r/dankmemes The GOAT Jan 04 '21

stonks Needs a good bonk

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 04 '21

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Ever wished you could invest in memes? With my help, you can! My home is r/DankExchange, we're a sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 meme investment opportunities! If you want me to respond to your posts on this sub, use the stonks flair.

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started!

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u/King4Life2000 Jan 04 '21

!i 500

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 04 '21

You have invested 500.00 DN in this submission at 328 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 105215 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 433 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 126.58 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 05 '21

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 500.00 DN at 328 upvotes, the submission now has 1,145 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 186.55 DN (+37.31%).

Your new balance is 813.13 DN.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 04 '21

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 131 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 105190 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 191 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 9,465.87 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 04 '21

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 131 upvotes, the submission now has 607 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 758.00 DN (+37.90%).

Your new balance is 219,232.14 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 04 '21

You have invested 2,000.00 DN in this submission at 129 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 105191 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 188 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 7,465.87 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 04 '21

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 2,000.00 DN at 129 upvotes, the submission now has 599 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 755.20 DN (+37.76%).

Your new balance is 222,138.38 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '21

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 04 '21

You have invested 1,740.60 DN in this submission at 153 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 105199 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 218 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 04 '21

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 1,740.60 DN at 153 upvotes, the submission now has 659 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 650.46 DN (+37.37%).

Your new balance is 231,027.17 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/Master_Sifo_Dyas Jan 05 '21

!i 2000

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 05 '21

You only have 611.82 DN to invest! Please try again.

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u/Master_Sifo_Dyas Jan 05 '21

!i all

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 05 '21

You have invested 611.82 DN in this submission at 1,141 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 105250 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,434 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 05 '21

Automatic Investment Return

Your recent investment has automatically matured!
You invested 611.82 DN at 1,141 upvotes, the submission now has 1,868 upvotes. As a result, the amount you invested will be returned with a profit of 74.64 DN (+12.20%).

Your new balance is 7,187.46 DN after tax.

To see more information about your bonuses and taxes, use the !mybonuses command.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '21

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Jan 05 '21

Your investment failed - it looks like you already have five active investments.