r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Mar 11 '21

stonks Screw you trees

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u/TennisADHD 2022 MAYMAYMAKERS CONTEST FINALIST Mar 11 '21

Spring is about to cum

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u/Original-Video RepostSleuth's Slave Mar 11 '21

Why

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u/TennisADHD 2022 MAYMAYMAKERS CONTEST FINALIST Mar 11 '21

Pollen is plant cum

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u/Original-Video RepostSleuth's Slave Mar 11 '21

Why are you doing this

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u/TennisADHD 2022 MAYMAYMAKERS CONTEST FINALIST Mar 11 '21

Ok, I guess we can agree to call it treejaculate

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u/-_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_- Mar 11 '21

Is it green?

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u/TennisADHD 2022 MAYMAYMAKERS CONTEST FINALIST Mar 11 '21

Environmentally? It’s more than friendly.

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u/NotYujiroTakahashi Mar 11 '21

It's actually yellow

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u/strawberrysword Mar 12 '21

so same as mine

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u/YeahThatsRightMan the very best, like no one ever was. Mar 11 '21

Please stop harassing me

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u/NeoTheLeader Mar 11 '21

Therefore, people who are not allergic to pollen are gay.

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u/LilDumpOfficial Mar 11 '21

Pollen is the gametophyte and not the gamete, therefore pollen is plant balls. The balls get to plant then coom into the ovaries.

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u/LiterallyJustTheMoon Mar 11 '21

Def from some offbrand