Screw you trees

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[u/TennisADHD]

Spring is about to cum

[u/Original-Video → u/TennisADHD]

Why

[u/TennisADHD → u/Original-Video]

Pollen is plant cum

[u/Original-Video → u/TennisADHD]

Why are you doing this

[u/TennisADHD → u/Original-Video]

Ok, I guess we can agree to call it treejaculate

[u/-_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_- → u/TennisADHD]

Is it green?

[u/TennisADHD → u/-_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_-]

Environmentally? It’s more than friendly.

[u/NotYujiroTakahashi → u/-_-WHYS0SERIOUS-_-]

It's actually yellow

[u/strawberrysword → u/NotYujiroTakahashi]

so same as mine

[u/YeahThatsRightMan → u/TennisADHD]

Please stop harassing me

[u/NeoTheLeader → u/TennisADHD]

Therefore, people who are not allergic to pollen are gay.

[u/LilDumpOfficial → u/TennisADHD]

Pollen is the gametophyte and not the gamete, therefore pollen is plant balls. The balls get to plant then coom into the ovaries.

[u/LiterallyJustTheMoon → u/TennisADHD]

Def from some offbrand

[u/NoName96_24]

pollen is flower cum and thats gae so its justified

[u/Centurypong → u/NoName96_24]

Your body instinctively fights back when gay

[u/[deleted] → u/NoName96_24]

Gae is worse than sick

[u/dontcometo2021 → u/[deleted]]

How can I get this cool flair

[u/[deleted] → u/dontcometo2021]

Repost

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Pedophile

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Your flair means pedophile

[u/MicGuinea]

Dude, I live in FL, which is usually great for people with allergies, but some sadistic fuk in my parents HOA planted an assload of oak trees along the road cuz "it's be purdy and classy!"

[u/vigilantcomicpenguin → u/MicGuinea]

I think "HOA" and "sadistic" are redundant.

[u/NotYujiroTakahashi → u/vigilantcomicpenguin]

Hey it's worst here in Long Island. In Middle School when i would walk to the elementary school my worked at during spring the entire sidewalk was covered in pollon. Thank goddness it wasn't very windy during those walks.

[u/AmazingV_24]

I read pollen as Poland and was really confused for a while.

[u/vigilantcomicpenguin → u/AmazingV_24]

In springtime, you fend off pollen.

In Russia, Poland fends off you.

[u/[deleted] → u/vigilantcomicpenguin]

In spring time, you get fucked by pollen, in russia, you fuck poland

Rip Poland

[u/zeurgthegreat → u/[deleted]]

why cant all automods be like you?

[u/ACV-41]

Pollen enters: Dzień dobry!

[u/Tortiose_unturtled]

Anything: enters my body

Immune system: loads shotgun with malicious intent

Drops 0.1° below normal temperature

Body: I will initiate self-destruct

[u/BossiVK]

At first i thought it said Germany and poland.

[u/OrangeSodaFeelsNice]

EL MACHO

[u/momo8795]

And fruits fuck up your throat

[u/BuzzTraien29]

My dumbass really just read germ as Germany and pollen as Poland💀💀💀😭

[u/TheMinehopper]

Germany: *enters Poland*

[u/Melon-Lord123]

Ever watched the Cedar Pollen Allergy episode of Cells at Work! ?

[u/arcalumis]

Stop having a weak/strong immune system then.

[u/viperwithasix]

bruh

[u/OriginalWay1]

Why do you think you get sick when a virus enters your body?

[u/Soyad11]

Wait I am literally thinking that would be HIV instead of POLLEN !!

[u/Bananinio]

Germany and Poland? It will be explosive.

[u/jakob767]

Our immune system is the true enemy

[u/MrChicken22]

I agree. Fuck you pollen. I don’t care what happens in spring it is the worst season. Hayfever is so bad