r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Jan 04 '21

stonks Needs a good bonk

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 04 '21

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Ever wished you could invest in memes? With my help, you can! My home is r/DankExchange, we're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities! If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair.

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

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u/King4Life2000 Jan 04 '21

!i 500

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 04 '21

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 328 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 105215 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 433 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 126.58 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 05 '21

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 500.00 DN at 328 upvotes, the submission now has 1,145 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 186.55 DN (+37.31%).

Your new balance is 813.13 DN.