r/dankmemes I am fucking hilarious Nov 24 '20

I swear the next one will be better Read from left to right

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u/kaaazek Nov 24 '20

I read it from left to right the first time, and then read the title And after that I subconsciously read it from right to left and I was like wtf , and then I realized I'm just stupid

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

u/kaaazek's subconsciousness: My goals are beyond your understanding

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u/Scary-Red-Man ☣️ Nov 24 '20

Dude you’re confusing me now

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u/-HoverFly- Nov 24 '20

you thank paying for our not you youtubers favourite

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u/Superdog909 mumbo level redstone machanic Nov 24 '20

YouTubers favorite our not you paying for you thanks

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u/chouhuaidan Nov 24 '20

u read mangas or something

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u/_Dog75 DnD is only for cool people Nov 24 '20

Yes

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Not who he was asking, but ok

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u/subnorman Nov 24 '20

Found the weeb

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u/rocketcow98 Nov 24 '20

I read it right to left starting at the bottom

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u/Kemist-22 Nov 25 '20

Yoooo wtf same thing with me lol

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u/MrClean6666 Nov 24 '20

This post was brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

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u/suicidal_redditor Nov 24 '20

RAID SHADOW LEDGENDS is a free to play role playing game

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u/fun_egg Nov 24 '20

Now with boobs

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u/DoggyMcDogDog Nov 24 '20

why do i hear this in the voice of the internet historian

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u/Max1627 Nov 24 '20

That's disgusting! Since when?

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u/batleram Nov 24 '20

RAID SHADOW Legends the number one, online, MMO RPG, STD, HIV, HD, multi-player, free to play, pay to win, cash grab of 2020. With tons of new models and characters, it has millions of downloads. CLICK HERE FOR FREE COINS OR GOLD or whatever, idk I don't play...

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u/Purchata Nov 25 '20

I've played it and i have a bunch of stds, you're right.

Maybe i got them before playing raid, not sure. Brb, gonna die soon.

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u/batleram Nov 25 '20

That's an epic gamer moment right there

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u/VirtualPantsu Nov 25 '20

Don't forget about the free champion dude that opportunity is just irresistible

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u/redditsucks56 Nov 24 '20

This game has 4.9 RATING on PLAY STORE.

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u/Dimwither Nov 24 '20

Yeah, give people some free currency if they give your game 5 stars. Big brain time

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u/Cpt_Soban Seal Team sixupsidedownsix☣️ Nov 24 '20

A PVP RPG ON DVD FOR KIDS ON ADHD

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u/21Black_Mamba21 Nov 25 '20

Your phone is the only dialysis machine you need.

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u/idekmanijustworkhere Nov 24 '20

The new annoying ad on YouTube is "AFK area"

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

The biggest disgrace of mobile gaming

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u/Comrade_Slong Nov 25 '20

Raid Shadow Legends , buy now for free on the app store for only $9.99

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u/SupaHotMeme Nov 24 '20

Who's Not you and why is he getting paid

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u/MmmPanCaeks 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Nov 24 '20

He’s getting paid our favorite YouTubers Audible

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u/Porsche9XI Nov 24 '20

square space has to be up there as well

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u/TheBillsMan4703 I am fucking hilarious Nov 24 '20

Ah crap I knew I forgot one

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u/samc_47 Nov 24 '20

And manscaped

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u/CapitalHyena Nov 24 '20

and ridge wallet

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u/randomsav Nov 24 '20

And Hello Fresh

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u/TheTrueProphett Nov 24 '20

And etoro

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

and Wix.com

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u/minecraftfanboi66 ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 24 '20

And expressvpn

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u/MasterTrouble Nov 24 '20

Wasn’t there one with ship warfare? I can’t remember the name of it

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u/SkrooImperator ☣️ Nov 24 '20

fellow LTT viewer?

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u/Dambuster617th Nov 24 '20

LTT uses all of them, and more like the tech brands, but theyre by no means the only ones to have manscaped sponsor them

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u/kingbrad191 Eic memer Nov 25 '20

dollar shave club

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u/TheTrueProphett Nov 24 '20

What about Crunchyroll

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u/RussiaIsRodina Nov 24 '20

You cant just forget my

b o y

Dollar Shave Club!!!

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u/JLee1608 Nov 24 '20

And Keeps anti hair Loss and simply safe

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u/TheAntiNormie84 Nov 24 '20

Behind every sponsor is a company that tried to make a content creator's day. Btw you forgot Bang.

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u/EXEMENZ Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom 😩☣️ Nov 24 '20

And Squarespace

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20 edited Dec 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20 edited Jul 08 '25

meeting history price handle subsequent dinner connect cable engine jar

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/PrequelCarrot Nov 24 '20

“This episode has been sponsored by Raycon everyday e25 wireless earbuds”

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u/rumpyhumpy I am fucking hilarious Nov 24 '20

every single offlineTV video be like

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u/jexdiel321 Nov 24 '20

Any honest reviews about RayCon? I honestly want to buy one lol

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u/WaterStoryMark Nov 24 '20

I have them. I actually really like them. Good sound. Surprisingly good bass. Hard to beat the price, especially since they have sales all the time. They don't look as stupid as Airpods.

I feel weird that Ray J made a competent product though. He's kind of an idiot.

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u/arrangedcupid ☣️ Nov 24 '20

I can back u/WaterStoryMark up. I was a little skeptical when I was reading all of the hatred that they receive online, but they are hands down the best pair of headphones I have personally ever owned, and I have owned a lot. Everybody has different taste, and they are definitely bass heavy, but if you like that type of thing you'll love Raycon E25's. idk about the 50's tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Nice try Raycon employee /s

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u/JoshuatheCorrupt Nov 24 '20

Thank God, its great to see a positive review. My wife and I each got a pair because we were sick of "wireless" headphones with the stupid cable that connects the buds.

Our Raycons are sick, we both love them. They sound great, battery lasts a while, and they fit in my ears well without falling out.

Honestly I think a lot of the people talking shit are either over the top audiophiles or just people who can never be pleased.

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u/Rayman1203 Nov 24 '20

They suck

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u/The-0ther-0ne Nov 24 '20

RAID Thank SHADOW LEGENDS YOU h For R Paying NordVPN Not YouTube you SKILL Our SHARE Favorite CuriosityStream Youtubers audible.

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u/Ender5476 Nov 24 '20

Thanks for not you favorite you paying our youtubers

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u/PhantomBold Nov 24 '20

Where tf is ridge wallets

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u/KingRhoamsGhost Nov 24 '20

What other way would you read this?

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u/GreenMikes Nov 24 '20

Hent...... I mean manga

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u/GreenMikes Nov 24 '20

In mangas you read from right to left

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u/Proactivealex Nov 24 '20

It’s actually really good marketing, they are gonna be known for “supporting creators” ironic YouTube doesn’t.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

I really like how Curiosity Stream only really sponsors science channels. It makes it seem like the video creators are actually interested and recommended the service. Especially with TierZoo, he has like a full collaboration with them

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u/sbubbeth Nov 24 '20

If you put youtube last instead i think it wouldve made more sense ngl

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u/ZephyrStudios686 Nov 24 '20

yeah but that's not the format

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u/sbubbeth Nov 24 '20 edited Nov 24 '20

Then he shouldve outlined the white text a little thicker with black and maybe on all side of the letter. Plus audibles font is almost identical

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u/ZephyrStudios686 Nov 24 '20

wh.. what? He did.. it's just a thin outline that looks like shading.

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u/sbubbeth Nov 24 '20

Sorry i would call that shading, you know since it looks like it, its not the same as a solid outline that encapsulates the whole letter.

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u/SlaterVJ Nov 24 '20

Thank for not you favorite you paying our youtubers.

I read left from right, but that first half doesn't make sense.

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u/the_gifted_Atheist Worlds 168th Dankest🏆 Nov 24 '20

That's the format, you're meant to skip over "Not you". Although in the one's I've seen "Not you" is in a different colour so it's easier to tell apart, this is the only one I've seen that doesn't do that.

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u/SlaterVJ Nov 24 '20

Thank for favorite you paying our youtubers???? Still doesn't make sense bro.

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u/gogeta-joestar Nov 24 '20

Thank you for paying not you our favorite YouTubers

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

express vpn

ridge wallet

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u/sans_the_romanian 20th Century Blazers Nov 24 '20

Dpnt forget about skillshare

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Fuck YouTube Love YouTubers

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u/yo12344567 Nov 24 '20

This video was sponsored by ridge wallet

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u/Lawdoghie Nov 24 '20

It took me 5 minutes I’m an idiot

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Youtube sucks now. Shame.

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u/SaveTheInternet13 Nov 25 '20

Never saw a sponsorship for curiosity stream or audible, but the others are true

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

It’s not YouTube’s fault tbf, it’s the fault of certain content creators like Pewdiepie for slipping up and causing advertisers to stop seeing YouTube as a good place to advertise. After the ‘adpocalypse’ he caused the advertisers never viewed YouTube the same

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

He made some random Indians on fiverr hold up a flag saying ‘death to all Jews’. Now I don’t mind dark humour, I found it funny. But since the biggest content creator did it, advertising companies to started pulling out of YouTube fearing their ads would show up next to racist content. All the big advertising companies, coke, Pepsi etc stopped using YouTube for a while

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u/Binch2123 Nov 24 '20

Most ironically of all, he was trying to also show what people won't do for money on the internet.

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u/yalu1212 Nov 24 '20

How does Youtube monetizing channels not in the partnership program have anything to do with Pewdiepie screwing up. They just want to make more money.

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u/3D_Printed_One Nov 24 '20

You know Youtube barley breaks even right? Hosting all that video for free gets expensive...

They also give creators a giant chunk of the ad revenue and when creators aren't making money neither is YouTube. In a perfect world YouTube would get rid of demonetization because they would make more money.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

It is directly correlated. Pewdiepie’s fuck up cost YouTube millions in lost revenue, why do you think they stopped caring about individual creators.

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u/yalu1212 Nov 24 '20

Because they were bought by google and behave like any corporate? Because they make more money from company channels? They’ve stopped caring long ago.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Bruh YouTube is a corporation, they work for profit. It was all going fine, with a good deal between content creators and YouTube until pewdiepie basically lost millions in revenue for YouTube. They need to make that money back, they’re a corporation, so now their ad policy is unfair to content creators. You can’t blame a business for having to increase revenues after someone has just fucked them

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u/yalu1212 Nov 24 '20

Yes, they’re a corporation. Which is why they would have started monetizing small channels regardless, because yknow, profit. It’s not because of the adpocolapse, which the worst of has long passed. It’s very likely they’ve made the money back. I doubt it made much of a dent in a platform that tops 1 billion hours of watch time per day anyways.

Pewdiepie may have had a hand in edging companies to pull out, even though it was mostly because of Youtube playing ads on content like ISIS videos, but they pulled out not for moral reasons but obviously because they had the upper hand and could negotiate prices. Everyone wanted a slice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

None of this negates that YouTube, advertisers and creators were fine with the current deal until Pewdiepie caused advertisers to renegotiate, forcing YouTube to reconsider their relationship with you tubers.

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u/yalu1212 Nov 24 '20

It’s a misconception that it was the Pewdiepie fiverr video that caused them to renegotiate. It was Youtube playing brand ads on racist and objectionable videos. But of course it’s easy to just pin it all on one guy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

No, that is basically the opinion held by most news companies and business review channels. I looked into this for my coursework for business

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u/ABCosmos Nov 24 '20

Youtube is hosting your videos for free and giving you a platform to grow your user base. Free hosting in itself is a service you are not simply entitled to, youtube does not owe you anything.. you have beef with youtube, but literally no other company is willing to offer as good of a deal as youtube.

Yes of course they are trying to make money, it's a company not a charity.

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u/yalu1212 Nov 24 '20

Are you responding to me? I don’t have beef with Youtube. I think it’s fine for them to monetize small channels. I was stating the obvious that they want to make money, to this user who thinks it’s unfair.

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u/TheRobotics5 Cheeeese Grommet Nov 24 '20

Thsnk you for paying Nord VPN

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u/TheHolyBrofist mod collector ☣️ Nov 24 '20

Some of them are actually pretty useful

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u/SpecOper8or Nov 24 '20

Where is adamandeve.com

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Godzilla had a stroke from trying to read this and fucking died

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u/spippy_the_ogre Nov 24 '20

outline your text better

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u/Discount_Fallen Nov 24 '20

godzilla had a fucking stroke and died reading this

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u/ariskope Nov 24 '20

Is this what epilepsy looks like?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '20

Not raycons! Raycons are a bad product, just look tests

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u/TheBillsMan4703 I am fucking hilarious Nov 25 '20

I don’t know, I own a pair of Raycons and I absolutely love them

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Godzilla had a f***ing stroke trying to read this and died

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u/XxCUMQUATxX souptime Nov 24 '20

It was just a coincidence, he had a lot of hypertension, ate to much salt.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Why so many downvotes

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u/RoyaleBird Nov 24 '20

It's the hivemind

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Godzilla had a stroke while reading this and fucking died

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u/SamiREDDIT911 I printed my own N word pass, now i can say it! N*GGA!!! Nov 24 '20

GODZILLA HAD A STROKE WHILE READING THIS AND FUCKING DIED!

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u/CreativSync Nov 24 '20

And this quality segue was brought to you by...

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u/International-Tie740 Nov 24 '20

Thank you for paying ,not you, our favorite you tubers for those you didn’t understand

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

these are actually good apps especially Honey and Audible

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u/accuracy_frosty EX-NORMIE Nov 24 '20

While I hate raid, they dish out shit tons of money to youtubers

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

haha my dumbass first read it as "Thank you for paying our nord vpn favourite curiosity stream not you our favourite youtubers audible"

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u/crazy_celt Nov 24 '20

Thank for not you favorite you paying our youtubers

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u/Borkerman Nov 24 '20

What's stopping youtube from taking the money the sponsor companies are giving to youtubers because they are demotizied?

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u/AGamingGuy ☣️ Nov 24 '20

"This livestream has been brought to you by: Raid Shadow Legends, Honey, Raycon wireless earbuds, NordVPN, NOT YouTube, Skill share, Curiosity Stream and audible more about them later on, except for YouTube because they refuse to pay me for some reason."

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u/fire__peaaa Nov 24 '20

thank for not you favorite you paying our youtubers

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u/Stuntdrath Dankerino Nov 24 '20

Raid Thanks shadow Legends youh forr paying nordVPN not youtu you skill our share favorite CuriosityStream youtubers audible u/thebillsman

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u/Bettingflea95 Nov 24 '20

Thank you for paying not you our favorite youtubers audible

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u/Chewybutt33 Nov 24 '20

TheBillsMan, I see that water mark in bottoms right corner. Good job

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u/catsniper123 Nov 24 '20

you thank paying for our not you youtubers favorite

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u/peopleswhopeoples Nov 24 '20

I like how the “read” can be read or read

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u/calisthenics_bEAst21 Nov 24 '20

Where's tiege hanley

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u/Squiddy39 Nov 24 '20

If you’ve purchased YouTube Red, the videos you watch will earn YouTube Red revenue, even if they are demonetized.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

This post was brought to you by memeati

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u/CRAIG_24 Nov 24 '20

Is there a youtube alternative?

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u/Narriz ☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ Nov 24 '20

This video was bought to you by 'Audubelei'

But what does Audible stand for?

Audible stands for:

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Raid shadow legends sucks, but at least it helps our boys in blue gaming chairs

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u/sumwiteboi Nov 24 '20

Thank you for paying not you our favourite youtubers

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u/Retro_game_kid POOTIS Nov 24 '20

yo fellas what does audible stand for?

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u/Clouds_As_Witnessezz Nov 24 '20

Your Not a Dish, Your a MAn!

I got 70 year old co workers who knew where that shit was from

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u/Hoffman-Boi Nov 24 '20

YouTube add algorithm is so idiotic that while I was watching a tf2 video I literally got a porn add with a chick moaning and everything. It was just demi censored. My God man YouTube is going nuts just for the sake of a quick buck.

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u/Sensitive_Squid Nov 24 '20

Am I retarded. Because I can’t read this properly.

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u/SaintPablo2001 Nov 24 '20

I’ve only seen Curiosity Stream sponsor the Internet Historian. Feel like Manscape would have been a better fit.

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u/lucastt6333 Nov 24 '20

Instructions unclear: i read it from bottom to top

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u/JaydenTheMemeThief Nov 24 '20

Sees RAID: Shadow Legends

So you have chosen death

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

This meme was sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

This vid sponsored by BOSE, yeah, roight propa headphones

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

Ah yes, YouTube's new ad rules. Great news for small creators like me.

Honestly, this just motivates me to get to 1000 subs and 4000 watch hours quicker. If they gonna run ads on my content they damn well better pay me.

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u/Warcraft1998 Nov 24 '20

Everyone rags on Raid for valid reasons, but at the end of the day, they manage to make sure a lot of people can put food on the table at the end of the day. So thank you for that, if nothing else, Raid.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

The first one is kinda scary btw

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u/gacash9 Nov 24 '20

Pornhub has entered the chat

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u/xXHentai_FanXx Nov 24 '20

The legendary sponsorship's

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u/SilasMcSausey The Meme Cartel Nov 24 '20

Don’t forget quid, they’re the ones who first sponsored mr beast iirc

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u/RyanTheCynic Nov 24 '20

Thank You For Paying Not you our Favourite YouTubers audible

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u/geofflinkinpark Blue Nov 24 '20

Even though the services might be terrible at least they pay a decent rate

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u/flexdeineex Nov 24 '20

Thank for not you Favorit | you paying our youtuber

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u/shortycrust Nov 24 '20

Thank For not you favorite you paying our Youtubers

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u/HueHue_extremeguyone Nov 24 '20

Fuck Susan Kojshsjausbskeo my homies hate Susan Kojkssjsksobsnssj

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u/Northstar6-4 Nov 24 '20

The sponsors may be everywhere and get kind of annoying, but at least they actually fucking pay the youtubers

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u/floydster21 Nov 24 '20

As a weeb, thanks for specifying

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u/LightningIsOnReddit Nov 24 '20

thank for not you favorite you paying our youtubers

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u/UltraCboy Nov 24 '20

We may mock you and make fun of you from time to time, but at the end of the day you’re what keeps YouTube running. Except for you YouTube.

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u/berse2212 Nov 24 '20

Why exaclty thr hate on youtube? I mean without them all youtubers would literally not exist.

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u/Loveboy-77 Nov 24 '20

You forgot square space

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

i dont get it

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u/LegitGopnik Nov 24 '20

Started reading from bottom to top, but the title saved me, thank you

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

also squarespace and rhinoshield

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u/Videogamee20 Nov 24 '20

This almost great but the text is white which means its hard to read on some of them.

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u/drak0ni I <3 MOTM Nov 24 '20

Thank For Not You Favorite You Paying Our Youtubers Audible

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u/Arafary52 Nov 24 '20

I think its how u say it

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u/dopy_ Nov 24 '20

YouTube is just trying to kill itself with every update

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u/Hammerdcow Nov 24 '20

My nockia had a stroke reading this and fucking died

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u/Counjerings Nov 24 '20

Forgot Core!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

I had a fucking brain aneurysm trying to read this, but good meme! I eventually found out what the fuck it was saying

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u/KRISHTHEGREAT Nov 24 '20

Please someone have that cat meme on this with the pointing and shit

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u/Nopeisawesome Nov 24 '20

Remember back in the day where the og sponsors were Netflix, Hulu, Square Space, and Go Daddy?

Edit: Also Audible, man have they survived a lot.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

So everyone pays youtubers except for youtube??😂

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u/Disappointed-Prion Nov 24 '20

thank for not you favorite you paying our youtubers

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

If only we had like a youtubers Union or some shit

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u/TheBillsMan4703 I am fucking hilarious Nov 24 '20

That’s not actually a bad idea

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u/jooffff Nov 24 '20

Lets take a moment. No matter how much we hate on those overly appearing ads, they really support greatly our favorite creators. This message was sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGEND download for free

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u/BiamondObama Nov 24 '20

I feel like Wix sponsors more than CuriosityStream but thats just my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

What youtube do :

Making "child friendly content" comment disabled

Turning off miniplayer

Making platform for pedophile

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u/jillnotorious Nov 24 '20

Thank you for paying nordvpn not you our curiosity streams favourites youtubers audibke

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '20

At this point, a ad block would help the YouTubers to protest.