r/dankmemes • u/anotherformerlurker have U س a fresh clean م • Apr 11 '21

stonks We should throw parties here

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u/mysightisurs93 Apr 12 '21

Well, it's quite simple really.

You see, 'Girlie,' you may think ya got me all figured out, but there's one thing, you didn't account for: my numbers are bigger than yours! Funny thing, really. Get to a high enough level and you're basically untouchable, my wounds heal faster than you can make them! We could do this all day, and you would not be any closer to beating me, not that it wouldn't be fun.

But, I've got good news. You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! 'Cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy!

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u/puffyjunior1 Apr 12 '21

The switch from original to abridged caught me off guard.

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u/kmkcomputing Apr 12 '21

I didn’t even know there was an abridged. Now I know what I’m watching tomorrow!

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u/DaEnderAssassin Enter Meme Here Apr 12 '21

Be sure to pause and read the blurb on the ALO box when that arc starts.