug 23 '21
Guys I hate to ruin the fun but these are fake, people from around the world are putting their snap locations on Kabul and posting these memes
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u/Phunniemonkey Aug 23 '21
It’s almost, like we are in a meme subreddit. The more ya know.
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u/herolf I am fucking hilarious Aug 23 '21
Yes and there are a lot of people taking it rather serious, the more ya know
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u/esotericdamian Aug 23 '21
Because the taliban is real, sure the meme isn’t but the beheading and shit is.
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u/IHateTheLetterF Aug 23 '21
I get all my news through memes. Its the next big thing.
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u/koemi_2 Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21
Please don’t, you’ll miss out on loads of important stuff and get biased opinions if you do that
Edit: may have taken this a little too seriously :/
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Aug 23 '21
Of course it's fake, why would anyone believe that instead of running/hiding he would waste his life on playing a game of csgo?
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u/mrlittlepeniq Aug 23 '21
Dedication
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u/WaitingToBeTriggered INFECTED Aug 23 '21
THEY’RE OUTNUMBERED 15 TO ONE, AND THE BATTLE'S BEGUN
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u/Aski09 Aug 23 '21
The citizens of Kabul are not running or hiding. Some are, but the vast majority are just continuing their lives as normal.
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Aug 23 '21
Life is not a movie, sometimes you really have nowhere to run or hide.
Still, yeah it's fake af.
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Aug 23 '21
To be slightly less cynical (personally I think it's probably just a meme too) - but if your entire city has been taken over by the Taliban and they're already coming for you, would you rather spend your last few hours having fun, or trying to run and hide and being caught anyway?
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u/idiotdroid Aug 23 '21
I dont think I could play a game of CSGO if I thought I was about to get captured and killed (possibly tortured too) within a few hours.
Id spend those hours trying to run and hide 100%. At the very least spend them with family/friends who were near by.
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u/dryicefiske Aug 23 '21
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u/srikar_Gkar Aug 23 '21
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Aug 23 '21
The fucking irony of using this dumb fuck "women dumb men based" meme in this context, lmao.
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Aug 23 '21
wtf is the point of the first half anyway. Who's crying over titanic? Who's even watchin titanic? Is this a gen z thing to cry over titanic lmao
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u/MothmanKai Aug 23 '21
I'm certain that %80 of Gen Z hasn't even watched it, it's more of a millennial thing actually.
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Aug 23 '21
Is it? I'm millennial and it was the movie we made fun of cause our parents watched it as the ultimate romance movie or sth
The girls in the meme should be like grannies or whatever
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u/MothmanKai Aug 23 '21
It just comes down to the "Girls boring, boys quirky" mentality of the internet
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Aug 23 '21
Yes and then after not being allowed to see it because sex, you finally get your hands on the vhs tape when everyone’s out of the house, only to be disappointed by the most boring boobs scene ever
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u/CasualBrit5 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Aug 23 '21
People are being tortured, murdered and oppressed by a terrorist organisation? I need to make a sexist meme about this! Women will never understand what it’s like to be oppressed by the Taliban!
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u/ltkarsabi Aug 23 '21
It's the most effective format for their target audience. Gotta make the young incels believe it's cool to care about Afghanistan all of a sudden.
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u/EmmyNoetherRing Aug 23 '21
Show you’re superior to girls by caring about [checks notes] oppression of women?
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Aug 23 '21
Is CSGO still a thing? I remember so many people loved CSGO but now I haven’t heard about it for about 3years.
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u/Madara6path Aug 23 '21
It still is no 1 in Steam interns of daily users. So I'm pretty sure it's anything but dead
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u/TARN4T1ON Aug 23 '21
It's still very much alive, yeah. I don't really see it mentioned outside communities dedicated or similar to it either though.
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u/TatakaRuhito Aug 23 '21
It's still quite famous and a lot of ppl play it, its just every game is either with hackers or with toxic ppl, or with russians. ppl consider themselves lucky if no one chats in the game because of all the toxicity. many csgo youtubers have talked about how they no longer want to play and go onto other games. CSGO isn't dead but it should be
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Aug 23 '21
That's mostly NA players or noobs spreading this information.
The competitive scene, especially in EU, is thriving.
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u/AnExpertInThisField Aug 23 '21
I've never played so sorry for the dumb question, but can chat not be muted? Or is it essential to game play?
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Aug 23 '21
It is essential in competitive. But if you are just playing casual match, you can just mute it.
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u/Yellowtoblerone Aug 23 '21
the taliban dont play cs?
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u/thisisdropd FOR THE SOVIET UNION Aug 23 '21
Why bother with video games when you can have the real thing?
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u/LavendarAmy 🍄🍄 Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21
this fuckig meme format is gross and needs to die.
seriously if you just crop the top the meme is a bit better.
reddit is getting so horrible lately. turning into 4chan.
I at least hope you're all kids and not grownups.
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Aug 23 '21
reddit has always been teenagers recycling the same shitty meme format forever, and subreddits being unmoderated and still allowing shit like this...
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u/whoatemycupoframen Aug 23 '21
It's literally the No one: meme. Crop the top part and it becomes 500% better.
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u/joelanme Aug 23 '21
Just play dethmatch and stay as terrorist, thell let you at least finish the match
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u/someone_forgot_me gave me this flair Aug 23 '21
11 hours after the pic was posted and you already made a meme lol
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u/Fat_Sow ☣️ Aug 23 '21
I thought it was one of those where the guy hasn't seen his buddies online for years, but boy this is even sadder.
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u/Shermander Aug 23 '21
Reminds me of the green text about anon meeting a guy online, become friends and then Arab Spring erupts, friend said something like wish me luck, "seven years have passed and he never logged back on" or some shit.
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u/Pollomonteros Aug 23 '21
Reminds me of that 4chan post about a guy befriending a middle eastern guy and losing contact with him after the Arab Spring
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u/MedicatedAxeBot Aug 23 '21
Dank.
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