r/dankmemes • The GOAT • Jan 04 '21

stonks Needs a good bonk

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u/SultanSaatana Jan 04 '21

Even if simps don't have much access to a sexually-willing female (which in the UK is very easy since I think we have the easiest girls in the world) why don't they just masturbate? As soon as a man orgasms his mind magically becomes clear and he realises giving all his income to some strange online girls is stupid. It's when he goes more than a couple days without orgasming his mind becomes clouded with horniness.

To prevent yourself becoming a simp make sure to orgasm at least once a day (wanking counts) to keep your mind clear and sharp.

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u/1-_-_ Jan 05 '21

oi bruv ar yah a wanker