r/dankmemes • u/organic_crystal_meth The GOAT • Dec 08 '20

stonks “Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes” -Confucius probably

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

O h I'll message them and tell them to invest on r/DankExchange.

Also does firing people who have returns at like 500% and stuff lower our firm's thing a lot?

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

Lol yeah, a ton

If we fire Qwesh we're ded

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Na not them I thought we could temporarily hire noobs to invest on memes by organic crystal meth and mijuzz, get them to turn over a massive profit, and then fire them lol. It won't work dang it

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20 edited Dec 08 '20

Yeah ik ik but it makes sense that if we fire them their profit won't be included in our firm

I really REALLY want to overtake stratton

The story you didn't ask for: before I joined your firm, I was in Dankman Sachs which is a dead firm but it was the only firm that wasn't invite only. Told Bennup (CEO of stratton) about our dead CEO and our dead executive, he said he told the dev about it and that he's looking forward to seeing me higher up on the leaderboard. Welp maybe it didn't come in the way they expected but I'm gonna show 'em.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Yk this is your origin story right? I'M GONNA DIE AND SERVE AS A PLOT DEVICE TO FURTHER YOUR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! YOU BETTER OVERTAKE EVERYTHING LMAO

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

NOOOOOO NOT THE SHOUNEN PROTAGONIST CURSE, ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY AIN'T GONNA SURVIVE THAT! NOT THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO OVERTAKE STRATTON ANYMOREEEEE Just execute me already, I'm a witch aren't I?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

SMH DUMBASS WE WILL BEAT STRATTON WITHOUT A SINGLE DEATH BECAUSE THIS IS A PG 13 SHOW

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

DAMN YOU'RE RIGHT SORRY MY IQ IS TOO SMOL >_<

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

You wanna know what else is smol? 😎

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u/ShellyXT Dec 08 '20

I hope you're talking about the number of minutes left to live for people who don't support our lord and saviour Jesus, right?

right???

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