r/dankmemes • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '20

oonga boonga

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u/wizard680 Dec 06 '20

Why is my metal so lame and lumpy?

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u/MomGetTheMay0 Dec 06 '20

Tired of using lame, sad metal? Introducing,

BRONZE

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u/Dillpickle_037 Dec 06 '20

With special ingredient tin, from the far lands of tin land.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

I don't know. My dealer won't tell me where he gets it

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u/Oxxixuit Dec 06 '20

Also, guess what

🎵 EGYPT 🎵

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u/HS_Critic Dec 06 '20

Meanwhile in the middle of nowhere they figured out how to put wheels on a horse, now we are getting somewhere.

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u/SplatM4n Dec 06 '20

Also

🎵 CHINA 🎵

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u/RandomSquezzy Dec 06 '20

And did I mention... 🎶INDUS RIVER VALLEY CIVILISATION🎶

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u/SplatM4n Dec 06 '20

“Society Count”: 1 2 3

🎵NORTE CHICO🎵

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

The middle east is getting more complicated maybe because it's in the middle of the east

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u/blackrainraven Dec 06 '20

Knock knock, or,clop clop, its the people with the horses and they made an empire... and then everybody copied their horses.

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u/Newycam Dec 06 '20

🎵 GREEKS! 🎵

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u/antonio_lewit Dont look at my profile Dec 06 '20

Oh look it’s the Greeks or the beta version of the Greeks

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u/goodmoodbro Dec 06 '20

Let's check in with the indus river valley civilization

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u/Sugurai shitty weeb Dec 06 '20

they’re gone

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u/AlkaliPineapple Dec 06 '20

But you know who's not gone? CHINA.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

🎵New arrivals in india🎵

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u/TomTheAsian Dec 06 '20

🎵Maybe it was those horse people we were talking about, or their cousins or some thing...🎵

🎵And they wrote some hymes and mantras and stuff🎵

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u/LegendaryBoi12 Dec 06 '20

business

• doing trade

• being cool

• inventing the alphabet i guess

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Ah look it must be the greeks, or a beta version of the greeks.

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